Humorous 1000 Fun Facts

[Stardust Guardian]

2069/4/20: Redditors, minecrafters, and all dank memers rejoice in one celebration, 100 hips broken and 2 dead.

 

[Murphmario]

2023: Super Smash Bros. Ultimate is the first official Nintendo game where Ridley is a playable character.

 

[Ganransu]

2024: Geno will never make it to smash it seems (this is a reference to terminalmontage)

 

[Murphmario]

2025: The first two CD-I Zelda games actually have pretty good soundtracks, believe it or not. Hotel Mario's isn't bad either.

 

[Ganransu]

2026: EVA unit 03 is an American Evangelion

 

[Murphmario]

2027: On Febuary 25th, 2019, the as-of current president of Brazil, Jair Bolsonaro, posted a tweet with a video consisting of mostly text in front of images. The music choice is the interesting part of the tweet, as said music is taken from the second phase of the Solaris Fight from Sonic 06.

 

[domnom]

2028:
Penguins have knees but they're high up in there body.

 

[Augustulus]

Fun Fact 2029: There is a specific category of Minecraft that might one of the shortest speedruns in existence. The goal is to obtain a diamond from a set seed with structures enabled. The most optimal seed for this speedrun is walruswalruswalrus, as this causes you to spawn inside of a house within a village. Immediately to your left exists a chest with a diamond inside of it. The current world record sits at 383 milliseconds, or just above 23 frames.

Fun Fact 2030: The current world record for making the fastest Peter Griffin Mii is right below 19 seconds.

Fun Fact 2031: The fastest world record for getting a temporary ban in Club Penguin is 37 seconds and 370 milliseconds. Though someone has created a TAS (Tool-Assisted Speedrun) for getting banned on Club Penguin, which is clocked in at a time of 29.1 seconds.

 

[No. 1 Usagi]

Fun Fact 2032: Moana is the Maori word for 'Ocean'

(sorry if it was already said, i cant read 60 pages)

 

[Alta11x]

Fun fact 2033: Fermi estimation is where you get an answer by rounding/assuming every number is just a 1 followed by a bunch of zeroes. For example, I have

• About 1 arm
• About 1 leg
• About 10 limbs
• An age of about 10
• Spent about 10 minutes on this post

 

[Ghostrix ΣΓβΞΔλΠΨΩ]

Fun fact 2034: The Axolotl is also over 1,000 times more resistant to cancer than mammals.

 

[Alta11x]

Fvn fact 2035: The Romans had no letter u and instead vsed the letter V

 

[Ghostrix ΣΓβΞΔλΠΨΩ]

Fun Fact 2036 ( ◠‿◠ ): The Axolotl anatomy has a very unique characteristic, known as neoteny.

 

[Murphmario]

Fun Fact 2037: One unused enemy in Super Paper Mario is a spinning wheel of Marios that's appearance mimics the actions of the player. If this enemy is killed, then it crashes the game.

 

[deletedaccount12]

Fun Fact 2038- cuteness is actually our urge to protect things and it is triggered by things like big eyes (hence why babies and dogs are cute).

 

[Alta11x]

Fun fact 2039- this fact is fun

 

[Murphmario]

Fun Fact 2040: Speaking of unused Super Paper Mario enemies, one of them is a Gold Bar X3 that chases you and makes sword sounds. If you collect it... the game crashes.

 

[No. 1 Usagi]

Fun Fact 2041: The USSR Snow Leopard Award, given to experienced mountain climbers, depicts 0 (zero) snow leopards.

 

[_tenfictions_]

fun fact 2042: moths are light seeking demons and butterflies are light moths

 

[Cyanopsia]

2041: It took this thread 684 days (just under 2 years) to reach its goal, from 17/12/2015 to 30/10/2017 (though the exact accuracy is unclear, as some people had trouble counting). Since then, there have been 944 days (about 2.5 years) of nobody really knowing what to do in this thread. One of the first ideas was to count back down to 0, which did catch on quite well at first, but mostly died out before it could really get very far. Others seem content to continue counting up, presumably to 2000; this goal was reached due to an error in which Storm Diver Ω pointed out the existence of two 1196 facts, accidentally typing 1996. Face Monster then proceeded to 1999, skipping 1997 and 1998, causing the assumed goal of 2000 to be reached about 802 facts earlier than expected (though it is worth noting that, due to issues in counting and the aforementioned attempts to count down, there were likely more than 1196 facts at the time, meaning 2000 was a bit less than 802 facts away).

2040, for those who dislike meta facts: RAS syndrome describes the use of part of an acronym with the acronym itself. For instance, RIP in peace, or more obscurely, PIN number and ATM machine. Amusingly, the RAS in "RAS syndrome" stands for Redundant Acronym Syndrome.