Corrupt the Wish!

[Sandbox & RPG]

Granted, but Corona still stays around.

I wish for a diamond.

 

[WorMortar]

Granted, take this 2 nanometer long diamond!

I wish for death.

 

[Sandbox & RPG]

Granted, you're dead but you got reincarnated into an even worse life than before.

I wish for a burger and a half.

 

[Lemonado]

Granted, the burgers are made out of moldy ingredients but you don't notice and die.

I wish for a pet bearded dragon

 

[Willow the wisp]

granted, have a hungry dragon with some nice facial hair

I wish for more ginger candy bc I’m running low

 

[WorMortar]

granted, have a hungry dragon with some nice facial hair

I wish for more ginger candy bc I’m running low

Granted, you get 1 more ginger candy that makes all your other ones go bad!

I wish to become good at every game

 

[Sandbox & RPG]

Granted, you are now good at a game named: "Every Game". Tbh, the gameplay isn't that hard, a baby can be a pro at that game in 30 seconds.

I wish for a Fire Flower in Mario.

 

[Lemonado]

Granted you get a fire flower that is in a Mario , he accidentally sets you on fire and you die.

I wish for a baseball bat

 

[Willow the wisp]

granted, Here’s your baseball with bat wings

I wish for my depression to leave me alone forever

 

[Lemonado]

Granted, it is replaced with constant grief

I wish I could have complete control over every aspect of time

 

[Willow the wisp]

replaced?
Granted, your every thought and action completely rewrites time

I wish for monster

 

[MushSkeleton]

You earned your monster drink, however there's nothing in that drink can.

I wish I was steamed, and served with a side of melted butter.

 

[Lemonado]

Granted, they mixed the butter up with margarine and you were discarded

I wish for a lot of money

 

[Sandbox & RPG]

Granted, a lot of money is now on display because you didn't specify what you want to do with the money.

I wish for -2 wishes

 

[Streyll]

Granted, but this underflows to 254 wishes, which all come true. The problem is they are all horrible.

I wish school wasn't a problem.

 

[Lemonado]

Granted, everything but school is now a problem

I wish for me to rule the world

 

[Sandbox & RPG]

Granted, now you will be killed by a protagonist in an anime.

I want to remove wasps from this world.

 

[Willow the wisp]

granted, wasps and every other living thing vanish from the planet

I wish for more knives

 

[BlueStag]

Granted, but your head has been sliced off from the knives.

I wish that I will never get bored.

 

[Sandbox & RPG]

Granted, you will never get excited, thus there is no need for the word: bored.

I wish that there is only the English language in this world.