Absorb The Non-Issue

[summonerhonestlyisntbad🪓]

You cheated and despawned me

 

[TechionPrime41 🌳]

Well, you still lost.

And now I did.

 

[The Devourer of Gods]

You make me so disappointed I die.

I buy 294 Spamton G Spamtons

 

[TechionPrime41 🌳]

(I may have forgotten that this was the Absorb the Non-Issue thread in my prior post.... Ooops. At least I kind of made it work by accident...)

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They keep pestering me about giving them Kromer, and eventually pull a Duolingo on me.

I eat an avocado whole.

 

[The Devourer of Gods]

I die because it's an Avocado black hole, not whole.

I buy more spamton's

 

[summonerhonestlyisntbad🪓]

i run out of stock and die from starvation cuz i cant buy food

i sneeze

 

[The Devourer of Gods]

And it you nose blasts off and hits me in my single large eye

I buy Spamton 3D Edition

 

[summonerhonestlyisntbad🪓]

i melt and my soul is destroyed by looking at the true form of the Lord

i heal you

 

[The Devourer of Gods]

You accidentally use reverse healing.

I summon Meta Flowey

 

[summonerhonestlyisntbad🪓]

he shot me... HE SHOT ME

i desummon Meta Flowey

 

[The Devourer of Gods]

I get sad because I don't have my horrifying nightmare flower and die of depression

I eat past

 

[summonerhonestlyisntbad🪓]

You eat me unaware

i summon Omega Flowey

 

[The Devourer of Gods]

To summon him you have to steal from my garden.

I summon Spamton 2: Electric Boogaloo

 

[summonerhonestlyisntbad🪓]

i juggle pipis

 

[The Devourer of Gods]

One falls and hits me in the eye.

I become the Fleshangle God and scare all the children away.

Spoiler: .

 

[summonerhonestlyisntbad🪓]

i am consumed by hemotoxins

i exist

 

[Snek person🐿️]

someone wise once said "there can only be one!"
unfortunately i'm tragically killed by a flying yogurt in the battle :<

i'm trying to to make a game but the player keeps falling through the platforms and i can't figure out why

 

[Vella the Latias]

I make a patch. Unfortunately, said patch telefrags me once a more serious glitch arises where the player warps into the reality.

I get my TCs destroyed by Suleiman.

 

[Streyll]

Unfortunately you were the only thing between me and a wall of great bombards. With you on the edge of defeat, nothing stop Suleiman from advancing into my town and destroying it, killing me in the process.

I draw some characters.

 

[Vella the Latias]

Unfortunately, a witch hexes them to kill anyone that isn't called Streyll. I'm one of the first victims.

I decide to play a match with Streyll.