Random Calvin and Hobbes Quotes #5:
"Hey, look at what THAT monkey's doing! Right in public, too! Ha ha! That's gross! How come I'm not allowed to do that?!"
Calvin: Look, I'll transmogrify you back to a tiger if you'll transmogrify me back to a kid, ok? Hobbes; Ok. Ahh, that's much better. Calvin: Now do me. What's wrong?? I'm not transmogrifying! Hobbes: Boy, am I glad we did me first.
I'm doing it again. Random Calvin and Hobbes Quotes #1:
"Next, on Eyewitness Action News: blood-spattered sidewalks and shroud-covered bodies! Could the next victim be YOU??"
Television: Next, on eyewitness action news: blood-spattered sidewalks and shroud-covered bodies! Could the next victim be you?? We'll get the story from the living rooms of sobbing, hysterical relatives and we'll tell you why you should be paralyzed with helpless fear! That's eyewitness...
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