Corrupt the Wish!

[XtroyX0r]

Granted, but the moon collides with earth and kills everyone exactly one millisecond after the wish takes place because the genie is too uncreative at the moment to make a more creative corruption.

I wish for a tree.

 

[Mushy Chlorophyte]

Granted, your tree appears on private property and you get charged 500,000,000$

I wish there was no fast (junk!) food places (except SUBWAY )

 

[XtroyX0r]

Granted, but now the only way to get food is to buy it from Subway. Subway's prices rise insanely high, causing everyone who isn't rich to starve.

I wish this wish wasn't wished.

 

[Mushy Chlorophyte]

Granted, McDonald’s buys all the other fast food companies and everything they serve is now gross.

I wish for Shroomite.

 

[XtroyX0r]

Granted, you are permanently turned into an autohammer and used to craft shroomite with.

I wish for a rock.

 

[Mushy Chlorophyte]

Granted, the GIANT rock falls on your head and you die

I wish for more of these:

 

[Catman8274]

Granted, but they are very poorly made.

I wish more ideas of things to build.

 

[appleNsauce]

Granted, but you constantly get distracted

I wish for a corrupted wish

 

[Parasy]

Granted !

I wish for there to be no more random crits.

 

[_tenfictions_]

granted, there are more

i wish for nothing

 

[XtroyX0r]

Granted, your home, your wealth, and everything else you own turns to nothing.

I wish for a magical potato with the power to crush my foes.

 

[Ivyss]

Granted, but it will only the nearest person to you that you hate and only work if you hate yourself.

I wish I was good at something and that it also be something I like.

 

[Lord Ecramox the Almighty]

Granted, you love it so much that you neglect your other needs. You die of dehydration.

 

[_tenfictions_]

err 404: wish not found

i wish for antibacteria

 

[Tibithia Σ]

Granted, viruses are the new antibacteria, and take over the immune systems of mots beings.

I wish for the next post to be wrong.

 

[_tenfictions_]

wish granted, it is correct

i wish for

 

[Tibithia Σ]

Granted,

 

[Ivyss]

Nothing happens because you did not wish.

I wish tuesdays weren't a thing.

 

[Tibithia Σ]

Granted, Mondays now happen twice.

I wish I got the chance to post a video I liked to everybody.

 

[Under cover cabbage]

granted, but no one understand it and ridicules how bad it is.

I wish for fish