Absorb The Non-Issue

[Chir']

My brain shuts down from the math, also the universe is erased because of dividing by zero. (Also the answer is 0,125.)

I managed to actually calculate that.

 

[Dragonwolf73]

I die of shock.



I crash the gold market.

 

[Chir']

As it turns out, that was the source of the money I needed to stay alive.

I can no longer afford to stay alive.

 

[Dragonwolf73]

So you steal my money.


Now i'm the one who can't afford living.

 

[Chir']

You discover you can get all the money you need by killing me, so you do.

I get murdered for money.

 

[Dragonwolf73]

Someone murders me to get revenge.


I hire an assassin.

 

[Chir']

They missed the shot and hit me instead.

I die from a bullet meant for someone else.

 

[Dragonwolf73]

I die from a bullet meant for me.


*GAU-8 Avenger sounds*

 

[Chir']

*sounds of me being hit by the shots but it's covered by the sound of more of those shots being fired*

I die from being shot so much there's literally nothing left other than a bloodstain.

 

[Dragonwolf73]

I slip on your bloodstain, then fall down a hill and drown in a river.


I sharpen a pencil.

 

[Chir']

And stab me with it.

I get stabbed with a writing tool.

 

[Dragonwolf73]

It somehow pierces through you and impales me.


I watch a railroad crossing.

 

[Chir']

To see me get hit by a train.

I get hit by a train

 

[Dragonwolf73]

I try to help, but then get hit by a second train.


I release a cat from a cage.

 

[Chir']

I get hit by a car saving the cat from being hit by it as it ran into traffic.

I get hit by a car to prevent the same form happening to a cat.

 

[Dragonwolf73]

I was driving the car, the cat then kills me to get revenge.


I turn on a radio.

 

[Chir']

You hear report of a murder, I was the victim.

I go on the internet.

 

[Dragonwolf73]

Instead of helping me, I bleed to death.


I play a flight simulator.

 

[Anthony Slyck]

You somehow manage to hog so much energy with it that my pacemaker stops, and I collapse dead.

I drink a glass of cola.

 

[Chir']

It was poisoned, you think I did it and kill me.

I was innocent.