Corrupt a Wish

[Yello_X]

Granted, it is now snowing some yellow snow that won't melt until the end of the season.
I wish for immunity to all diseases

 

[Enderwither02]

Granted, it is now snowing some yellow snow that won't melt until the end of the season.
I wish for immunity to all diseases

Granted. You can't be ill if you're dead.

I wish I was a form of microscopic life.

 

[Yello_X]

Granted, you are a yeast bacteria (I guess they're bacteria, right?) and this dude overcooked the bread you're in and you died.
I wish for some croissants

 

[Enderwither02]

Granted, you are a yeast bacteria (I guess they're bacteria, right?) and this dude overcooked the bread you're in and you died.
I wish for some croissants

Granted. You wanted extra mold, right?

I wish it was raining.

 

[Yello_X]

Granted, it is now raining swords and arrows.
I wish for a Skyrim helmet

 

[Under cover cabbage]

granted but you no one can see it

I wish i was better at making the right decision

 

[billynoise]

Granted, but nobody gives you the oppertunity to make the right decision.

I wish I could rule a country.

 

[Enderwither02]

Granted, but nobody gives you the oppertunity to make the right decision.

I wish I could rule a country.

Granted. You're the only citizen.

I wish I took an arrow to the knee.

 

[Golden Heretic Snakeboat]

Granted, But The Arrow Had A Ring On It And A Note That Said "Marry Me?"

I Wish To Not Be Cut Off Mid Sen-

 

[Enderwither02]

Granted, But The Arrow Had A Ring On It And A Note That Said "Marry Me?"

I Wish To Not Be Cut Off Mid Sen-

(Is that really such a bad thing?)

Granted. You are now cut off mid-word.

I wish my new school didn't have so much glass in it >.>

 

[Under cover cabbage]

granted, but now the entire building is filled with concrete.

I wish it wasnt as annoying getting ready for college.

 

[Golden Heretic Snakeboat]

Granted, But Now College Is Even More Annoying.

I Wish For Jwf0uqfuwohwfowfnowfb

 

[Enderwither02]

Granted, But Now College Is Even More Annoying.

I Wish For Jwf0uqfuwohwfowfnowfb

Granted. That is how you speak now.

I wish I had a bubble that doesn't pop.

 

[Golden Heretic Snakeboat]

Granted. That is how you speak now.

I wish I had a bubble that doesn't pop.

Granted But It Disappeared.

I Wish For

 

[Enderwither02]

Granted But It Disappeared.

I Wish For

Granted. You are now in space.

I wish grayscale TVs were still sold.

 

[Golden Heretic Snakeboat]

Granted, But Only For $2,147m. A Piece. And There's Only One.

I Wish For Asdf

 

[Enderwither02]

Granted, But Only For $2,147m. A Piece. And There's Only One.

I Wish For Asdf

Granted. You are one of the characters who was scrapped from the asdfmovies.

I wish my gecko was immortal.

 

[Golden Heretic Snakeboat]

Granted, But To Be Immortal, It Has To Kill People. Guess Who's First.

I Wish For Everyone To Know Everyones Passwords To Every Site Ever.

 

[Enderwither02]

Granted, But To Be Immortal, It Has To Kill People. Guess Who's First.

I Wish For Everyone To Know Everyones Passwords To Every Site Ever.

Granted. I've never seen identity theft rates this high.

I wish computer viruses weren't a thing.

 

[XSlayer300]

Granted. But hecc, the virus has spread to you.

I wish I can hover.