Corrupt a Wish

[Ivyss]

Granted, it's rotten.
(You were meant to ruin my wish, not upgrade it.)
I wish to not exist.

 

[Foraging Slime]

Granted... then exactly 20 seconds afterwards you re-exists.
I wish to not have this wish corrupted.

 

[Animus Viral]

But by not corrupting it, we technically corrupt it, causing a paradox.

I wish for the next person to not know what this is.

 

[LThanatos513]

Granted, but M/N will eventually look it up

I wish for freedom

 

[Karciama]

Granted, you have the feeling of freedom whilst being locked up in a cell.

I wish for bone.

 

[Ivyss]

Granted, all of your bones are removed from your body and then thrown at it.

I wish to die.

 

[LThanatos513]

Granted, but you wander as a ghost while everyone can see and run away from you

I wish to be tied up in a chair

 

[Foraging Slime]

You know the prank where that guy pretends to kidnap his friend and he was crying in stuff? Granted... your that guy they kidnapped.

I wish for Defure to no longer be depressed.

 

[Ivyss]

Well, time to kill myself, then.

I wish to be dead.

 

[Foraging Slime]

Granted... You instantly come back to life because god decided that A your death was to early and B to many people care about you.

I wish to explore space.

 

[Ivyss]

Granted, you don't get any equipment for it, though.

I wish for... I don't know, something.

 

[Animus Viral]

Nothing.

I want nothing to happen in my life ever again so it becomes boring then I die of boredom.

 

[Ivyss]

You are now me.

I wish for serotonin.

 

[Animus Viral]

You get one molecule (I was going to say an atom, but that's a compound, isn't it.)

I wish for nothing to happen.

 

[Foraging Slime]

Granted.... Except its is given to you at 780.8° F
(According to google this is its boiling point.)
I wish for possession of The nuclear arsenal of Russia and the united states combined. AND THEIR LAUNCH CODES!

(This WAS for Defure wish but... crap)

 

[Animus Viral]

Granted.... Except its is given to you at 780.8° F
(According to google this is its boiling point.)
I wish for possession of The nuclear arsenal of Russia and the united states combined. AND THEIR LAUNCH CODES!

Yeah but it's all aimed at you

I wish to be ninja'd.

 

[Foraging Slime]

Granted. The ninjas deliver poisoned happy chems to Def and Then get killed before they arrive to Animus.

I wish for a B17 Bomber plane... Filled with napalm bombs.

 

[Animus Viral]

Granted. The ninjas deliver poisoned happy chems to Def and Then get killed before they arrive to Animus.

I wish for a B17 Bomber plane... Filled with napalm bombs.

That hits your house.

I wish for the NP to say the Doctor's Name
(If you can find the joke where I said the Doctor's name and reply with it, well...)

 

[Animus Viral]

Tim. That's the name of the Doctor in that joke.

I wish for a Sonic Screwdriver.

 

[Foraging Slime]

Granted... it is immediately broken.

I wish to get a nymph banner.