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What is your life goal?
Good question. My dream job is a plantery scientist, studying geologically active worlds in our solar system (Venus, Mars, Europa, Enceladus, Titan, Triton, Pluto, and Eris for examples)

But something I've always wanted to do is climb a big mountain. Everest is off the table simply because of the high price, but Cho Oyu looks nice. 6th highest but technically easy with the rock climbing, and as long as I prepare I have faith I can do it
 
man, no one's posted in almost a month

anyway,

What would you do if you met each of my OCs irl?
I typed a response to this but forgot to send it. I offer my sincere apologies

I'd definitely pet the Dradogs though, since I like petting dogs. Not too familiar with the rest though, so feel free to tell me about them
Thoughts on q-tips?
Pretty good, I like using them to clean my ears and dabbing them in rubbing alcohol to clean electronic pins. I know some doctors said you shouldn't use them, but it's helped me.
 
Have you ever ridden on a four-legged animal? If so, which animal/animals?
I used to ride a horse named Patrick when I was young, he was very calm. I stopped seeing him eventually since my mom lost interest in horse back riding, but he was in perfect health when I left. There was also one named D-Boy but he was a bit too fast for me.

I also rode my neighbor's big dog once when I was like 4 but I fell off and never did that again.
 
I'd repectfully informatively call you out for posting on Impostor's AMA thread despite it not being your own, but in your doing so, you've become the impostor, and thus, this is your AMA, and there's nothing wrong...
and yet now your moderation of this thread means you are impersonating an impostor, making you a double impostor. you are now the most powerful being on the planet. congratulations!
 
When was the last time you had a drink of water?
Make sure you stay hydrated!
Very recently, I always take a big sip right before bed.

My birds even join in sometimes!
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If he doesn't get water from my cup when he's near me he will scream like a banshee until I give him some. Even if I filled his own water dish already.

When was he last time you took a drink of Uranium 235? Probably never because you're alive
I'm more of a Plutonium-238 enjoyer, it's very spicy!

I'd repectfully informatively call you out for posting on Impostor's AMA thread despite it not being your own, but in your doing so, you've become the impostor, and thus, this is your AMA, and there's nothing wrong...
and yet now your moderation of this thread means you are impersonating an impostor, making you a double impostor. you are now the most powerful being on the planet. congratulations!
This is some 5D chess my brain can't comprehend, so I'll just say that maybe the real impostors are the friends we made along the way!
 
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If he doesn't get water from my cup when he's near me he will scream like a banshee until I give him some. Even if I filled his own water dish already.
Cute bird! Do you pet him or do birds not like that?

What animal do you think sounds most like a banshee? If it's your birds, what do you think sounds the second most like a banshee?
 
Cute bird! Do you pet him or do birds not like that?

What animal do you think sounds most like a banshee? If it's your birds, what do you think sounds the second most like a banshee?
Good question! Bird petting is weird and very different from dog/cat petting though, but still doable. The only part they'll let you pet is their heads and on top of their feet, and you have to pet against the feathers rather than with them since they like the scratching motion.

Definitely my birds, followed by bats. They use echolocation so they literally just scream to see, which is an interesting thought
 
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