Corrupt the Wish!

[Willow the wisp]

I wish that there is only the English language in this world.

granted, the only thing on the planet is English

I wish for P L A N T

 

[Lemonado]

Have one atom of P L A N T

 

[WorMortar]

Have one atom of P L A N T

Granted-wait. There ain't no wish. I'll grant you death instead, how's that?

I wish for all life to disappear.

 

[Ragnarock]

all life disappears except for you, and now you're lonely.

i wish that political tensions would go away

 

[Ivyss]

Society collapses globally. Can't have political tensions if there's no politics.

I wish I had motivation to do things I'm supposed to do.

 

[WorMortar]

Society collapses globally. Can't have political tensions if there's no politics.

I wish I had motivation to do things I'm supposed to do.

Granted, you now have motivation to sleep forever.

I wish I had all the chocolate in the world.

 

[Sandbox & RPG]

Granted, it also included the ones that haven't been made into chocolate bars and candies. So you'll have too much sugar AND caffeine.
Also, you're eating child labor's stuff.

I wish for mortality.

 

[Streyll]

Granted. *Shoots you*.

I wish for there to be less smoke outside.

 

[Sandbox & RPG]

Granted, the oxygen level has been decreased. Because smoke needs oxygen, decreasing the amount of oxygen in the air gradually slows down the burning phenomenon and lessens the smoke. Also, the pressure is significantly lower than before, so your heart would explode (or implode, in this case).

I wish for a UNO reverse card.

 

[Lemonado]

Granted but it was left in the sun so it faded and now when you hold it up no one can tell what it is so it doesn't work.

I wish for super powers

 

[WorMortar]

Granted, you get the power to die instantly in a snap. You can't snap again.

I wish to have friends.

 

[Willow the wisp]

granted
Your friends are all heads

I wish my cat would stop taking my spot

 

[WorMortar]

granted
Your friends are all heads

I wish my cat would stop taking my spot

Granted, you no longer have a spot. The cat kicks you out and now you're homeless.

I wish heads didn't exist.

 

[Willow the wisp]

granted
If no one exists heads can’t either

I wish for a penny

 

[WorMortar]

Granted, the penny is made of lead and you die shortly after.

I wish that Earth had no life.

 

[Willow the wisp]

granted
You ruin the earth’s day with a ty “you have no life” joke

I wish to wish

 

[WorMortar]

Granted, you wish to wish. Now you're a wish. I'm gonna use you now.

I wish that you became yourself again.

 

[Willow the wisp]

Granted
I’m the djinni and you free me, trapping yourself

I wish for a tiny rock to appear on the ground causing no harm to anything
Simply appear

 

[Lemonado]

Granted, the rock appears in the ground along with several other bigger rocks which do cause harm

I wish could snap my fingers

 

[Sandbox & RPG]

Granted, your fingers snap into half like a stick, causing great pain.

I wish for existence.