Absorb The Non-Issue

[Animus Viral]

Those two crushes everyone.

I see.

 

[Ivyss]

You see me die.

I feel something's wrong, but I don't know what.

 

[Cubic.]

Because I just died.

 

[Animus Viral]

Stop crushing me with large images.

I judge.

 

[Cubic.]

Because you judged guilty, I get sent to the afterlife

 

[Animus Viral]

Thanks, I died from it.

I punish.

 

[Ivyss]

Me, with death.

My head hurts, at all ing times.

 

[Animus Viral]

Which sonic booms me with mind waves or something to death.

I wish but it's the "but you die" corruption thing again.

 

[Cubic.]

It kills me.

I grow.

 

[Animus Viral]

Stop. This crushing. I don't need the Lorax to come here and make you grow so you can crush me.

Stop, I say.

 

[Ivyss]

My vital functions stop.

Now I just feel something's even more wrong.

 

[Cubic.]

I turn into an undead creature of destruction that destroys itself, thus dying twice in a row.

I grow, without crushing anything this time. (Note: the growth I am talking about is natural, slow, takes-weeks-to-notice growth, not supernatural, fast, boom-I'm-huge growth)

 

[Animus Viral]

Oh no. They are growing very slowly that I die because equivalent of paint dry watching thing.

I say oh no.

 

[Cubic.]

Reason: me=ded

I stop taking about growth and big things.

 

[Animus Viral]

Stop taking 'about'? Oh no, mild confusion means heart attack AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

I has heart attack

 

[Cubic.]

I tyoo meself ot daeth on responsw

I make a tyoo

 

[Animus Viral]

TyoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooouuuuuuuUUUUUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA*ded*

^

 

[Murphmario]

I die because you were screaming too loud.

I'm bored, as usual I see.

 

[Animus Viral]

You shoot me because boredom.


Dramaturgy

 

[Cubic.]

I die because you were screaming too loud.

I'm bored, as usual I see.

You get bored out of your skull, go insane, and murder me for fun.

You shoot me because boredom.


Dramaturgy

You ??? me to death while ninja'ing me at the same time.