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Poetry Bisharp's Personal Poetry Parlor

Are you not entertained?

  • Yes Bisharp, you've done it again!

    Votes: 41 70.7%
  • Who are you?

    Votes: 6 10.3%
  • It could use some work...

    Votes: 1 1.7%
  • I'm only here for the Pokemon references.

    Votes: 10 17.2%

  • Total voters
    58

TheQuietBisharp

Official Terrarian
A poem for Milt since it's my only half legit skill.

No need to be glum
We're all your chum
Turn that frown
All up and around
You're living life
So toss out that strife
If you need to confide
Take a step inside
Your mind and think
You shall swim, not sink
You're a fighter Milt
So high above you're wearing stilt
I admire you, a true hero
I'll drive off your fear-oh
Like it is a Spearow
I believe that we can tank this together
All of us of TCF, into this future in the heather
 

Clarker

Duke Fishron
Milt? IS MILT SAD? MILT WILL NOT BE SAD. @Milt69466 THIS IS MY NEW POEM THREAD.
MILT RAP!

Alright Bro, see you down in the dumps,
But see, you aren't no chump!
You one of da ones that's the best,
You can be Milt-ier than the rest...
well really! It's obvious!
You can be a good guy, get troubles off your chest!
You don't have to stay feeling sad,
WE all think you should stay glad!
Now friend, get good soon!
This rap may be from a TCF noob but,
I believe this song may get to ya!
I hope this strikes out the fact that you are really sad/glum and maybe you'll be happy after trying to sing this rap
OUT LOUD!
 

TheQuietBisharp

Official Terrarian
@Scarecrow
A butt is indeed a butt
And you know what?
The obsession of butts
I think it's quite nuts
How can you enjoy
a hunk of flesh like a toy?
That's all it really is
What is this shiz?
One day I may learn
Why for butts people yearn
But I'll keep wandering
Butts I will be pondering

@Supeh Mario
Time and space, forces beyond comprehension
To understand is like a holy ascension
"Yet time is a theory" one may say
"Space is a myth" a fool shall bray
The clock ticks ominous clicks
Nothingness expands like a tree's sticks
Branching out, timing out
Two celestial beings control the route
Time unwavering, strong as steel
Space fluid, of water it does feel
Mesh and clash, together they are one
Of Arceus they are like a son

I tried, maybe it's what you wanted or maybe not. All about interpretation really.

@connery0
A bloodstained angle
Fallen from math class
Stabbed the teacher
During the special feature
Tossed out the window
To hide the evidence
Was it a right angle?
Or maybe a wrong angle?
If I were to say, it was obtuse
So the fat angle plummeted
Hard toward the ground
When plucked from the sky
Came a true bloodstained angel
And off they went
To stab more people
 

DTi56

Terrarian
A bloodstained angle
Fallen from math class
Stabbed the teacher
During the special feature
Tossed out the window
To hide the evidence
Was it a right angle?
Or maybe a wrong angle?
If I were to say, it was obtuse
So the fat angle plummeted
Hard toward the ground
When plucked from the sky
Came a true bloodstained angel
And off they went
To stab more people
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
 

TheQuietBisharp

Official Terrarian
A front moves at a snail's pace
A mighty thunderstorm to face
A gusty blow sends it faster
Wind begins ripping at the plaster
A lightning strike
A thunderous boom
All signs of impending doom
Huddle inside
The storm we bide
Piercing nails slow to a patter
Walk outside, a last drop splatter
Destruction passed for another storm
One more deadly than the norm
 

TheQuietBisharp

Official Terrarian
@Dameon Knight
A wind-swept knightly gent
To the garrison he is sent
To fight using powers of gusts
And the elemental loving lusts
Woos over the guard
"Hah, that wasn't hard."
Blows down the fortress walls
Enemy after enemy falls
Waltzs nonchalantly through
So casual gum he does chew
Finally at the end of this raid
The native people throw a parade
And of course, is how he rolls
Gettin' the girl is one of his goals

You likey?
 

TheQuietBisharp

Official Terrarian
A poem about ghosts because I scared myself watching Ghost Adventures.

I am of typing Dark/ Steel
Your presence I do not feel
Spirits from some other dimension
My home is not a destination
Knock it Off, Gastly ghosts
As long as Will O' Wisp roasts
I'll Night Slash all you fools
And them Hauntering ghouls
Sucker Punch, Iron Head
Undead are again dead
"Bisharp woke up!"
What a crazy dream...
In my head rings a scream
But all nightmares pass
At least, if ya give them some sass ;)

@Hello the Terrarian
You asked, I did it.

Pie pie, heavenly pie
For a slice I would die
Pumpkin, chocolate, Boston cream
Making a sweet Drowzee dream
Store bought, homemade, craft divine
Maybe my gluttonous nature is a sign
Pie is my destiny, sugar sweet
Pie after pie I could eat
It's sweetness almost rivals you
My little waifu, isn't it true

(I'm sorry if that last bit was creepy)

@BitPieStudios, @Snickerbobble, request here yo!
 

BitPieStudios

The Destroyer
Oh, kay wait...
- She's a bubbly person.
- She was raised by her entire village, rather than a mom or dad.
- She is not very shy like, at all. She's pretty out there.
- Her past is kinda bad (Mom abandoned her, dad died right before she was born.), but she doesn't let that get to her.

I hope that's enough, lol.
 
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