Corrupt a Wish

[Dapling]

Granted, but it immediately is destroyed by fire/a computer virus (I don't know if it's digital or not).
Also, an Assessor is the role of derpling that players fight. They intentionally weaken themselves in order to assess the player's abilities. They do not use derpling technology against the players, instead choosing to hop towards them and see how strong the players have become so far.

I wish to not be an extremely paranoid boi.

 

[LThanatos513]

Granted, but now you're extremely depressed (I'm sorry )

I wish I was more talented

 

[Th3KrustOfSk3l3tron]

Granted, but the only "talent" you have is doing Fortnite's default emote, aka "Dance Moves".

I wish for 20 million trees in Saudi Arabia.

 

[Tibithia Σ]

Granted, Dubai is now overrun with trees. This does not help their international relations.

I wish acne never existed.

 

[_tenfictions_]

granted you get heart faliure

i wish for 2763 atoms

 

[The Real Goblin Tinkerer]

Granted, but they are all atoms of yourself that get displaced through time

I wish that people would stop telling me that I give them bad reforges on purpose

 

[_tenfictions_]

granted, you now destroy weapons on accident

i wish for a jojo stand

 

[deletedaccount12]

Granted, you now have perfect posture.

I wish for more gum.

 

[Tibithia Σ]

Granted. I misheard you, and dumped a jar's contents on you.

I wish the reply for this comment would be related to this wish.

 

[_tenfictions_]

granted nothing happened

i wish for my existance deleted

 

[The Real Goblin Tinkerer]

Granted, your exsistence is deleted (i don't see how this could be a good thing)

I wish I could play the saxophone

 

[_tenfictions_]

granted your terrible at everything else

 

[deletedaccount12]

I will auto generate a wish for you. It looks like... wasps. Wasps with human teeth.

I wish for nobody to ever make a jar joke again.

 

[Tibithia Σ]

Granted. Along with this, people also stop putting NPC's in gross jars as jokes, all gross jars are now gone, and 1500 people are now pissed off. Totally worth it!

I wish for complete immunity of this comment from deletion.

 

[_tenfictions_]

granted it gets deleted

i wish for yes yes yes yes yes

 

[deletedaccount12]

You now say yes twice as much as you normally do.

I wish that people would realize that technically giving people what they want or giving them something related is more interesting and fun for both parties than to just give someone the opposite of what they said.

 

[The Real Goblin Tinkerer]

Granted, you get the opposite of what you just said

I wish that my last comment was less irritating (and yeah sorry I couldn't stop myself)

 

[_tenfictions_]

granter its more irritating

i wish for existance dupplication

 

[The Real Goblin Tinkerer]

Granted, your doppleganger is jealous of you and so then they murder you brutally

I wish I was taller

 

[_tenfictions_]

granted your shorter

i wish for a units version of traitor's requirem