Corrupt the Wish!

[Techno Mancer]

It ports to Mac and Linux, but leaves pc. This leaves many players rioting and causing global war.

I wish to be handsome

 

[IndecisiveOliver]

It ports to Mac and Linux, but leaves pc. This leaves many players rioting and causing global war.

I wish to be handsome

You are handsome, but everyone's perceptions of attractiveness change, so you are now totally undesirable because you are handsome.

I wish I had a new computer.

 

[TheBigPie]

You get a Computer with windows 95' and your other computer explodes.

I wish to have teleport abilites

 

[IndecisiveOliver]

You can teleport anywhere in the world!
...with a teleporter, just like everybody else.

I wish I had more pizza.

 

[theobadeo22]

Godzilla smells the pizza and crushes your house looking for the pizza

I wish for Half life 3

 

[Pumpking]

Godzilla smells the pizza and crushes your house looking for the pizza

I wish for Half life 3

Half Life 3 comes...
In real life. The whole world dies and whatever happens in Half Life.

I wish for 1.3!

 

[TortugaGreen]

Half Life 3 comes...
In real life. The whole world dies and whatever happens in Half Life.

I wish for 1.3!

It comes out, but all of the features were removed.
I wish for my wish to not be changed in any way.

 

[Starbomb]

It comes out, but all of the features were removed.
I wish for my wish to not be changed in any way.

Your wish is granted, yet made to realize that it was your one and only wish wasted on tricking the corruptor, never to have another.

I wish math wasn't so annoying.

 

[TortugaGreen]

Your wish is granted, yet made to realize that it was your one and only wish wasted on tricking the corruptor, never to have another.

I wish math wasn't so annoying.

Now it isn't annoying, but it now tries to kill you.

I wish for nothing. I have no wishes.

 

[TheBigPie]

You get a wish.

I want an unicorn.

 

[TortugaGreen]

You get a unicorn. that kills you.
I wish for whomever responds to have never existed.

 

[Techno Mancer]

I never exist. The world is plunged into a depressed state due to me not living in it.

I wish for good grades

 

[TortugaGreen]

you get them. in Failing At School class.

 

[The Kitsune]

you get them. in Failing At School class.

You forgot to wish, I'll make one

I WISH PEOPLE STOPPED FORGETTING TO MAKE A WISH!! :3

 

[Techno Mancer]

People stop forgetting, but all their wishes are for a One Direction concert ticket

I wish I wasn't hungry

 

[The Kitsune]

You are now not hungry, but instead you are thirsty

I wish I had an easier time picking a wish to post!

 

[Techno Mancer]

You get a ton of ideas for new wishes... They are all the same thing

I wish for a cure

 

[The Kitsune]

You're wish is granted! But you were never specific for what you wanted a cure for, so you got a cure for the Black Plague, which already has a cure.

I wish I was the opposite gender! (It'd be fun....you never knoooow)

 

[Techno Mancer]

You are (mentally) the opposite gender.

I wish to be smart

 

[Techno Mancer]

Uh, um, granted(?) You... Are smart now, but, uh, you're dumb. Take that, myself.

I wish to be strong