Corrupt a Wish

[Ivyss]

Granted, but they instead @ you every time they say your name, @Cute Little Snek.

I Wish for nothing.

 

[Golden Heretic Snakeboat]

Granted, You Get E V E R Y T H I N G

I Wish For Misha Collins

 

[Yello_X]

Granted, but instead you get an army of Levi-powered Casses.
I wish for immunity from corrupted wishes

 

[Golden Heretic Snakeboat]

Granted... Buuut Now The Door Is WIIIDE Open To Purify Them...! And You Feel Like You're Being Watched...

I Wish That Troll Physics Was Real. (Could You Imagine?)

 

[Enderwither02]

Granted... Buuut Now The Door Is WIIIDE Open To Purify Them...! And You Feel Like You're Being Watched...

I Wish That Troll Physics Was Real. (Could You Imagine?)

Granted. Physics now affects you like an old meme. In other words, you barely go anywhere until someone copies you and pastes you into some thread or Discord server or something.

I wish for a wishbone.

 

[Yello_X]

Granted, but sans is behind you for some reason. (You stole a part from Papyrus!)
I wish for the power to summon O2 out of nowhere

 

[Enderwither02]

Granted, but sans is behind you for some reason. (You stole a part from Papyrus!)
I wish for the power to summon O2 out of nowhere

Granted, but too much oxygen is bad for you.

I wish I had a frisbee.

 

[Yello_X]

Granted, but an autistic kid stole it from you and ate it.
I wish for a Lamborg that can't break down.

 

[BrusselSprouts693]

Granted, it breaks up
I wish I knew what that meant

 

[Enderwither02]

an autistic kid stole it from you and ate it.

Not a fan of this "joke".

Granted, it breaks up
I wish I knew what that meant

Granted but you forgot what common sense is.

I wish I had a better dictionary than this worthless tiny one.

 

[Golden Heretic Snakeboat]

Granted But It's In Egyptian. And Doesn't Translate To Any Language.

I Wish For 1234567890

 

[Ivyss]

Granted, you get stabbed 1234567890 times.

I wish for a thing.

 

[Enderwither02]

Granted, you get stabbed 1234567890 times.

I wish for a thing.

Granted. Why are you holding a cactus?

I wish I was a tumbleweed.

 

[MACMAN2003]

Granted, you die because tumbleweeds are actually dead.

I wish people knew what ligma is.

 

[Under cover cabbage]

granted, but now you have it

I wish were some better memes.

 

[Ivyss]

Granted, but you hate them and they're everywhere.

I wish the things I hate weren't everywhere.

 

[Karciama]

Granted, they're now anywhere.
I wish for a plant pot that can't grow plants.

 

[Gustone]

Granted/it grew a snail(what?).
I wish somewhat ungrantable.

 

[Yello_X]

Granted, you get a granted basket of exotic butters.
I wish for a use for the Copper Shortsword

 

[MACMAN2003]

Granted, it is a starter weapon.

I wish for infinite wishes