Corrupt the Wish!

[CometStreakTheDragon]

You get a cookie made out of fish.
I wish for loving parents.

 

[Lmao.itzkrystal]

Granted, but its a magical cookie girl.
I wish I wasn't an incubator

 

[CometStreakTheDragon]

Granted, but now you are me.
I wish for bananas that are healthy and new.

 

[realicraft]

Granted, however they blow up for no reason.
I wish for

 

[CometStreakTheDragon]

You get the nothingness From sonic forces.
I wish that I would not be tired for tomorrow.

 

[Lmao.itzkrystal]

Granted, instead you stay up all night.
I wish I could go 2 sleep

 

[CometStreakTheDragon]

Granted, but it becomes a coma.
I wish I had infinite knowledge.

 

[Burst]

Granted, but now the Theme of Infinite plays in your head 24/7. (from Sonic Forces, look the song up lol)

I wish for the 29th of January approaching faster.

 

[taco360]

Granted, time is now going backwards towards January 29th, 2017.

I wish for the Ocarina of Time.

 

[realicraft]

Granted. However, somebody steals it and tries to play it. Disaster.
I wish for 4.

 

[CometStreakTheDragon]

You get 4 and 1 more.
I wish for time.

 

[taco360]

You wished for time, but instead you got a lime.

I wish for a lemon, so I can steal the lime and make Sprite.

 

[realicraft]

You get a nomel.
.eimmet rof hsiw I

 

[TuxedoMask]

Your wish is granted but the Temmie turn against you and slaughter everyone in your town except you...

I wish for Waffles

 

[realicraft]

You get selffaw.
.elpoep llik t'nseod taht eimmet a rof hsiw I

 

[CometStreakTheDragon]

You get a temmie but it autocorrects to fish.

 

[taco360]

Granted, but because you wished for nothing, I am forced to make up and corrupt a wish for you. Let's see...

"I wish for autocorrect to actually work for once!"

Granted, but it replaces everything you type with emojis, so everyone on the internet hates you now.

I wish that the Emoji Movie was never created.

 

[darkmega5]

Granted, but the animoji movie was created

I wish for endless memes

 

[Golden Heretic Snakeboat]

Granted, But It's All Ugandan Knuckles.
I Wish A Lamia Would Wrap Around Me. And Crush Me To Death

 

[General Qi]

Granted. but instead of being half human and snake, it's half grizzly bear and snake.

I wish for two...no, make that 3 Nvidia Geforce 1080's.