Here's my entry. A poem.
"Once upon a time, a adventurer went to the cave to mine
He picked up a torch to emit a light
He feels the air getting colder around him
And then he wonders what this message could spawn in
He goes back and then the calmness has been broken
Because Skeletron Prime just has awoken.
He was too weak and looked at his threat
But a laser hit him and now he's dead."