Absorb The Non-Issue

[Ivyss]

I die from hating it so much.

I hate TLPW.

 

[Streyll]

You go on a feral rage, killing anyone in your way. I was in your way.


AAAAAAAAAAA.

 

[Ivyss]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

*has heart attack from so much AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA*

 

[Streyll]

I grab an AED and begin CPR, but I forget to stop CPR when the AED delivers it's shock. I die from electrocution.


I set a crate on a chair.

 

[Ivyss]

The chair can't handle the crate's weight, causing it to fall on me, and crush me.

I get crushed by a heavy crate.

 

[Streyll]

The crate then rolls on top of me, and crushes me as well.


I make a robot that sets fire to any dragon within a 50km radius.

 

[Ivyss]

I burn to death.

 

[Streyll]

I die from the aftermath of you burning to death.


I make the robot deploy liquid nitrogen instead of fire.

 

[Ivyss]

I get frozen mid-flight, and then shatter upon hitting the ground.

I get frozen mid-flight.

 

[Streyll]

And fall on me.


I convince the world to kill one person.

 

[Ivyss]

I am that one person.

Literally the entire world wants me dead.

 

[Streyll]

The world mistakes me for you.


I put a lake nearby.

 

[Ivyss]

I drown in the lake.

I drown.

 

[Streyll]

I drown attempting to rescue you.


I start a forest fire the size of texas, because reference.

 

[Ivyss]

Bad time to be in that forest, like I was.

I get a reference.

 

[Streyll]

You then kill me for making it.


I start a Boeing 737.

 

[Ivyss]

I was too close to an engine.

I was too close to a jet engine.

 

[Streyll]

Bird strikes are bad, dragon strikes are worse. Needless to say, I crashed the plane.


The plane doesn't have any parachutes.

 

[Ivyss]

Not a good time to have a broken wing.

My wing broke.

 

[Streyll]

I try to fix your wing, but then cut myself on your fangs and die of venom.


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