JOEbob
Terrarian
I pipe up "Clearly, the player business is at least in partial operation. How else would I have turned into highly corrosive glue?"
Equally importantly, I contribute an observation to the department of redaction's operation of partial obfuscation.
"Although of course I believe this 'Arbiter' is secretly the Godmodder we're looking for, If you don't think that's already the case, clause I.291 isn't applicable; it states the Arbiter should not interfere with 'the fight', but 'the fight' in that respect clearly refers to the battle with the Godmodder- a battle which, if the Arbiter is not secretly a Godmodder, has not yet begun. I.291 is obviously not applicable to wholly unrelated battles; for instance, it does not prevent an Arbiter from getting stuck in a flame war on the internet during their off hours."
[P.Action 1] I grab the red one if I don't have it already. I'm sure it'll come in handy eventually! Since it was the singularity, it wasn't Destroyed By It, and since it's not made of ordinary matter, it wouldn't be destroyed by hawking radiation.
[P.Action 2] Alright. It's pretty hard work doing lazy, uncreative, repetitive attacks, you know? I mean, I can't just go 'I throw a rock at the Arbiter' and repeat that over and over- I need the attacks to also be good, or they won't work. I can add nuance to the rock, but then it stops being lazy, uncreative, or even repetitive! It's such hard work, in fact, that I'm done with it! Yeah! I just don't have enough lazy, uncreative, repetitive attack ideas-
Wait! Actually, I do! It's a real classic, too. oh, you're going to love this! or not! I don't decide that! Here we GOOOOOOOO
Take that!
[6+2 Summoning capacity Stored]
Equally importantly, I contribute an observation to the department of redaction's operation of partial obfuscation.
"Although of course I believe this 'Arbiter' is secretly the Godmodder we're looking for, If you don't think that's already the case, clause I.291 isn't applicable; it states the Arbiter should not interfere with 'the fight', but 'the fight' in that respect clearly refers to the battle with the Godmodder- a battle which, if the Arbiter is not secretly a Godmodder, has not yet begun. I.291 is obviously not applicable to wholly unrelated battles; for instance, it does not prevent an Arbiter from getting stuck in a flame war on the internet during their off hours."
[P.Action 1] I grab the red one if I don't have it already. I'm sure it'll come in handy eventually! Since it was the singularity, it wasn't Destroyed By It, and since it's not made of ordinary matter, it wouldn't be destroyed by hawking radiation.
[P.Action 2] Alright. It's pretty hard work doing lazy, uncreative, repetitive attacks, you know? I mean, I can't just go 'I throw a rock at the Arbiter' and repeat that over and over- I need the attacks to also be good, or they won't work. I can add nuance to the rock, but then it stops being lazy, uncreative, or even repetitive! It's such hard work, in fact, that I'm done with it! Yeah! I just don't have enough lazy, uncreative, repetitive attack ideas-
Wait! Actually, I do! It's a real classic, too. oh, you're going to love this! or not! I don't decide that! Here we GOOOOOOOO
I summon two hundred Hellkite Dragons, each wearing Daedric Armor. The Dragons have 999,999,999,999,999,999 HP each, and are too paced out to be hit at the same time another is hit. The armor is enchanted to completely negate explosive damage, and due to the nature of the Dragons, they completely negate fire damage as well. The armor has an inner rubber layer that prevents electricity damage, and a heater that prevents ice damage. The creatures have spawned from hell, so no darkness damage can harm them, light damage is stopped due to a special A.I. in in each Dragon's armor that uses reflective plates to keep it from touching them. The A.I.'s name is Sheila. The armor is magically enchanted to cause only a .000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 gram weight difference, and does not disturb movement at all. The Dragons, being magical, are unharmed by psychic damage. They are all partial ghouls so they are healed by radiation and nuclear damage. They each wear a special charm that keeps all hostile Dragons from being able harm them, and they have scales too thick for them to take bludgeoning damage. Any damage involving food will heal the Dragons, pies included. Their armors' A.I.s use hacking power to negate any robot, computer, hacking, or A.I. damage completely. The Dragons have a bit of solid snake infused into them, so they cannot love. They have a natural resistance to all poisons, stopping poison damage. They can't smell, Sheila uses her A.I. powers to block sound damage with a de-amplifier, nothing from nature can damage them due to the fact that they are supernatural, and nothing chemical can harm them. Due to the nature of the summoning, they can't be harmed by antimatter damage, black hole damage, or anything to do with extraterrestrial space. They are too professional to have emotions, keeping emotion damage of any kind at bay. Anything involving something you might find in a house, furniture included, is shrugged off without damage. Because of their immense knowledge of Mechs, they have a 65% resistance to Mech damage. Their armors are infused with a thick layer of Kevlar to block damage from bullets. They can breath fire, have huge claws, chainguns mounted on the armor, and laser eyes. The armor's reflective plates renders lasers nonlethal to them. They are beautiful, so ugliness damage is something they scoff at and any other damage that involves seeing something is blocked by the fact that they really don't care. Healing damage heals them. Sheila is ultra powerful and cannot be damaged or taken over by any other AI. Their Memetic copypasta nature makes it impossible to change their narration, immunities, or capabilities except by adding more, rendering them immune to arbitration and narrative influence.They also have similar immunities, not defined on a practical level but known conceptually, which include immunity to memes, being poked in the eye, octets, ghosts, the Void, metatextuality, AntiTimers, dancing, any sort of critical hit, whales, auras of all sorts, the force of entropy, water, having their scales removed, houses, time, nails, pages, blood loss, tentacles, necromancy, Turrets, disintegration, stone, teraporting, quantum mechanics, science, butts, spaceships, smashing, the Weath Ray (you shudder), having their wings ruptured, telekinesis, realism, cards, ray guns, de-existing, frustration, inconvenience, halitosis, irony, cherry-tapping, art theft, anything that would be inexplicable or unexplainable, anything that would be redundant or repetitive, including the Curse of Repetitiveness™, “dying,” sickness, ink, asphyxiation, withering, heart attacks, weirdness, paint chips (and presumably lead), movie awards, ancient texts, North Korea, torture, Animorphs, Giant Cows, termination (not to be confused with the Terminator), statues, having their necks snapped, diamonds, anything that would be unorthodox or expositing, puns, bans, nightmares, railway stations, ramps, set squares (also known as triangles), Fifteen puzzles, data storage, scripts, oblivion, grimdarkness, gold, anything mandated by the plot, spoilers, crystallization, vaporization, creepiness, metaphors, words, twitching, confusion, randomness, Spoils of War (as if they’d have any), psionics, lapis lazuli, the Red Miles, rings, gravity, Superman 64, the dreaded Shoop da Whoop! and Kamehameha techniques, flawless defeats, creation, the Red Sun, time-clones, rock music, hoverboards, old age, karate, being barraged, Zapp Brannigan, rampages, french fries and hash browns, unoriginality, fanfiction, Ghostlers, tubas, “damage,” the Illuminati, coins, candy, chicken, eating, anything from a script, mistranslations, trash, anything that would be confusing or disgusting, paper cuts, retching, unemployment, perfectly generic objects, the divine charisma of Sepulchritude, insanity, the Gremloblin, Chuck Norris, Dodgeballs, Kaleidoscopic fire, Methods of reducing HP which technically don't deal damage and therefore can't be adapted to by adapting whenever you take damage, Moths and MOTHS, Needles, Piercing damage, Rock-paper-scissors, Hands, Ki/Chi, Energy blasts, Fairies, Pokemon, Downgrading, Unfinished content, Sand, Exercise, Persuasion, Axes, Being transformed into a tennis ball, Trebuchets,Steam-powered objects, Souls, and Soul-powered magic
[6+2 Summoning capacity Stored]