Corrupt a Wish

Granted, but today is opposite day.

I wish for stuff.
 
Granted, but you wished for stuffy stuff stuffing.

I wish for the next poster to not be a fish.
 
Granted, but the poster was from the ocean.

I wish for eggs.
 
Granted, you get a secretish secrety secret egg of secretness.
I wish.......................................................................................
 
Granted, but ..................

I wish for this:
 
You wish for wish.

I wish for... A EASTER EGG IMAGE.
 
Granted, but it was 503

I wish for a chick.
 
You get a bird. It is a chick magnet.

_ ____ ___ _________
 
Granted but ______ __ _____ ___ _ ___

I wish for grass.
 
granted but my cow ate it and then ate you

i wish for a amazing pillow that grew up in satern but exploded into the sun from magic space slimes with kitten guns that saves time as we know it
 
granted but it was a dream

I wish that the corruption is more corrupted
 
Granted, but it was purified.

I wish for more juice.
 
granted but it was poisoned and you are drinking it

I wish for an uncorrupted wish
 
Grant, but it became a crimson wish instead.

I wish for a mirror.
 
Granted, the mirror fell and shattered and now you are unlucky

I wish to divide the universe by zero
 
granted but the universe devide you by zero instead

I wish for an unbreakable working real minigun
 
Granted, but you need custom (unobtainable) bullets to use it.

I wish for a sammich.
 
Granted, but to sammich your sammich the sammich sammicheriser's sammich sammeriser is so sammich that samiches can not be sammich.
I wish four.
 
Granted, but you are unlucky.

I wish to get the letter P.
 
granted but you get letter q instead

I wish for the costume (unobtainable) minigun bullet
 
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