Absorb The Non-Issue

[Flask & Vella the Latias]

You push the mattress too close to my nostrils, and I suffocate to death.

I attempt to help everyone.

 

[Bed_breaker117]

you overhelp including me,by making me a huge waffle that is so big and hot,I die from it being too hot.

I sit on a chair,not moving,is on the ground floor,no one is near me

 

[CantWontDo]

You sit for so long that you waste away and die.

I watch some tv

 

[Flask & Vella the Latias]

The TV has a beheading of unicorn in it. I am said unicorn.

I get beheaded for entertainment.

 

[Bed_breaker117]

I get so angry at this crime I protest,but the governemnt kills me for protesting

I am playing the piano

 

[Ivyss]

Someone pushes you and the piano, causing both to fall on me.

I get crushed by a piano.

 

[Flask & Vella the Latias]

Your fang flies about and hits my neck, severing the throat and I choke to death by your fang.

I choke to death by Chir's fang.

 

[Streyll]

I watch this happen, and then get blamed for your death because I didn't do anything to help. I then get sent to prison, and get killed by the other prisoners.

I open a bottle.

 

[Flask & Vella the Latias]

It is a bottle of anti-pony spray. I breathe it accidentally, and die of convulsions.

I shoo some moths.

 

[Streyll]

I sit down and watch you, then you kill me for not helping.

I put out a candle.

 

[Ivyss]

It's too dark for me to see so I accidentally slam my head into a spike.

I accidentally slam my head into a spike.

 

[Flask & Vella the Latias]

Your limp body spins around and hits my head, killing me due to the force.

I get killed by Chir's spinning body.

 

[Streyll]

Your body then ends up getting launched into me, killing me.


I send forces to capture an enemy city.

 

[Flask & Vella the Latias]

The forces notice that I'm an enemy, and stab me to death.

I get stabbed to death by hoplites.

 

[Bed_breaker117]

I am caught in the frce-fire and die

I send the mafia to tickle someone so hard they die

 

[Streyll]

You send them after me, and they are successful.

I hang a painting.

 

[Bed_breaker117]

you hang it on me in the 18th century,where I am hung for treason.

I give guillotine punishment to people

 

[Ivyss]

I get guillotined.

I point out to Bed_breaker117 that you're not supposed to do something that would lead to a clear death.

 

[Bed_breaker117]

I get way too numiliated and kill myself.

anyways,I am watering plants.

 

[Ivyss]

The plant pot falls and hits me.

I get hit by a falling plant pot.