Corrupt the Wish!

[Pigman Δ]

They live together in peace, but they aren't on earth anymore

I wish that Terraria was more popular than minecraft

Terraria becomes so popular and Minecraft becomes so small that the MCers go on a rampage and murder the Terraria devs with netherite swords
I wish for 1.5

 

[SapphireSuicune]

calamity mod 1.5 comes out

I wish that Minecraft was never made (no that doesnt mean terraria wouldnt have been made because terraria was in development before minecraft at least thats what i heard)

 

[Pigman Δ]

calamity mod 1.5 comes out

I wish that Minecraft was never made (no that doesnt mean terraria wouldnt have been made because terraria was in development before minecraft at least thats what i heard)

but wy
anyway MC is never made... instead notch makes cave game
i wish for calamity to never exist

 

[SapphireSuicune]

calamity never exists, so the world is at peace

I wish that YouTubers will play my mod once it comes out

 

[Pigman Δ]

calamity never exists, so the world is at peace

I wish that YouTubers will play my mod once it comes out

the most unpopular youtubers ever play it and everyone is extremely discouraged to play it by that
i wish that recolours never existed

 

[EvanKrusher948]

Granted, the recolors become uglier.

I request for Coronavirus to stop existing.

 

[Pigman Δ]

Granted, the recolors become uglier.

I request for Coronavirus to stop existing.

Covid goes away but then the Common Cold of DOOM comes and takes revenge on its brother
I wish for my wishes to get corrupted

 

[SapphireSuicune]

Covid goes away but then the Common Cold of DOOM comes and takes revenge on its brother
I wish for my wishes to get corrupted

The next sentence is true, the previous sentence is false.
I wish my mod would get over 1000 downloads once it comes out

 

[EvanKrusher948]

Granted, you get 1 download, which is you.

I wish for global warming to end.

 

[Ivyss]

Granted, the entire world freezes over.

I wish @EvanKrusher Ω understood that you're not supposed to give the opposite of what the person wishes but instead give what they wish, but make it suck.

 

[XtroyX0r]

Granted, but EvanKrusher also stops posting in this.

I wish Hollow Knight's "Watcher Knights" boss was less annoying.

 

[SapphireSuicune]

It is less annoying, but it isn't as cool

I wish that I didn't always get Roll Out in fall guys

 

[Daikon Ocelot]

Granted. The frequency you get Roll Out is changed to "often" from "always."

I wish I can command an army bees.

 

[No. 1 Usagi]

The army of bees works with you, vanquishing anyone who gets in your way. However, I persuade them to join my side using honey, and the bees turn on you to establish a new bee government. Can you bee-lieve it?

I wish I could bee funny

 

[SapphireSuicune]

( @Moor Oakheart That corruption was actually really good)

Granted, you are now a bee.

I wish that I had a nice, tasty pepperoni pizza

 

[Tea and Biscuits]

its a nice tasty pepperoni pizza that was always too hot to eat
I wish that I had better ideas of wishes for this thread

 

[Daikon Ocelot]

Granted. You have ideas of wishes!! Sadly, not for this thread.

I wish I have my own cruiser-class spaceship.

 

[Tea and Biscuits]

you have it, but it uses fuel that will not be discovered by humans for thousands of years.

My wish is that I have only the finest biscuits dipped into me. (I am the tea)

 

[SapphireSuicune]

Someone dips them but knocks you over and spills the tea everywhere

I wish for cake

 

[Tea and Biscuits]

I get spilt on your cake, making it soggy and gross.

I wish for a nice new teacup.