Corrupt a Wish

[Sockmonkey367]

Granted, but you have to watch this first

I wish to be immortal

 

[Foraging Slime]

granted. however when you find love. they die. your children die. they die. they're children die. and so on. and you still live knowing no matter what you do. your love and your children will die and you will always have to live with it...

I wish to use a piece of cotton...

 

[Sockmonkey367]

(Well at least i plan on doing youtube forever)

Granted, but you have to kill the Moon Lord with a copper short sword



i want to make a youtube video

 

[Foraging Slime]

Granted. the video is the most hated video on youtube and you channel was so hated that youtube deleted your account for "posting inappropriate content."

I wish for a mini moon lord to be my companion. (like a follower not a wife.)

 

[deletedaccount12]

Granted. But he turns on you almost instantly.



I want to be a millionaire.

 

[Foraging Slime]

Granted. Your family kills you and steals all your money.
I wish to live!

 

[deletedaccount12]

Granted, but you get severe depression and kill yourself.

I wish for a better phone.

 

[Sockmonkey367]

Granted, cause im nice

I wish for "When biomes clash" to be either a mod or apart of the game

 

[deletedaccount12]

Granted, but since I don't know what it is I screw up immensely and it's the opposite of what you wanted.

I wish for a better sword than this lousy one Dedede gave me.

 

[Sockmonkey367]

Granted, but only if you show your true identity

i wish to be a bandana dee IRL

 

[deletedaccount12]

Granted, but kirby eats you immediately afterwards. (By the way, my mask has been destroyed multiple times, so GIMME THAT SWORD!)

I wish to find a good Metaknight gif for my profile pic.

 

[Sockmonkey367]

Granted, but you had to get a discord account and tell me ur username with ur # numbers n stuff and if you already do have a discord account send those to me i know a guy who can hook ya up


I wish that terraria 1.3.5 would come on PS4

 

[deletedaccount12]

Granted, but console is already up-to-date and I didn't actually do anything.

I wish for my money back.

 

[Sockmonkey367]

Only if you fight a dragon


I wish for Bandana Dee to be in smash

 

[deletedaccount12]

Granted, but he is in as the same disgrace as Waluigi: as a support trophy.

I wish for a new mask, because this one had to be reattached together with Flex Tape.

 

[superscrub42]

Granted, except this new one is made of broken shards of the old one.

I wish for the next sonic game to be good.

 

[deletedaccount12]

(How can that be a better sword? Maybe because you melted the shards down and cast a new one.) Granted, but Sonic games are made until man has died completely, and they will all be complete trash and you are forced to play them until you beat them until you die.

I wish that common sense was more common.

 

[Foraging Slime]

Granted. however its more common because aliens enslave humanity.

I wish for time traveling powers.

 

[Ivyss]

Granted, you can move forward or backward in time, but that's the only movement you can do.

I wish one of my dragon was luckier.

 

[Foraging Slime]

Granted But his luck is that Def successfully murders the other dragon in the calamity RP...
I wish for the power of god.