Corrupt a Wish

[The Real Goblin Tinkerer]

granted but you had to give away the sun

I wish for a chocolate bar

 

[No. 1 Usagi]

Granted, but it was mediocre, a somewhat disappointing experience.

I wish for 2 wishes.

 

[The Real Goblin Tinkerer]

Granted except you waste them both

I wish the mechanic would ask me out

 

[deletedaccount12]

Granted.

I wish for the fanfic I made to be entirely deleted, including memories of it.

 

[No. 1 Usagi]

Granted, but history repeats itself and you make an even worse fanfic.

I wish for the world map to be upside down so Australia and New Zealand would be over all.

 

[The Real Goblin Tinkerer]

Granted, except they fall on top of the other countries and squash them flat

I wish for Covid-19 to go piss off

 

[deletedaccount12]

Granted, it pissed off a few more governments.

I wish for my Pokemon Stadium cartridge back I gave it to my friend like 2 weeks ago and said he could borrow it and he hasn't given it back

 

[The Real Goblin Tinkerer]

It is given back but it is irreparably broken

I wish for all my minisharks to become megasharks

 

[deletedaccount12]

Granted but you have to craft them, git gud.

I wish I could sleep

 

[The Real Goblin Tinkerer]

Granted.... But you never wake up

I wish for true love

 

[Tibithia Σ]

Granted. You learn later on that not only is she not the Mechanic, but she's a lesbian as well, and was just faking your relationship.

I wish for a pastrami sandwich.

 

[No. 1 Usagi]

Granted, but the fillings fall out one end onto the floor.

I wish that I had a better genie.

 

[deletedaccount12]

I kill you for staging a coup.

I wish for a few pies, wasp flavor.

 

[The Real Goblin Tinkerer]

Granted, but the wasps are still alive (and of course they have human teeth)

I wish for a seat that doesn't collapse when I sit on it

 

[No. 1 Usagi]

Granted, you collapse instead

I wish that I had a nutella cheesecake

 

[The Real Goblin Tinkerer]

Granted, at least you thought it was nutella (get my reference to the book "The Help" by Kathryn Stockett...?)

I wish that I could travel in time

 

[deletedaccount12]

Granted but the period you travel to is random. (also because of bacteria evolution you'd likely kill everyone you touch if you're too far in the past and everyone would probably kill you in the future)

I wish for another dog.

 

[The Real Goblin Tinkerer]

Granted, but it eats your other dog and dies of food poisoning

I wish I was good at art

 

[Ivyss]

Granted, you hate art though.

I wish there was a better way to silence people I don't want to deal with than just the ignore feature.

 

[deletedaccount12]

Granted, you get a glock.

I wish for a Slushie machine.