zenithspeed

logic time

SYSTEM: "Original supply depleted. Discarding. Switching to Backup supply. This is enough to last 5 years. The remaining supplies are: Reserve, Backup, Backup of Reserve, Reserve of Backup, Emergency Use Only. A shop for supplies is due to arrive this year."

bruh, i thought this was going to be a challenge...

maybe the Einhander music helped i need to stop mentioning that game bruh, ik none of y'all care

A meticilous 5+1 floor Queen Slime arena, made with almost peak Efishensi and designed with the movement parameters of the wolf in mind.

yippe
alongside the Cool Whip i also got the wolf as an extra, the extra mobility was well-needed at this point

YOOOOOO

shame i won't be able to use it, i'm only focusing on minions atm (and i heard frost hydra is kinda trash anyways)

did some grinding, got full spider stuff
idk if the spider staff (even got ruthless on it first craft) is any good, but it's defo better than the hornets and i'm hoping to get blade staff + hoverslime mount to replace the remaining of my aging stuff (also got loads of money saved up, gonna use it to reforge to full warding)

LET'S GO, I GOT FIRECRACKER ON FIRST WOF KILL

SYSTEM: "The bar for meme relatability has moved up by one notch. View the cause?"
ME: "Hell yeah"
SYSTEM: "Retrieving meme... successful. Now displayed."

ME: "GLORIOUS. Post that to img and TCF. I'll go back to trying to get this to work..."

destroyed bone boi and got the spinal tap, it is awesome
and also beat QB to get the hornet staff, it's definitely better than the imps lol

built this epic dungeon-to-arena conversion, close-range-oriented so i can snapthorn the heck outta skeletron
(also beat a goblin army after building this, so now i can finally reforge yaaay)

man
i existed wrong last night and now my left leg hurts and i can just barely walk

welp, beat BoC

next is probably Skeletron, and bee armor maybe? idk if it's any good or if obsidian armor is good enough

the results were... expected.

yippee

after quite a while of messing around and grinding, here's the setup

EoC next, i have two summons already but can go to 4 since i have over 12 lenses saved over

i'm not an adult yet, but close

normally i'd whine about not getting enough life crystals, but...
not today : )

full 400 health pre-boss baby
also a weird worldgen thing as extra, the minecart tracks had no mercy lmao
next goal is of course Snapthorn, after that, EoC and BoW, then obsidian armor, then QB and bee armor, then WoF i'd assume

that's a supervillain color scheme right there ngl

(also coincidentally my favourite car yippee)

got started on the summoner playthrough meanwhile
it was a glorified melee run for a while, the flower didn't spawn near any of my graves for a while, and it only did so after i already got the flinx
i also found LOADS of goated accessories

and after like an hour of grinding:

is it true that there's gonna be a Top Gun 3?
the second one came out like 2-3 years ago