From: Jake
To: Galaxy
He so I wanted to say I am relieved that you
are reading this. By the way, you are not
dead. I couldn't find your home planet so I
put you on the safest planet I could find in
this universe. It ends up I don't need you.
One more thing. As for me sparing your live,
you have to do one thing for me and that is
look out for some top hat dude with blond
hair. I need to vanquish him so I left behind
a beacon. Whenever you press the button
on it, it shows me the energy readings and
gives me your location. I will be hunting for
more people but I will leave you and your
friends alone. That is all.
P.S. The top hat dude is insane and too
powerful that I can't even use hyper
speed against him without fear that
I will burn even though I am immune to it.
If we all work together, we might be able
to entertain him enough to where he will
get bored and go to another universe.