Defend Yourself!

[M4D-4LI3N]

Unoriginal?!?! I'm 40% Original

I accuse the NP of having the browser open

 

[Forty-Seven Rōnin]

OBJECTION! He does not clarify which browser so by default he is clarifying Internet Explorer which I have not used since 2011

I accuse the NP for the reason I can't get on Destiny

 

[plantszaza 🌳]

Your wallet is the reason, not me!

I accuse the NP for stealing the salad.

 

[Ivyss]

I didn't steal the salad, I stole the bacon

I accuse the NP for reasons

 

[Forty-Seven Rōnin]

I object for reasons

I accuse the NP of voting for Trump

 

[M4D-4LI3N]

OBJECTION!!! i cannot vote for anyone

I accuse the NP of replying on this thread

 

[Forty-Seven Rōnin]

take me away,

I accuse the NP of speaking english

 

[M4D-4LI3N]

Objection!!! I am not speaking, i am writing in English

i accuse the NP of having an avatar

 

[Tobtob9182]

This isn't an avatar, it is merely a picture.

I accuse the NP of corrupting my files in Terraria!

 

[M4D-4LI3N]

OBJECTION!!! That was probably done by a Corruptor not by a Martian.

i accuse the NP of being my accused

 

[TheUberCannon]

Say whaaaaaaaaa?

I accuse the NP of causing ninja posts.

 

[plantszaza 🌳]

I got ninja'd

I accused the NP for not staring at my fabulous face.

 

[TheUberCannon]

ALL GLORY TO HYPNOTOAD!

I accuse the NP for not praising Hypnotoad.

 

[Folder]

I prefer Psychotoad.

I accuse the NP for lulz.

 

[[Genesys] Doomdesirer911]

Trolololololol
I accuse np of thinking magikarp is best pokemon

 

[M4D-4LI3N]

OBJECTION YOUR HONOR! I do not think anything about Magikarp being anything, on the other hand Toxikarp....

I accuse the NP of not being an Alien( Extraterrestrial Entity )

 

[Tobtob9182]

Not an alien!? How dare you! Just look at my extra limbs and weird blue skin!

I accuse the NP of having no sense of humor!

 

[M4D-4LI3N]

NONSENSE! I had installed the Humorous Pack v 5.2 yesterday.

i accuse the NP of being an active poster.

 

[TheUberCannon]

I never closed my Terraria Forums tab, ever.
Crap.

I accuse the NP of calling Pluto a fake planet.

 

[M4D-4LI3N]

OBJECTION! Pluto is a dog, i never called him 'planet'.

I accuse the NP of reading his(her) alerts