Corrupt a Wish

Granted, but everyone is so impressed that they cause World War 3 trying to get it for themselves.

I wish for a ham and cheese omelette on a plastic plate accompanied with a fork, that is regular sized and used for eating.
 
Granted, but the school will also be on Saturday and Sunday now.

I wish dancing wouldn't be hard for others. I got like two friends who practice ballet and when they talk about it, they say it's brutal and hard. So my wish is to make it easier for them.
 
(I don't dance anyways. So you haven't corrupted my wish.)

Granted, but you talk in a sarcastic tone all the time.

I wish, that I wouldn't wish.
 
Granted, but you get the red ring of death as soon as the game updates.

I wish for George R.R. Martin to finish his next book.
 
Granted, but the standard intelligence level of the human race drops to about where the common sense level was prior to the wish.

I wish I was inflatable.
 
Granted, but once inflated, you can't turn back.

I wish that I could have a time machine to go into the past and to a certain town.
 
(Could you not do like a lot of years and then just freeze time so I'm stuck in that time period?)

Granted, but no one will ever live on it.

I wish for...I don't know
 
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