Kane Schmitz
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  • He ripped a fart so big it gave him three wishes
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    water’s temperature is it’s flavor
    i booted up Among Us, and it made me put in my age. After typing in 20 (my age), it required parental permission. So I sent the email with a code to my Gmail account but it never arrived.

    fuck
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    WorMortar
    WorMortar
    Why would a 20 year old need parental permission???
    Kane Schmitz
    Kane Schmitz
    Idk, I think it’s because some kids set their birthday to 1836.
    WorMortar
    WorMortar
    “Wow, life must be hard without umbrellas and light bulbs. Want to tell me about what you telegraphed over to your friends?”
    Why hasn’t the military given their soldiers Graphine suits? They’d be indestructible. Seriously, it’s 20x better than a Kevlar bulletproof vest, way more flexible and extremely thin
    it would take a few hundred layers to give it a width of a millimeter. And if each individual layer can stop a bullet, who knows what a hundred can do.
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    Kane Schmitz
    Kane Schmitz
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    If you covered a football field with a layer of this stuff, it’d be less than a gram. So no, it’s super cheap considering a paper-thin layer can stop bullets
    FalloutGuy645
    FalloutGuy645
    Someone asked the same thing on quora. Dude got mocked.
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    Tibithia Σ
    But that means less money for missiles to launch at the Middle East!
    Oh my farking god I just had the biggest stress reliever
    My quarterly review came back positive, thank fark

    Looks like I’ve got another day to build up evidence for misconduct charges
    Eef: I hope this beetle doesn’t die
    Beetle: *dies*
    Eef: :eek:
    Direct line from a CrankGameplays vid
    You don’t see that everyday,
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    This is why I watch Failboat streams
    I hate at-home workouts. All I smell is deodorant and sweat and all I feel is mild ache. Not enough to be bad, but enough to be annoying.
    Oh yet again (
    Kane Schmitz
    Kane Schmitz
    What are you even talking about
    Kane Schmitz
    Kane Schmitz
    Aight, I’ll just delete this post
    Damn Train
    Damn Train
    Lol that's what i was talking about, you deleted posts right when i was editing to add something or adding new comment. That was kinda funne for me.
    Sure, that makes sense
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    (Look at the times on it)
    What do you think of moths?
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    I did NOT expect to ever see this many staff members online
    I literally put making this meme off for a week
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    You are a... software engineer??? What??? Well, That's surprising... chimera vibe
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