Asteroidal_Assassin
Skeletron Prime
Granted you are the antagonist who dues a humiliating death
Granted, but everything else has been nerfed to compensate.Granted, but you live on Alderaan.
I wish Copper Shortswords would get a massive buff.
Granted, but it's just a cylinder with big ears.Granted, but you're actually just driving a DS3 car.
I wish to obtain the BFG-9000.
Granted, but that's because you've already been turned to stone.Granted, but the wishes only work on Tuesdays.
I wish for Medusa to never bother me again.
Granted, instead of Medusa, a giant Minotaur is gonna bother you nowI wish for Medusa to never bother me again