Corrupt the Wish!

[The Storm]

You are forced to make a wish.

I wish you would make a wish.

 

[Blood Crawler]

Yes, but only one.

I wish everyone shut up

 

[Dapling]

Granted, but it includes you.

I wish for someone to grant a wish.

 

[Blood Crawler]

Not Granted, wish for a better thing next time.

I wish spiders had same size as humans

 

[The Storm]

Granted, but then they are all killed with fire.

I wish spiders didn't exist.

 

[The Steampunk]

Spiders don't exist.
And too many bugs hatch because of it.
Bugs mutate and take over the world.
All because you don't like spiders.

I wish for.................................................................................................................................................................................................
A non-bugged fully-functional content (up to 1.3.5) update to come to my console that won't break itself or break anything AND I can have it forever.

Beat that suckers!!!!

 

[Animus Viral]

Easy, you said you want to have it forever? Well, now you are it. Have fun playing! If you can even play...

I wish to be dismantled.

 

[Dapling]

Granted, but you keep getting put back together and dismantled for the rest of eternity, and it has the exact same amount of pain every time.

I wish to lose the abilities to die and feel physical/emotional pain.

 

[Animus Viral]

Granted, you become a rock. Inanimate, and unable to die or feel anything.

I wish to become an illusion to be broken.

 

[Blood Crawler]

Granted, but you're already broken.

I wish the next person would grant a wish to me.

 

[Dapling]

Granted, but you discover how meaningless that statement truly was.

I wish to be a rock.

 

[Blood Crawler]

Granted, you're a rock and you roll~ (sry bad joke xd)

I wish dubstep would play loudly across the whole world

 

[Dapling]

Granted, but it happens for such a short amount of time that no one notices.

I wish for my minions to finally defeat those pesky moss hornets...

 

[Animus Viral]

Granted, they defeat them, but not the other hornets...

I wish for Deep Sea Driving and Drowning.

 

[Player_Miner]

Granted. You get the latter well before the former.

I wish the Minecraft Forums were more active.

 

[Lmao.itzkrystal]

Granted, but Minecraft dies, and PewDiePie takes over the forums.

I wish that my lazy self would post more, and you know, DO MORE

 

[Dapling]

Granted, now you must be doing something or posting something at all times or your heart stops. Sleeping does not count as doing something...

I wish that I could die.

 

[Animus Viral]

Granted, which you do, over, and over, and over for eternity.

I wish for Mubber.

 

[The Storm]

Granted, but I have no idea what that is so you get something completely different.

I wish for a million blocks of diamond.

 

[Dapling]

Granted, they have been dropped onto you.

I wish that I could die only once, and never have to live or die again.