Ask a Paladin

asdrux said:
No, you don't understand. "Will you not answer this question?" is the same thing as "Will you answer this question?" and having the answer inverted. So, by answering "no", I was saying that yes, I would answer your question, which I did.
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Will you probably answer this question?
 
I noticed i hadn't replied to this AMA yet, so let me fix that:

Would you rather have a mustache that talks on it's own accord or butthair that makes fart noises 24/7

Would you rather have ear hair that makes annoying noises all day all week or nosehair that smells of death and worse

if you could add or improve anything to your body(extra limbs, faster/stronger muscles) what would it be and why?

How would you imagine your life to be if you had tastebuds in your butthole?

if you could bring the things you draw to life, what would you draw and why?

if you could have any super power, what would you do with them?

Vampires or werewolves?

Dogs or cats?

Would you like to see a Shrek vanity in Terraria?

If you encountered a walking, talking banana down the street, how would you call your new bestest friend?

If you rolled up inside a pizza to become a human pizza burrito, would you be a happy human pizza burrito?

Do you like pizza?

If you could take the place of an inanimate object of choice, becoming able to decide when you'd open/close (in case of a door) , what would you be and why?

If you woke up one day and found yourself having entered another reality; where everything is completely different, however with the same people in it, where they have no knowledge of previous reality, while you do.. What would you do?

If you had to pick 1 youtube song video to be your theme, what video would it be?

If you had a small portal you could reach into that enabled you to retrieve any object fitting through it, both fictional and real, what would you take and why? (imagine the portal-hole to be the size of a missing brick in a brick wall)
 
Why do you always kill me in the dungeon (in the game)?
Also, where do you keep your computer (in the dungeon)?
 
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DaPielord said:
Why do you always kill me in the dungeon?
Also, where do you keep your computer (in the dungeon)?
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First question: Because I don't damn care. I made it my life to work for and protect humanity, and it was them whose fault is that I became immortal, and an abomination. I then watched as thousands of people continued to come down here century after century, and they would always get killed by possessed ghouls, by walking skeletons; they would enter and die, but in the rare cases that I got the chance to speak to them they would see me as another monster.
I became detached from my past human self, and my humanity; after that, my hatred grew with every hair that fell off my head, fossilized.




...Second question: probably in some meta, non-canon computer desktop, and thanks to some help from the mechanic. Probably.
 
Samrux said:
First question: Because I don't damn care. I made it my life to work for and protect humanity, and it was them whose fault is that I became immortal, and an abomination. I then watched as thousands of people continued to come down here century after century, and they would always get killed by possessed ghouls, by walking skeletons; they would enter and die, but in the rare cases that I got the chance to speak to them they would see me as another monster.
I became detached from my past human self, and my humanity; after that, my hatred grew with every hair that fell off my head, fossilized.




...Second question: probably in some meta, non-canon computer desktop, and thanks to some help from the mechanic. Probably.
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1. Fair enough.

2. *goes on hunt to find your computer*

Also, when you play terraria, since you are the paladin, do you attack yourself?
 
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