Absorb The Non-Issue

…In the same place as me, which kills me.

I curse my bad luck.
 
That causes it to be transferred to me. I then fall down the stairs while someone was walking up with a box full of knives and other sharp objects, causing me to hit them, and the box to dump its contents onto me, killing me.


I prepare to turn back into a dragon.
 
This includes getting dragon blood. You take mine, all of it.

I have no idea what I'm doing with this life.
 
So you decide to go hunting, and I was a prey.

I sign up to protest against having freedom taken away.
 
The protest turns violent, I'm flying above watching and get shot down.

I feel like I've made a mistake.
 
You did, and it involved me being killed.

I open a bottle.
 
You do so carelessly and get me hit in the eye while in flight, leading to a lethal for me crash.

Flask gave me his profile access.
 
And as it turns out, your name is very literal, as your wings light me on fire as you fly by.

I read a few D&D books to get ideas for enemies in an RP I'm making.
 
I become an enemy, and get annihilated by the heroes of the story.

*short*
 
There is now a fire, and I am now dead.

I set a release date of by the end of the week for releasing my new RP, and then hope no one sees because I'm worried I'll procrastinate and not release it on time.
 
I see it, and you kill me to eliminate all witnesses because of the reason above.

I’m really :red:ing indecisive.
 
Unfortunately, I am at times as well, so neither of us made a decision in time to prevent something from happening that leads to my death.


My fan keeps moving on its own, even after I turn off the thing to do that.
 
The thing you turned off was actually keeping my alive, rather than the fan.

I have an iPad.
 
I break it accidentally, and you then use the broken shards of glass from the screen to kill me.


I turn on a furnace.
 
I fall into it, getting burned to my death.

I deliver some mail.
 
You deliver me the wrong mail, an explosive.

I get wrong mail.
 
So you return it, and it ends up going to me instead, and I get blown up.


I lock a door.
 
You lock it while I was inside the home from the outside, and it was the only way to go outside, so I starve to death.

I can't think of anything for a fanfic.
 
I try to think of suggestions, but forget to eat, and starve to death.


I open a bottle.
 
You accidentally spill it on food that I was about to eat - it turns out it was poisonous.

I remove a vine bottle's cork.
 
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