Commander Crocket Jun 7, 2015 I just used the self checkout in Sainsburys without needing assistance, and I was made district manager.
I just used the self checkout in Sainsburys without needing assistance, and I was made district manager.
Commander Crocket Jun 6, 2015 Climbing a ladder only to slide back down to where you started is a very clever life lesson. Well played, playground.
Climbing a ladder only to slide back down to where you started is a very clever life lesson. Well played, playground.
Commander Crocket Jun 5, 2015 Companionship is difficult to obtain nowadays. I just want to find the "she" to my "nanigans".
Commander Crocket Jun 1, 2015 I wonder what people who type “u” instead of “you” do with all their free time.
Commander Crocket May 30, 2015 Apparently you're supposed to say "Congratulations!" when somebody gets married, not "Why?".
Commander Crocket May 29, 2015 Behold Adam and Eve, the first people that agreed to the Apple terms and conditions without reading them.
Behold Adam and Eve, the first people that agreed to the Apple terms and conditions without reading them.
Commander Crocket May 28, 2015 Hispanic magician: “I will disappear on the count of three. Ready? Uno, dos” *poof* And just like that, he vanished without a tres.
Hispanic magician: “I will disappear on the count of three. Ready? Uno, dos” *poof* And just like that, he vanished without a tres.
Commander Crocket May 27, 2015 It really pisses me off when I plan a conversation in my head and the other person doesn’t follow the damn script.
It really pisses me off when I plan a conversation in my head and the other person doesn’t follow the damn script.
Commander Crocket May 25, 2015 Learn from yesterday. Live for today. Look to tomorrow. Rest this afternoon.
Commander Crocket May 24, 2015 The world is full of nice guys, who want naughty girls, who want bad boys, who want nice girls, who want nice guys.
The world is full of nice guys, who want naughty girls, who want bad boys, who want nice girls, who want nice guys.
Commander Crocket May 23, 2015 Making fun of dinosaurs in close proximity to a paleontologist is a sure way to get jurasskicked.
PS: You made me dizzy, (insert insult here).