Defend Yourself!

[Admiral Voidzuli']

Correct, i am very predictable (Didn't see that one comin' did ya?)

I accuse NP of being a cool perosn

 

[Brass Scientist Layn 🌴]

Correct, i am very predictable (Didn't see that one comin' did ya?)

I accuse NP of being a cool perosn

I am not a cool perosn, I am a cool person.

I accuse NP of being a persian cat.

 

[Daikon Ocelot]

I ain't a persian cat. In fact, I might be a daikon instead.

I accuse NP for eating at least one chocolate this week.

 

[WorMortar]

One…atom of chocolate!

I accuse NP of eating at least 2 chocolates this week. (And being predictable by saying Two…atoms of chocolate!

 

[Admiral Voidzuli']

actually, i had a vanilla-chocolate marble cake last night, so bam\

I accuse NP of inventing the thermonuclear warhead

 

[Daikon Ocelot]

I use it to warm the office.

I accuse NP for blasting our moon.

 

[Brass Scientist Layn 🌴]

It's no moon, it's a space station!

I accuse NP of extraplanar existance.

 

[Admiral Voidzuli']

I eXiSt On MoRe ThAn OnE pLaNe LaYn, I aM YoUr UndOiNg

I accuse NP of making a Star Wars reference

 

[Brass Scientist Layn 🌴]

I eXiSt On MoRe ThAn OnE pLaNe LaYn, I aM YoUr UndOiNg

I accuse NP of making a Star Wars reference

I didn't say it exactly how it was in Star Wars.

I accuse NP of proving my extraplanar point.

 

[Admiral Voidzuli']

Correct, i did prove your point

I accuse NP of not defending themselves against this sword! *Throws sword*

 

[WorMortar]

Defense! *Throws sword*

I accuse NP of not defending themselves against this sword! *Throws second sword*

 

[Admiral Voidzuli']

OBJECTION! *Goes full Phoenix Wright*

I accuse NP of not knowing who Phoenix Wright: Ace attorney is

 

[WorMortar]

Uhm...not like I haven't invested hours into watching the trilogy... Oh? What's that?

I accuse NP of not knowing what is the purpose of knowing

 

[Admiral Voidzuli']

Um... What? What's a know?

I accuse NP of being an epic gamer

 

[Daikon Ocelot]

No, I am a GOG gamer.

I accuse NP for not eating cabbage and lettuce leaf.

 

[Admiral Voidzuli']

Can't defend myself from that, i don't eat lettuce

I accuse NP of never listening to Country Road

 

[Champion Greninjoid]

One of my favorite songs, actually (assuming you’re talking about the John Denver one).

I accuse NP of heresy.

 

[Admiral Voidzuli']

*Proceeds to laser blast oncoming Mewtwo*

I accuse NP of not getting that reference

 

[WalnutsPeanutsCoconut]

I have watched every movie, played every game, seen every episode of every show, and read every single book known to man.

I accuse NP of vehicular manslaughter near a playground.

 

[Jackiethederg]

Not me, I don’t even know how to drive

i accuse np of not caring