Rock, Paper, Anything (from minecraft forums)

[Idelac0]

The world gets deleted by an admin.

 

[Player_Miner]

Admin gets banned with their privileges revoked for abuse by the Head Admin.

 

[Algot 120]

the head admin experiences technical dificulties

 

[Idelac0]

Technical difficulties are resolved with a self-fixing script.

 

[Ivyss]

The script doesn't work due to code errors.

 

[Algot 120]

a software engineer fixes the problem (bythe way I know what hardware and software are but what's firmware, I dont realy know that)

 

[Player_Miner]

Solar flare destroys electronics and puts the software engineer out of buisness.

 

[Orifan1]

not anymore theres a blanket!
the ozone layer!

 

[Ivyss]

Not anymore!
Greenhouse gases

 

[stabby stabbo]

Much wood has been placed down that sucks in the greenhouse gas, lessening the damage laid upon the ozone layer by the Carbon Dioxide.

 

[Player_Miner]

A scientist points out that’s not how biology works. Wood doesn’t turn CO2 into O2, it’s the leaves of a living tree that do that. And that’s not mentioning all the other plants that do the same.

 

[Algot 120]

Science is thwarted by magic

 

[Augustulus]

Magic is quickly forgotten due to the power of science and logic

 

[Algot 120]

logic is defeated by the ilogical thing that is the whole "logic vs emotions" thing

 

[Augustulus]

Arguments are not able to happen as all living humans on earth have the same opinion as everyone else

 

[Algot 120]

except You are wrong

 

[Augustulus]

The word ''Wrong'' has now switched definitions with the word ''Right'' and have now opposite meanings. Which means I was wrong

 

[Algot 120]

the person who switched the defenitions is assasinated, this also reverses the change

 

[Augustulus]

I use gun

 

[Algot 120]

A thief steals your gun