Corrupt the Wish!

[Burst]

(Kyubey is a magical creature who contracts girls into becoming magical girls (even if I'm a dude). Every magical girl gets a wish fulfilled and they have to fight witches for that...but...of course theres a really heavy downside)

Wish fulfilled. You got a servant now. Because why not.

I wish that I could work in a shop. (not really but bleh)

 

[realicraft]

Granted. Your master is me.
I wish.

 

[Burst]

(As you wish, I guess.)

Granted...you get nothing. Literally.

I wish to look good.

 

[Lmao.itzkrystal]

Granted but the ugly little barnacle makes everyone die.
I wish I could be hanged

 

[realicraft]

Ok. I hung a picture of you.
I wish for

 

[taco360]

Granted, but due to wishing for the same wish as you previously wished, the spacetime continuum exploded, causing you to never be able to wish for " " ever again.

I wish for Getting Over it with Bennett Foddy. Cause why the heck not.

 

[realicraft]

Wish granted. He got over it.
I wish for a

 

[ReusableLime20]

Granted, but you get "A"
I wish for @Realicraft to be cool.

 

[realicraft]

Granted. Thank you.
I wish for " "

 

[ThePixelatedGamer8]

I would say granted, but I don't know what to make of that wish, so have a brusell sprout
I wish that TPG wasn't an internet provider

 

[Lmao.itzkrystal]

Granted but now my grandma is your internet provider.
I wish for a Puella Magi Madoka Magica fan to pop in this thread.

 

[Burst]

Granted.

With no downsides whatsoever, because I didn't really expected that to happen.

But...because I feel like it..
Granted, but we both get contracted by Kyubey.

I wish for infinite ammo for my Tsunami.

 

[realicraft]

Granted. It strikes all of Japan, North Korea, South Korea, and the USA.
I wish for bfb 5

 

[Burst]

Granted, but it's only accessable for 10 minutes.

I wish good clothes to wear.

 

[taco360]

Granted, but they are all made for the summer, so you freeze to death.

I wish for someone to reply to this thread.

 

[Burst]

Granted, but you get nothing from it.

I wish all my clothes would be made for both summer and winter, therefore I wouldn't care how they look.

 

[taco360]

(dang it, I though I had come up with the incorruptible wish)

Granted, but you have a growth spurt so they don't fit anymore.

I wish for bold text.

 

[ThePixelatedGamer8]

Granted, but it's also in italic
I wish for all the legend of Zelda amiibo
(Oh & also, I don't have internet, so my wish turned out all right regardless of the corruption)

 

[Burst]

Granted, but all of them are broken.
(What now?)

I wish for my clothes to be good in both winter and summer and to not have a growth spurt.
(I try to "save me")

 

[CometStreakTheDragon]

You get your wish, but you start shrinking very rapidly.
I wish to be an immortal cute fluffy blue dragon that has a chance of getting depression.