Lord Garak

Down with ferrets.

I'm being held hostage and made to type these status updates, my location is-

Since you're a veteran and I didn't want to create a thread for this, mind if I ask you a quick question? Is there a way to not automatically watch threads you reply to? I can't seem to find a setting for it and it's getting on my nerves.

Hi colleague!

Yearly reminder: any time you obtain a Flairon, throw it straight into the trash slot.

Your profile pic is disgusting. I like it!

Pulling out my dusty old Dr. Seuss collection reminded me of a fantastic man who knew how to turn simple words into power. Rest in peace.

Thanks for the nightmares.

Insert insightful quote here.

"miss piggy that wasn't weed" is what I gather from your avatar