Corrupt the Wish!

[deletedaccount12]

Granted, now they have large computer keyboards. Look what you've done.

I wish for a microwave microwaving a microwave microwaving a microwave.

 

[Murphmario]

Granted. They all explode, for obvious reasons.

I wish school wasn't boring.

 

[deletedaccount12]

Granted, now there's a microwave microwaving a microwave microwaving a microwave to spice things up.

I wish that my microwave microwaving a microwave microwaving a microwave didn't explode.

 

[Hallowed Chain Mail]

Granted, but it implodes.

I wish for a microwave microwaving a microwave microwaving a microwave microwaving a microwave microwaving a microwave microwaving a microwave microwaving a microwave microwaving a microwave microwaving a microwave microwaving a microwave microwaving a microwave microwaving a microwave microwaving a microwave microwaving a microwave microwaving a microwave microwaving a microwave microwaving a microwave microwaving a microwave microwaving a microwave microwaving a microwave microwaving a microwave microwaving a microwave microwaving a microwave microwaving a microwave microwaving a microwave.

 

[Animus Viral]

Good job, granted, you get a bomb that creates immense heat and utterly proves global warming.

I wish there is no such thing as coincidence in the universe.

 

[deletedaccount12]

Granted, now anything that would be a coincidence is deleted from the world, which prevents a lot of good things that would happen in your life and others, and it also murders the universe because the big bang was a coincidence.

I wish that my microwave didn't explode when a singular molecule of tin flies in there.

 

[Hallowed Chain Mail]

Granted, but your microwave spontaneously combusts out of nowhere.
I wish for ideas.

 

[Murphmario]

Granted. You're idea is to do nothing.

I wish my phone data didn't suck.

 

[Hallowed Chain Mail]

Granted, it's 0.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001G, you can't do anything now.

I wish for a wish that's for a wish that's for a wish that's for a wish that's for a wish that's for a wish that's for a wish that's for a wish that's for a wish that's for a wish that's for a wish that's for a wish that's for a wish that's for a wish that's for a wish that's for a wish that's for a wish that's for a wish that's for a wish that's for a wish.

 

[deletedaccount12]

granted, your wish that's for a wish that's for a wish that's for a wish that's for a wish that's for a wish that's for a wish that's for a wish that's for a wish that's for a wish that's for a wish that's for a wish that's for a wish that's for a wish that's for a wish that's for a wish that's for a wish that's for a wish that's for a wish that's for a wish is for a lot of duck feathers.

I wish for duck feathers.

 

[Hallowed Chain Mail]

Granted, they are living ducks.

I wish for the nurse to be nice to me.

 

[Animus Viral]

Granted, she's .00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001% nicer. Though, she acts about the same.

I wish for an army to come to my house. You can probably see where I'm going with this.

 

[Blood Crawler]

Granted, it's made of one and a half diggers. (soviet cartoon references are better than your jojo references)

I wish for my wish to be corrupted

 

[Animus Viral]

Granted, you get a paradox that just yeets you into a wall over and over and over again forever.

I wish for a raving orchestra.

 

[deletedaccount12]

Granted, but they only have a single glow stick each and they're playing a classical cover of megalovania.

I wish to be a knot. I don't know why.

 

[Animus Viral]

Granted, you get cut a few seconds later.


I wish for a dreaming current.

 

[Blood Crawler]

Granted, dreams are bad... Very bad...

I wish for AVGN intro song playing when you're in this thread and the song is unedited.

 

[Hallowed Chain Mail]

Granted, but angergermankid's theme plays.
I wish for moonlord not to drop Meowmere, Last Prism, SDMG and Celebration (The first 3 i already have, the latter is the worst)

 

[Blood Crawler]

Granted, it will drop mud blocks instead.

I wish the person who grants this wish will lose his ability to grant wishes after this wish.

 

[Ivyss]

Granted, but I can still corrupt them.

I wish for a single legal 50€ bill to appear on the table nearest to me, completely stationary, and for it to not move in any way until I choose to pick it up, at which point it will function exactly like a normal 50€ bill.