Corrupt a Wish

[The Real Goblin Tinkerer]

granted, but you're inside out!

I wish for world peace

 

[deletedaccount12]

Granted, the world becomes a piece except it already was.

I wish for a piece

 

[The Real Goblin Tinkerer]

Granted, but the piece is very large and crushes you to death

I wish to beat moon lord

 

[deletedaccount12]

granted but you also beat moon

i wish that i had the moon back

 

[The Real Goblin Tinkerer]

granted but you had to give away the sun

I wish for a chocolate bar

 

[Akira Nishikiyama]

Granted, but it was mediocre, a somewhat disappointing experience.

I wish for 2 wishes.

 

[The Real Goblin Tinkerer]

Granted except you waste them both

I wish the mechanic would ask me out

 

[deletedaccount12]

Granted.

I wish for the fanfic I made to be entirely deleted, including memories of it.

 

[Akira Nishikiyama]

Granted, but history repeats itself and you make an even worse fanfic.

I wish for the world map to be upside down so Australia and New Zealand would be over all.

 

[The Real Goblin Tinkerer]

Granted, except they fall on top of the other countries and squash them flat

I wish for Covid-19 to go piss off

 

[deletedaccount12]

Granted, it pissed off a few more governments.

I wish for my Pokemon Stadium cartridge back I gave it to my friend like 2 weeks ago and said he could borrow it and he hasn't given it back

 

[The Real Goblin Tinkerer]

It is given back but it is irreparably broken

I wish for all my minisharks to become megasharks

 

[deletedaccount12]

Granted but you have to craft them, git gud.

I wish I could sleep

 

[The Real Goblin Tinkerer]

Granted.... But you never wake up

I wish for true love

 

[Tibithia Σ]

Granted. You learn later on that not only is she not the Mechanic, but she's a lesbian as well, and was just faking your relationship.

I wish for a pastrami sandwich.

 

[Akira Nishikiyama]

Granted, but the fillings fall out one end onto the floor.

I wish that I had a better genie.

 

[deletedaccount12]

I kill you for staging a coup.

I wish for a few pies, wasp flavor.

 

[The Real Goblin Tinkerer]

Granted, but the wasps are still alive (and of course they have human teeth)

I wish for a seat that doesn't collapse when I sit on it

 

[Akira Nishikiyama]

Granted, you collapse instead

I wish that I had a nutella cheesecake

 

[The Real Goblin Tinkerer]

Granted, at least you thought it was nutella (get my reference to the book "The Help" by Kathryn Stockett...?)

I wish that I could travel in time