I have created a limited form of interdimensional travel in the past...
Shenelsky lays down a perfectly smooth mat, and takes out a purple crystal. He then scratches a drawing and some words... And throws in an i͎͖͘t͔͓͕ə̠̺̪̠͠ͅm͘ ̗̣̩͚̼͍́ͅo̠̮̬f̼͉̣̙͍̝́ ̺̥̯͖̪͞i̮̝̳̪n̰̠̺͓͜c̸͓̬̼o̗m̖̣̖͉̭ͅp̹͎r̛̹͕̭ə̭͚̼͢ẖ̸̟ə͔͡ṇ̛̖̗͕̲̙s̠͓̖̤̗̪i̹b̛l̤̣ə̗̹͔̦̻͈̼͢ ̶͓f̝̩̹̕o̺̙̞͈̻̺̖͟r̛̫̯̝̜m͕̣̩̖̫͟. The drawing rises up, and creates a nonfunctioning replica of what Shenelsky was talking about. The problem was, my model was limited to dimensions containing high creativity, such as Minecraftia here. My partner Ford also had a portal device, but lost the blueprints. Honestly, I only care if it works with most, if not all, dimensions and it's fuel is a material that I can acquire easily.
I'm confident that you can do that, do we have a deal?
ɸ, this place reminds me of home.
Ultracondensed Bedrock^2 Wall Infinity Sided Dice (UNUSABLE)
Demonic Matrix
Lucky Tea
Demon Blood Shard
Raspberry Pi
Empty Taglocks
Richard Taglock
Popcorn
Bane of Lapis
Ender Matrix
Journal #-1
Black Hole in a Jar
Tome of Knowledge Unwritten
18 Bedrock^2 Ingots
I finally think of a semi good half baked idea to do, which is too rush towards Vargas wielding nothing more than a crowbar and some mayonnaise. Once within a 5.142 meter radius, I perform a triple backflip, I toss him the mayo while I'm performing backflips, and rush towards him again because I just put more distance between us. Once I am closer in a 3 inch radius, I take my crowbar and smash the mayo in his hands, hurting him emotionally at the loss of good mayo and physically with glass shards all over him and me. Now, having him be distraught, I throw him into a grocery store that just so happens to be conveniently close to the battlefield. Once within the walls of the grocery store, I take out a milk carton and pour it on all the vegetables and meat and then begin to force Vargas to eat all of it. After that, I take him out to a really nice restaurant to refresh his taste buds. Then I feed him a sandwich with beef that has orange juice on it. Finally, I punch him in the gut and call it a day. I apologize if anyone reading this was eating.
I decide to build wall... This wall is nothing that came before. I mix Lizahrd Bricks, Bedrock and Core of Indestructibility in Lizahrd furnace, then forge it in Ancient Manipulator. This thing I copy-pasted 999 times, then I got Lizahrdock. I decide to mix 9999 more of them, then begin to build Barrier. Then get something. Plantera's Petals, they will photosynthesis from sun, and benefit greatly the barrier. I decide to reseed Plantera bulbs into barrier. They will grow here safely. [FOCUS]
2/2
Sukard takes the items, then flies into the Battlefield.
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Sukard materializes the essence of money, and then throws it at Ultra Greed to heal him.
--Boosts--
+1 Pricey
+1 TMB50
+1 Piono
--Inventory--
Ircucvci (Level 10)
Aequo Animo (Level 10)
Diversity (Level 10)
Face Exploder^3 (Level 5)
--Charges--
Not a Won Run Yet [???]: 20/50 (+1 Pricey, +2 Redstone)
Into The Shard (for realz) [LEVELING SYSTEM/VULRENABILITY]: 6/50
Fallen Booster [AZ]: 5/50
--Alchemies--
Bone Pickaxe && Chlorophyte Pickaxe && Molten Pickaxe && Nightmare Pickaxe && Pickaxe Axe && Broken Hero Sword = Terra Shatterer (6/7) (Level 11)
Botania FTW!
Spell Tome || Zork 1 && Zork 2 && Zork 3 = Grue-moire (4/5) (Level 8)
It is pitch dark. Original name: Grimoire for Summoning Those Who You Are Likely To Get Eaten By.
(Diamond Armor && Frost Cores && Lava Buckets = Obsidian Armor) && Luminite Ingot && Sorcerer Emblem && Lesser Reality Titan Essence && Lesser Meta Titan Essence && Lesser Space Titan Essence && Lesser Time Titan Essence = Prototype Reality Breaker Armor (2/?) (Level ?)
It's made of lesser titan essences, so it's balanced. Thorium Mod refrance.
Pearlwood Staff && (Faceless Bloodline && Druid Bloodline) = Infinite Power (0/?) (Level ?) this is what one of the refrances is
(Laser Pistol && Bootleg Machine) && Essence of Coolness && Picture of Dippy Fresh = Caps On, Hats Off (0/?) (Level ?)
Fires beams of coolness that turn anything they hit into a cooler equivalent of the target. Basically the Dippy Fresh ray. "bossfight is guude" - TwinBuilder, on Discord
Family Heirloom Necklace && Essence of Problem Sleuth Weapon Transformations || Fear No Anvil && Pop-a-matic Vrillyhoo Hammer && Thor's Hammer (Ranged) && Thor's Hammer (Melee) && Thor's Hammer (Magic) && Telescopic Sassacrusher && Wrinklegorillaer = Dormant Hammer (0/?) (Level ?)
An empowering necklace with a blue gem that can transform into a powerful hammer, and vice versa. Doesn't seem to be at full power. Yes, the color is necessary. Refrance to the Thorium Mod.
Dicespheres of Zillyfail && 9d9 dice && Inferno Titan Essence && NightKilla - Nine Circles = Nine Circles (0/?) (Level ?)
A set of 9 black, red, and orange marbles that hold power over inferno majjyks.
Aviator Shades && Ruby Glass && Sapphire Glass && Time Titan Essence && Footage of TriAxis verifying Dear Nostalgists = Retro Vision (0/?) (Level ?)
A pair of aviator shades that can see into the past and the future. Unfortunately, while using this ability, your vision gets pixelated. Must be upgraded to do more useful things.
((super earth orb thingy)) AND zero point magic generator = Stoneheart 5/11
Vi Naturae AND energy condenser 2/8
Superosque AND energy condenser 3/8
23/20 for a space station
23/50 for an open deal?
49/50 for Initiation
+3 to toast
The King continues throwing up random dirt and debris. As he continues to do this, more and more stuff that doesn't really belong in there gets thrown up... including assorted Minecraft mobs. This means that not only do people's attacks against Earth have a chance to miss, but they also have a chance to slam into the growing clouds of Minecraft mobs now orbiting the planet (this counts as part of the Earth's dodge chance though) thanks to part of Minecraft being up there, enough, apparently, to cause natural spawns to supplement the ones already there just by being caught on chunks of earth and steam.
A random purple explosion occurs in the battlefield. Two forms step out of it: A Steve-skinned Minecraft player with a bionic left arm and a right arm apparently made out of pure energy, and a cubical drone. However, something is different from what a lot of people are expecting...
Crusher48: EXOS, we showed up late. The fight is already halfway over.
EXOS: That can't be, I made sure to line up a date to coincide with the arrival of a Thread marking the date of the engagement.
Crusher48: Wait a minute, something is off. When did Minecraft Forums adopt a black color scheme with white text?
EXOS: Well this can't be right.
Crusher48 looks around, and notices something extremely odd. First off, a pile of Charges was left to him to use, and secondly, there is an entity on his side already on the field. Both of those things are side business to him, however. He has one job: kill the godmodders, like he has done twice before. He takes out a strange device that looks reminiscent of a ninja shuriken, and throws it at UserZero. However, almost as soon as it leaves his hand, it rapidly grows larger, eventually turning into a colossal spinning engine of death, at least 20 blocks in radius. The Ninja Star energizes its deadly Tesla Blades, and charges towards UserZero with ridiculous speed. If it makes contact, it blasts her with overwhelming energy from a tesla blade and disintegrates her. Though this particular ninja star could theoretically be taken out (with extreme difficulty, given the fact that it's spinning design makes it extremely difficult to concentrate fire on), it is enough of a distraction that UserZero won't notice the other, invisible Ninja Star that snuck up behind her and chopped her in half. As for how a giant war machine can have stealth, no one knows.
Salvaged Charges (not boosted because they just got salvaged).
Ultra Sledgehammer || (Lightning Hammer && Amethyst Flame) && Fish Guitar && Laser Crystal shards && (The Black Sword && Concentrated Avaritine) && (Ultra Shovel && Magetear) = 1/? Xolotl
Xolotl: An ornate warhammer composed of a shining vesperium. Matrices and lattices have been inscribed into the head of the hammer with a combination of avaritine and magetear, the latter of which providing an additional method of combat, if mere swings fail to suffice. The weapon itself is a small furnace burning with amethyst flames, and outputting inordinately vast amounts of radiation as a result. A single swing of the hammer can shatter masses of atomic bonds around you, and release the energy in the form of blasts of unearthly lightning, rending flesh from bone.
Name and description made by Erelye.
(Torch && (Magetear Droplet && Concentrated Avaritine)) && Amethyst Flame = 4/8 The Refiner's Fire [15]
Magic 8 Ball && (Magetear && Amethyst Flame) || Eye = =2/? ???
I proceed to propose yet another trade to Erelye.
The Book of all Adventure, for ЫИ
I quickly use dog majjicks to convice the dogs that would be attacking uzi (see: redstone's attack) to instead absorb the sheer edge of TMB50's attack, which is then used to fuel an Edgie Shovel, which Richard is whacked with. Tragically, they miss, and instead hit the invisible shuriken that was just about to hit Uzi. Then, a bucket of green paint falls on all of them. Because green is such an uncreative color, the entire battlefield declares all of them uncreative.
Crown of Hatred || (Amethyst Flame && Agonized Soul) == Crown of Damnation.
Crown of Damnation: Blazing cosmic destruction infused with the unmitigated suffering derived from those damned by the Amethyst Flame, the Crown of Damnation feasts on the vitality of its owner's victims, in a manner akin to a grisly dreamcatcher, stealing souls away at the brink of death.
====== semi-useful junk. =======
The Saints row [7]
Gemblade [8?]
Life-Drain spellbook [5]
Gravity Gauntlet [7]
Brutal Boss Buster Breaker Basher or BBBBB lvl 8
bATTLEFURYS tEMMIE aRMOR?!!?!?111 11/11 lvl 10 Passive: 1+ armor
Falls [9] >fine of the Gravity Gauntlet
Wright [7]
Gambler's Gredideir [5] Special: Rolls a dice to determine the number of rockets fierd
The Hero's Sword [10][/p]
The True Hero's Sword (Level 15: 16/16).
Unh0iing[/p]
Concentrated Avaritine: A bizarre burning golden fluid composed primarily of pure greed essence, and molten gold. The fluid, when vaporized, emits ancient refiner's fumes, which elevate the value of anything they touch, transmuting it into a higher state of being. Level 9.
Augustan Seed: A round, knotted ball of a particular type of ancient hazel wood. Cracks are dotted along the surface, emitting an unearthly amethyst light. The seed is unusually warm to the touch. Level 20 as well.
Amethyst Flame: A swirl of ever-morphing flame that takes on the hue of infinite shades of violet. The stuff radiates an immensely potent aura, that of knowledge incarnate. They occasionally flicker with an inky darkness. Level 10.
Magetear Droplet: A compressed drop of pure magetear, composed of a full bucket's worth. The formless substance glows with a cosmic background, peering into the stellar realm beyond the mortal world. Level 15.
Charges
7/50
21/50 The Campfire
16/50 no idea
2+ to Engie
1+ to consumer
[p]Charge Pool: The Dog will use one 1+ from each plus, and use it to charge an ability. The rest will be given to random players, or converted into extra dog-only Stock[/p]
Stock: Starts with 1. Start[/p]
Machine part: Starts with 1.[/p]
Bullets/bombs: Starts with 0.[/p]
All immunitys are temp. or can be surpassed with a strong enough debuff.[/p]
Fast Clock. Immunity to slowing or time-based. effects granted to target. Requires a "stock"
Regeneration Potion. Give target regen. 1 stock.[/p]
Poison Potion. Poison Target. 1 stock. Will only use if told via costumer.
Dispenser: 2 machine parts. Provides healing, and provides 1+s to one entitys charge.
Level Two: 4 parts. Heal two targets, and 2+ one entity, or 1+ two.
Level three: 6 parts. Provides minicrits, in addition to 3 healing targets, and 3+/1+x3
Antidote. Grants basic damage over time resist. Including such things as burning, oddly. Alternately, remove one stack of a strong enough debuff. Needs one stock. Does not cure mark of dog.[/p]
Minisentry: 1 Machine Part, attach a 5000 HP minisentry to the target. Minisentrys die with the target, and attack with 25% of the target's attack.[/p]
Sentry: 2 machine parts, 10000 HP, attachs to target. Same as mini sentry, except with 30% of targets attack.[/p]
[p]Level Two Sentry: 4 Mach. parts. Attachs to target. Same as above, except 20000 HP and 35% of targets attack.[/p]
[p]This will be expanded later.[/p]
Using my super-fast AI, I download a recap of recent events. The best I can tell, an alternate version of us did a lot of stuff, and then vanished. I then attempt to contact my alternate version's allies, Dr. Philip "Phalanx" Summers and The Commander. But I find a problem first:
Other EXOS: Rogue AI detected! Engaging!
Great. It appears that the alternate version of EXOS left behind 362 backups all over the server, that didn't disappear when Crusher48 did. And they also have a massive factory that has not contributed to the battle due to the OP Scale. However, that factory is perfect for unleashing overwhelming force against someone trying to take over your RP division. It just launched a few thousand drones.
As for why we aren't just merging into 1 homogenous AI, I don't quite know. From what I can gather, the events of the war made these alternate versions different, and far more bloodthirsty.
But I have my own tricks to fight in a non-entity RP battle. I distract the Other EXOS by launching a hacking attack. Though it is somewhat weaker due to the fact that I only have about a dozen processors right now, it distracts Other EXOS enough that its drones are no longer under direct control and are now using their integrated AI systems, which are really bad due to being based off of RTS AI (since 99% of the time Other EXOS would be controlling them directly and microing them hundreds of times per second). They launch an attack against the nearest thing to attack them, which in this case happens to be a Decoy Drone and shooting them with a Poke Gun. The Decoy Drone then turns into an intangible decoy and shoots off at incredible speed towards UserZero. The thousands of drones chasing the Decoy Drone (ineffectually due to the decoy drone being intangible and impossible to damage) follow.
UserZero sees a decoy drone zip past, then looks behind it and sees a swarm of thousands of drones swarming towards her. Based on my calculations, she should be likely to launch an attack on them and either swat them out of the sky or get involved in a protracted battle with them until they all die. If UserZero ignores the swarm of Other EXOS's drones, the decoy phases into UserZero's form (while still intangible) to trick Other EXOS's drones into attacking her and forcing her to fight them.
Once that gets rid of Other EXOS's drones, the next phase of the operation can begin. Crusher48 will board the drone factory and attempt to replace the AI cores of the factory with my AI cores.
Meanwhile, Other EXOS's worker drones boosted my charges while still on autopilot.
30/50 Ultra-Decorrupter
45/50 {REDACTED}
36/50 Avatar Project
Commander's Orders: An Elite Squad of a Ranger, a Sharpshooter, a Specialist, a Grenadier, a Psi Operative, and the new SPARK unit drops into the battlefield, along with the standard redshirt drop. The redshirts attempt to defend Earth (don't ask me how 25 guys can block for a whole planet), the Specialist already on the ground uses Restoration to heal the team, the Rangers launch a Reaper down the PZ entity list (hitting the first listed entity with the first attack, the second listed entity with the second attack, and so on), the Andromedons use Acid Lob on Captain Falcon and Ultra Greed to weaken their armor, the Psi Operatives launch insanity attacks against Ultra Greed, and the Andromedon reanimates some redshirts to provide extra blocking power to protect Earth. Ultron attempts to defend Earth if he follows orders this turn.
=Post (2/2)=
(12 / 20) Boost Ring
(16 / 50) Lightswitch Rave (+3, Star)
+3 to Star
=Action=
The Sleuth goes stark raving mad, and suddenly starts yelling warnings at Crusher to not attack the AZ side with his stuff. But he's probably not gonna listen. The Sleuth then proceeds to toss a single EMP-Grenade at the Avenger, which ends up crashing into the bridge. This grenade erupts into an Elite Monkey Pulverizer, which proceeds to pull out a battleaxe. It then starts slamming its' axe into random consoles and crew members. The Sleuth decides to keep up the pressure, throwing more and more EMP's into the tiny hole in the bridge, creating an entire army of Elite Monkey Pulverizers.
The horde of monkeys rushes through the corridors of the Avenger, killing all that stand in their path. The Sleuth eventually catapults himself into the bridge using the Armistyx in Incredibly Long Pole Scythe mode, doing that long-jumpy thing. The olympic kind. He then bellows out an order to the monkeys; "find and destroy the ship's power source, because I couldn't find a real EMP device." The monkeys oblige, but they don't really know where the generator is. So they just keep rushing through the halls, killing all that they find.
Eventually, one of the monkeys stumbles into the Armory, and starts handing out these cool magnetic guns to its' friends. And thus, the monkey army acquired guns. Whatever resistance there was quickly crumbles, because guns > battleaxes. After what feels like a few hours, the monkeys manage to find the power generator, and proceeds to jam a banana in the works, causing it to fail catastrophically. The whole Avenger then plummets to the ground, leaving it vulnerable to a ground siege! Of not monkeys; the Sleuth actually went and called up some ADVENT forces. The monkeys salute as the ADVENT forces rush into the ship, seizing control of the vessel.
Given the nature of DTG, the ADVENT forces realize that the ship will recover from this incident, and begin rigging explosives inside the ship. The Sleuth helps, drilling through the ship with an Armistyx and planting bombs where the ADVENT forces can't reach. Once most of the ship is wired up, the Sleuth evacuates and nukes the ship. Explosive forces tear through the ship, sending sprays of metal and sparks through the skies.
...of course, if Crusher decides to not attack the AZ/PZ side for three turns (including this turn), this attack will be redirected towards Eze. Surely, he'd have a hard time fighting hordes of EMP's?
~Charges~
That's Pretty Boss. 18/50
Psychedelia 11/25
Who gives a damn about paradoxes anyway? 38/50 (+3 from piono)
~Alchemy~
(Void Shotgun || Light Sphere) && Magnifying Glass && Solar Flare = Antiflamer (Level 20 - 3/11)
Air Necklace && Liquid Perseverance && Regeneration Bead && Greater Potion of Regeneration = Second Wind (Level ? - 2/?)
1+ to Talist, and +2 to Crystal.
Eris writes down a list of really silly names onto a piece of paper.
- Slartibartfast
- Echtually Aperson
- Mango'taun
- Bloublard
- Lam Roste
- Higgity Diggity
- hey tazz
- Hei
She then chucks this paper into a lit brazier. The smoke goes up, and up, and up, surrounding Earth. She clicks her fingers and the smoke turns into paper. Earth is now protected by a list of really silly names.
What even... Well, this is no time to be questioning what mess Shenelsky is making.
Ford puts on some gloves, and picks up six shards of the same purple crystal. He attaches them to some drones, and hovers them on the corners of a box that would encase Earth 2. He then takes out an i͎͖͘t͔͓͕ə̠̺̪̠͠ͅm͘ ̗̣̩͚̼͍́ͅo̠̮̬f̼͉̣̙͍̝́ ̺̥̯͖̪͞i̮̝̳̪n̰̠̺͓͜c̸͓̬̼o̗m̖̣̖͉̭ͅp̹͎r̛̹͕̭ə̭͚̼͢ẖ̸̟ə͔͡ṇ̛̖̗͕̲̙s̠͓̖̤̗̪i̹b̛l̤̣ə̗̹͔̦̻͈̼͢ ̶͓f̝̩̹̕o̺̙̞͈̻̺̖͟r̛̫̯̝̜m͕̣̩̖̫͟, and coats it in Black Gel. The coated i͎͖͘t͔͓͕ə̠̺̪̠͠ͅm͘ is then thrown at Earth 2. Lines link the crystal shards, and form a box around Earth 2, protecting it.
The Army: 2/20
The Puppet Commander: 2/25
Your Pal: 1/50
Ultracondensed Bedrock^2 Wall Infinity Sided Dice (UNUSABLE)
Demonic Matrix
Lucky Tea
Demon Blood Shard
Raspberry Pi
Empty Taglocks
Richard Taglock
Popcorn
Bane of Lapis
Ender Matrix
Journal #-1
Black Hole in a Jar
Tome of Knowledge Unwritten
18 Bedrock^2 Ingots
Ultra Mega Uber Super Grand Hyper Terrific Dynamic Epic ????? Attack: ================================================== 13/50 (+2 from Twin)
name not found : ================================================== 5/50
+1 to Twin/Scribe
+1 to Cobalt
+1 to Talist
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Gravity Magnagun:
Health: 40,000/40,000
Description: A gravity gun the size of a pyramid resting on a stand large enough to hold it. The gun seems to be releasing a purplish light. The whole thing seems to be immobile.
Purpose: Pull any attacks(entity or projectile, it doesn't matter) directed to Earth 2.0 and into itself, taking the damage. In other words, it's not a barrier but effect-wise, it acts like one.
Special: (If too not op) 10% chance of pushing attack away instead of pulling it. In other words, 10% chance to negate an attack.
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Kusarigama x 2 && Handheld Dark Energy Generator = Noctem Dreadmill 7/??
Arm Gravitizer
Level 6'
Basically a gravity gun made to be attached to an arm. It works like how a Gravity Gun(or for this matter, a supercharged one) would work, except with some added functions.
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Using some water magix, I surround the entirety of Earth 2.0 with a lake barrier made of fresh water. Deciding that this barrier seems boring, I rushed to a random nearby house that has a complete computer set and wifi and is definitely not materialized into existence by me. I then created a salt-collecting machine, opened the computer and went on some online games, planning on collecting some player salt. And what better way to collect salt than putting some 1337 HAX on.
After about 2 days of going online and hacking and mostly being banned, I have found out that this wasn't enough, so I then studied all that is needed to make a mobile game, one that is as infuriating as Flappy Bird to be exact. After learning everything I need to know, I went ahead and created a game where the players are required to simply beat a boss. The catch is that the boss is just plainly unbeatable, and nothing on the game states that explicitly. There's no high score system or anything like that either. Just, plain fighting. And losing too.
Once I got enough salt, I then launch the salt collector into the barrier using a rocket, turning the lake barrier into an ocean....barrier.
"I'd like the /\cras Tuner, the Concentrated /\varitine, and the Magetear Droplet. I'll take up the mark for that."
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Sukard flies up and plays TheFatRat - Infinite Power on a keytar he just hammerspaced out of nowhere.
The musical energies surround Earth 2.0, materializing as a pair of speakers. The remains of every other shield fly into the speakers, reinforcing them. Solar flares pop out of the speakers.
SPEAKERS OF HYPERION SUMMONED.
[AZ] Speakers of Hyperion: ???/??? HP
Solar Flare Shield (Passive): Entities that attack the Speakers of Hyperion get the Burned debuff and take slight recoil damage.
--Boosts--
+1 Pricey
+1 TMB50
+1 Piono
--Inventory--
Ircucvci (Level 10)
Aequo Animo (Level 10)
Diversity (Level 10)
Face Exploder^3 (Level 5)
--Charges--
Not a Won Run Yet [???]: 16/50 (+1 Pricey, +1 Hezetor)
Into The Shard (for realz) [LEVELING SYSTEM/VULRENABILITY]: 5/50
Fallen Booster [AZ]: 4/50
--Alchemies--
Bone Pickaxe && Chlorophyte Pickaxe && Molten Pickaxe && Nightmare Pickaxe && Pickaxe Axe && Broken Hero Sword = Terra Shatterer (5/7) (Level 11)
Botania FTW!
Spell Tome || Zork 1 && Zork 2 && Zork 3 = Grue-moire (3/5) (Level 8)
It is pitch dark. Original name: Grimoire for Summoning Those Who You Are Likely To Get Eaten By.
(Diamond Armor && Frost Cores && Lava Buckets = Obsidian Armor) && Luminite Ingot && Sorcerer Emblem && Lesser Reality Titan Essence && Lesser Meta Titan Essence && Lesser Space Titan Essence && Lesser Time Titan Essence = Prototype Reality Breaker Armor (1/?) (Level ?)
It's made of lesser titan essences, so it's balanced. Thorium Mod refrance.
Pearlwood Staff && (Faceless Bloodline && Druid Bloodline) = Infinite Power (0/?) (Level ?) this is what one of the refrances is
(Laser Pistol && Bootleg Machine) && Essence of Coolness && Picture of Dippy Fresh = Caps On, Hats Off (0/?) (Level ?)
Fires beams of coolness that turn anything they hit into a cooler equivalent of the target. Basically the Dippy Fresh ray. "bossfight is guude" - TwinBuilder, on Discord
Family Heirloom Necklace && Essence of Problem Sleuth Weapon Transformations || Fear No Anvil && Pop-a-matic Vrillyhoo Hammer && Thor's Hammer (Ranged) && Thor's Hammer (Melee) && Thor's Hammer (Magic) && Telescopic Sassacrusher && Wrinklegorillaer = Dormant Hammer (0/?) (Level ?)
A necklace with a blue gem that can transform into a powerful hammer, and vice versa. Doesn't seem to be at full power. Yes, the color is necessary. Refrance to the Thorium Mod.
Alchemies
Superbia Warded Jar && Rune of Pride && SCP-1133-4 && 4x Magic Mirror = Four Mirrors of Lucifer (7/7)
Four Mirrors of Lucifer: A set of four mirrors imbued with the essence of the sin of Pride. A tale of a corrupt queen and her loyal servant replays faintly through one of them.
Luminite && Empty Interlocking Cubic Module = Cubic Light Module Mk. II (4/5)
Ira Warded Jar && Rune of Wrath && SCP-1133-2 && Iron Key = Grimm's End (Lv. 12 probably 1/7)
Energy Collector Mk3 > Fine = Energy Collector Mk4 (Lv. ??? 1/?)
Charges
Project M12-The Typographer (44/50)
Project M14-The Speedcuber (12/50)
Project M15-%appdata% (27/30) (+1 from Twin, +2 from Krill13)
+3 to TwinBuilder
Modules
- -
: Generating light level 40.
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: 0/40,000 EMC. Receiving light level 40. Generating 10,000 EMC per post and transferring 5,000 EMC into
, 5,000 EMC into
.
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: 136,000/409,600,000 EMC. Receiving 5,000 EMC per post from
. Transferring no EMC.
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: Condensing nothing. 124,965/1,000,000 EMC. Receiving 5,000 EMC per post from
.
- -
: Contains 101 Arrows of the Primal and 1 Tracking Rocket Chainsaw. Receiving items from
.
- -
: Receiving sunlight. Generating 81,920 EU per post. Transferring 81,920 EU per post to
.
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: 2,125,656/320,000,000 EU. Receiving 81,920 EU per post from
. Transferring 106 EU per post to
.
- -
: Receiving 106 EU per post as power supply from
.
- -
: Being powered and operated by
.
Action
It's time to module it up.
I check on the modules I've made. It seems over the time I haven't been monitoring them, they've built up quite some EMC and EU. I condense some of the EMC to two Tracking Rocket Chainsaws, transfer 51 Arrows of the Primal back into the Energy Condenser, and make a few Blazing Pyrotheum Florbs with it.
- -
: Generating light level 40.
- -
: 0/40,000 EMC. Receiving light level 40. Generating 10,000 EMC per post and transferring 5,000 EMC into
, 5,000 EMC into
.
- -
: 136,000/409,600,000 EMC. Receiving 5,000 EMC per post from
. Transferring no EMC.
- -
: Condensing nothing. 14,961/1,000,000 EMC. Receiving 5,000 EMC per post from
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I grab the chunk of modules, face the dispenser module away from me, and fire all its contents like a really awkward Heavy. 50 arrows, 3 chainsaws and 2 spheres fly out of the dispenser module at Atro.
I summon a Walking Turret, which is just a turret with legs that don't work to well, and a Fancy Baby Velociraptor, which is adorable.
Walking Turret
HP : ???/??? (Tazz chooses)
Attacks : Shoots a volley of bullets at a designated entity, if none is chosen a random entity.
My Fancy Baby Velociraptor, which I have just now decided to name Blu, will have him make a sacrifice for my own personal wants, and send him out to distract the Sandfall Ampersand for a turn with it's cuteness and dapperness.
While my entities are doing their thing, I rush towards Ultra Greed wielding a chainsaw and a compsognathus. I throw my chainsaw to the side and chuck the compsognathus at Ultra Greed and proceed to engage in combat, but not before I rush towards the nearest street and somehow manage to convince Ultra Greed to get up onto a truck. While he's on the truck I proceed to get into the front and kick out the out the driver, and start driving of course. Now Ultra Greed has no choice but to hold onto the truck, while I start trying to find the nearest bridge. While I'm trying to find the way, I hand him the map since I can't read a map and drive, and tell him that we're looking for then nearest bridge, for that's where our destination is, which he directs me to it. As we're driving to get through the bridge, we stop for a truckstop diner for short while to get some food and some much needed rest before we're back on the road again. Being about two hours from the bridge I decide to turn the radio on too keep our spirits up and make sure I don't fall asleep. Almost at the bridge now, I remind Ultra Greed to stay awake during the car ride. We pass through the bridge, and through a tunnel, which leads us to our destination, which is the battlefield! Now wasting Ultra Greed's time and him being tired, I grab the compsognathus from the beginning and proceed to use it to tie Ultra Greed to the driver's street and I put a brick onto the gas pedal. I hop out of the truck and see him on his way, which somehow also eventually leads back to the battlefield, but it first has to go through 1902 speed bumps, a mountain with a steep drop, a desert with cactus' that can somehow break through windshields and an ocean.
Walking Turret summoned! I wholly recommend you do NOT waste the Fancy Baby Velociraptor on Ampersand: His omniscient and literally all-seeing mind means he's seen all of this before and won't get distracted!
10,000 damage to Ultra Greed! He now only takes 1/4th of damage and acts twice!
((super earth orb thingy)) AND zero point magic generator = Stoneheart 4/11
Vi Naturae AND energy condenser 1/8
Superosque AND energy condenser 2/8
20/20 for a space station
20/50 for an open deal?
48/50 for Initiation
+3 to crystal
I continue funneling enormous amounts of steam upwards, thanks to the mixture that currently makes up everything in The King, a large number of rocks get thrown up, making it even harder to see where you're attacking in the massive cloud around Earth.
...
I hope the new denizens won't mind Earth having a ring around it after this, because it probably will.
"Hmm... That's new, feelings."
Super teleports to Chara's body takes it and teleports away, they then proceed to dig a grave lay the body inside of it bury it, and create a tombstone with the inscription: Here Lies Chara and Frisk Dreemurr, Children Forced to be Demons.
He then creates a magic barrier to protect the grave from wear and those who would desecrate it.
Super then charges an energy blast and fires it randomly Focused
The SOUL Thief 13/50
The Interface: ================================================== 48/50 [ATTACK] (+1 from Pricey, +1 from Krill, +3 from Cobalt)
The Campfire: ================================================== 31/50
I +2 Cobalt and +1 Krill.
ENTITY ORDERS UNKNOWN
The Scribe walks to a secluded corner in the woods, sitting down and taking out some miscellaneous objects. "I got a tip from a being floating through the ether. Apparently, there's a way I can strike a deal with some mystical being, like the ones I encountered during my time in Grayhold. Let's see what I can see..." The Scribe takes out a metal jar and unscrews it, walking in a medium-sized circle and spraying ashes onto the ground. He then reaches into his coat and pulls out a scroll that periodically phases out of reality, with no set form. The words on it are forever changing.
"A scroll of congealed thought in the middle of the ashes of crows arranged in a circle. Now all I need is something with which I can light a fire." The Scribe takes out a pale lighter and starts it. A cool flame that blends in with its surroundings waves into existence. The Scribe lights the scroll and tosses it to the ground, the burning scroll completely phasing into existence as it cracks and splinters away.
The Scribe looks up to the sky, expecting the worst.
The concentrated thought's shards scatter on the ground, burning with pale flame. A curious breeze picks up, the leaves of the trees about you rustling noisily.
The sun sails through the sky, bleeding forth a calm evening blood on the edge of perception that is the horizon. A sheep sluggishly patters over to you, turning to stare into your eyes. The oculars under its possession are not the definition of normal, to say the least. A collapsed, foggy pupil, filled with an understanding of something you feel you have yet to comprehend. The sheep speaks softly.
The number five thousand eighty-two is suddenly carved upon the bark of the nearest tree, drawing your attention momentarily. When you look back to the sheep, it is dead, twitching carcass foaming from the mouth. The sky fades into pitch darkness. The circle of crow ash then glows violet, and a line is burned through the earth at its edge, most of the scenery fading away to reveal a scene of abyssal darkness, rituals, and amethyst flame. Nearby, a figure is leaning on the trunk of one of the dozens of trees that escaped the fate of their brethren in the depths below.
They rise.
Stepping over to you calmly, the entity raises an eyebrow. You notice exactly two things. One, there appears to be hastily-smeared blood beneath the entity's nostrils, and two, the color of their irises seems to match something you saw some time ago. Notes, or a letter, perhaps. The figure speaks.
Ah, yes. Vega arrives. Enjoy the voyage?
The figure's right arm, which appears to be composed wholly of some sort of roiling fluid shining with the image of the cosmos, flashes past ten symbols, no, nine, the face of the sheep from earlier, a leaking pen, a burning hazel rod in the center of a rapidly-expanding inky abyss of infinity, and what appears to be a shadowy figure copying down as many pages from a tome as they can, in some monochrome realm of the damned.
I did not quite believe I would ever meet you. Your information on covenite, the Dreiton, and the Drake proved enlightening enough, and for that I must thank you. Hah. Now, what do you desire?
I'm not exactly sure if you've gotten to that point yet, but yeah. What now? Clearly not attacking. An unknown attack is one that never existed in my books.
Commands:
N/A Action:
ACTION FOCUSED CHECKBOX: [ X ]
...
...
Code:
//OOC: This is an action mixed with some RP. The RP is mainly to kinda justify why I'm writing sudo-Java code.
import android.net.Uri;
import android.view.View;
import android.content.Intent;
import java.util.ArrayList;
import android.widget.TextView;
import dtg.terminal.Battlefield;
import dtg.terminal.Barrier;
import dtg.terminal.OpScale;
import dtg.terminal.Entity;
import java.lang.Thread;
import java.io.*;
String message = "Aetheria is nice. ";
message += "It\'s quiet for all these days. Even when that \"Red\" spoke."
message += "I could not pay attention to it enough. Mikoto focused on it. ";
message += "Even without that, I think I have an idea of what will happen. \n\n";
if(post.contains("[p]"))
{
post.replace("[p]", " ");
post.replace("[/p]", " ");
}
message += "We will go back to the battlefield. Maybe I can help with... something. ";
message += "Mikoto doesn\'t say anything, but I know he doesn\'t like when I do something like this. ";
message += "I don\'t want to worry him, but I can hid for a moment. \n\n ";
int assistsRecieved = 0;
TextView getName = (TextView) findViewById(R.id.username);
String name = getName.getText
for (String x : oldposts)
{
if (x.contains("+1 to " + name)) assistsRecieved++;
else if (x.contains("+2 to " + name)) assistsRecieved += 2;
else if (x.contains("+3 to " + name)) assistsRecieved += 3;
}
int[] temp = post.split("Got +17")
post = temp[0] + "Got +" + assistsRecieved + temp[1];
message += "This feels easier than normal actually. ";
message += "Maybe all that\'s happening makes working with the world... easier.\n\n ";
Intent newDest = new Intent(Intent.ACTION_VIEW);
newDest.setData(Uri.parse("http://forums.terraria.org/index.php?threads/destroy-the-godmodder-0rigins.47834/"));
//startActivity(newDest);
message += "No... not yet. I don\'t want to yet leave. ";
message += "I can do something here... ";
message += "I can help...\n\n ";
Context refuge = createPackageContext("package dtg.aetheria.void;", this.CONTEXT_IGNORE_SECURITY);
refuge.moveDatabaseFrom(this, "Talist-character-Gail.db");
message += "Now I\'m safe. I can stay here for just a moment, where its easier to work. ";
message += "I can help... finally.\n\n ";
startActivity(newDest);
Arraylist currentEntities<Entity> = Battlefield.getEntityList();
int idOfEarth = currentEntities.indexOf(new Entity("Earth 2.0"));
Entity earth = currentEntities.get(id);
message += "Earth must be kept safe. Its what the Veteran would wanted. ";
OpScale statCheck = getOpScale();
int HP = statCheck.getHpForAction(OpScale.ACTION_FOCUSED);
earth.applyBarrier(new Barrier(HP));
message += "There we go. Now, I need to hurry and follow Mikoto. ";
Gail was about to put in the code to swap herself from the Refuge context over to the main one to follow Mikoto, but paused before entering a few more lines in her tablet thing of plot. ... This was sort of a thing I wanted to do with Gail, but I decided to just pump it up to 11.
TL;DR: My own justification for swapping forums, and I apply a shield to Earth using Java code that probably has errors in it.
Alchemy and charges:
(The Origuni (from Enter the Gungeon) || grey ink) || ((Paper with Proof for the Intermediate Value Theorem && Paper with Proof for the Mean Value Theorem && Paper with Proof for L'Hôpital's Rule) && (Barometer && Stopwatch && Anemometer (measures wind speed && Hand Fan)) = Limit Found 3/16
PowerMace && Stormforged Axe && Charged Hammer && Dr.Balanced's Boombot = The BoomHammer 8/13
Got +5. +1 to Pricey, +1 to Toast, +1 to Krill13
Something: 3/50
Project Sun: 46/50 Initiate the thingy! Might.
Project Moon: 38/50 More mind melting than Cthulhu. Hopefully anyway. Mind.
30,000 HP Java Shield added! You can't help but wonder why it's not the Veteran on there, instead of Talist (in that "Talist-character-Gail" thing). If I recall he's an apprentice to the Veteran right now...Why him, and not the Vet himself? Might be worth exploring.
Current Saga: The Person who blew up Earth (which started in Page 161 when UserZero blew up the Earth)
Current Arc: The Rebuilding of Earth (SAGA FINALE)
Status:
[AZ] Pricey12345: 14/20 HP. (Estimated 56,000 HP remaining from Player HP) (Thats my Vulnerability status.)
Echeladder-style Level 1: XP 133,000/200,000 (+4,000 for dealing a finishing blow on Walker (not including Damage Reduction), 10,000 damage to Atro and 12,000 damage to Eze totalling 26,000 damage)
ACTION FOCUSED CHECKBOX: [ X ]
This Action is Focused
Before Action/RP-styled part: I remember that an mysterious warrior and the mighty pink furred dragon (They are Alternative Universe B versions of them but My own game has Modern/Alternative versions of themselves) was two of the many descendants of the guardians (Roughly 25 of these guardians now, 10 of them are Deceased/Dead, 8 of those are Corrupted (We cant find them yet) and only 7 good ones left (We still cant find them yet) to seal Omega Flowey long time ago.
???: Wait, I remember that ages ago while i was escaping from a plant god demon while i was a little pink whelp also, I had one of the worst experiences ever due to that...
*bweed doopy doop*
??? What's that? I have to look at my PDA.
She then opens up the PDA Pesterchum Alpha edition (Post-0rigins have PDA Pesterchum Ver 1.0).
--UnlimitedCutter [UC] began pestering UltimateCuteness [UC] at XX:40 -- UnlimitedCutter: Hello there my friend, have you speaken to the mortals yet? UltimateCuteness: Yes I did, I have to speak to my favorite mortal that I seen him doing something UnlimitedCutter: OK UltimateCuteness: I know this is serious, I dont like to see this world getting smashed in the hands of Uzi and the remaining heroes of Brave Frontier... UnlimitedCutter: Well... catch me later in this land.
-- UnlimitedCutter [UC] ceased pestering UltimateCuteness [UC] at XX:12 --
???: Oh dont forget, you know what I am, my name is Tailclaw Whitefluff. *waves at you* and nice to know you, cya~
She flies off in a really quick speed that I cannot see her even I move at the speed of 5 sounds
That was a really powerful dragon I see in this place...
Action: I fly up to Earth 2.0 I generate some crystals which are small on my hands however I make these grow larger which is a size of 5 men, now 25 men then I place the crystals in a orbit of Earth 2.0 (You know it is often known as The Second Earth or Earth II) however the crystals that are not orbiting are now being collided with the other crystals and rocks creating a Stone Crystal Orb but however, I have to put on the Electro+ Lightning Rods around the Stone Crystal Orb then I put white paint on the orb and even split this in 4 making 4 of these orbs and I chuck them around the Second Earth and I pour the vials of Speed and Dodge on all 4 mini white stone crystal electro orbs to make them faster to orbit because these are slow as hell and I love to see them floating around Earth like a passion.
Mini White Stone Crystal Electro Orbs:
HP: You Decide (x4)
What it does: is These starts by floating slowly and have a little fail rate for trying to hit those and however, if one of the 4 MWSCEOs gets destroyed, these gets faster and increases dodge rate for trying to hit those and are resistant to Lightning attacks (Stupid Magress and Eze...)
An Entity Summon 25/50 +1 from Cyan
[THE RESERVED CHARGE WILL BE GOING TO BE UNLOCKED WHEN TALIST KNOWS WHAT WE ARE DOING]
ChurgeAtk #1 8/50
Alchemy Creation:
Critmist Recipe components OOO Same Bottle that used to make the Potion of Critmist = Potion of Critmist 2/3
Nectar OOO Critical Potion = Potion of Dire Nectar 2/5
Joke Alchemy: Nope
Project Telekinetic Line: Not started yet,
Storm Weapon Line: Not started yet,
REKT Cannon Line: Items in the First Alchemy Tree: Red Dead Retribution, ??? (Any Level), ??? (Any Level), ??? (Only Level 10 and Above Alchemy) If all the weapons I made for the first Alchemy Tree, I had to combine all these to make the part of the Extremely Powerful Alchemy
10 0rigin Hero Core Alchemy Line: Not started yet, but 2 of the essences collected for both Mid-Level Alchemies
Allies Action:
We will bereturn...
+1 to Thartler, +1 to Cyan, +1 to Talist.
Charge Bank: +8 from Toast +7 from Hezetor +5 from Talist = 20 Charge Points in total
Weapons:
Angelic Blessing [Power Rank V] Heals the target for very large healing
Best of Times, Worst of Times (Also known as BoT,WoT) [Power Rank X] Can be used for Damage or Healing and have forms of it's Weapons Current Form: Blaster Form. Current Time: Bad Times. After Attack Charges III (Used after 1 uses)
Tao's Edge/Twilight's [Power Rank VII] Deals Light/Dark (Based on Forms) Damage to the Foes however, You can switch Weapon forms for Different Elements Current Form Dark
Red Dead Retribution [Power Rank VII] Ranged Weapon and part of the REKT Cannon Alchemy Tree
Like a Boss [Power Rank X] Melee/Ranged Weapon Sadly it don't have the Damage up Buff against Bosses because of Balance
Madhouse [Power Rank X] Melee without charging and Ranged with Charge (Use the Imagination to fire something mostly Higgs bosons)
Black (MIDI) Flag [Power Rank X] Ranged weapon that shoots many notes at the target.
Broken Twist (One of the 10 Gatekeeper Alchemies i can make but it is undercharged) [Power Rank XV]
Blood Diamond Armor [Power Rank VIII]
Potions:
Potion of Critmist: x2 (Used on the Target for Instant Crits) (I am saving these until another Big Boss/Gatekeeper appeared.)
Potion of Dire Nectar: x1 (Used on the Target for Healing + Instant Crits)
Materials:
Broken Temmie Crown (h0I!)
Sp00pinat0r's Sp00py Slasher [P0wer Rank VII] 0ne 0f the 10 items 0f the 0rigin Her0es and is the bane 0f n0n sp00p fans
Heal Orb x4 (Used for Good Tier Alchemies but these are pretty rare indeed (Lunai orders me to use one of the Heal Orbs to create her signature plush (Magical Lunai Plush)))
Essence of the Heal Moon Dragoness/Lunai's Essence (Used for Magical Lunai Plush (Also Level 15+ but high healing and part of the 0rigin Heroes Alchemy Tree.))
Year X016 (This is the Modern Variant which is one of my homelands) Modern Tailclaw: Is this forums still OK?
Moments later,
TCF Admin We are sorry then our majesty, This will set this forum on hold for another hour
Modern Tailclaw: OH NO! NOT AGA-
Forums got shutdown again
Modern Tailclaw: Nooooooo!!
She sits on the floor weeping for a while... also this is our reaction to the Forum Shutdowns
The Electro-Crystals (as I shall refer to them as) have 10,000 HP each to make up for the fact that if a single barrier has a dodge chance it means it's a chance of failing and having the earth be hit instead!
Flying Mega-Propaganda Loudspeaker: 3/50
Crawling Cabbage Monster: 3/50
Crawler Of Crawl: 3/50
New Alchemies:
SMG && Blade Edge && "Shadow The Hedgehog" disc box && Liquid Shadow= Edge Gun (2/20) (Only if it doesn't have to be reset. If it does, it's 0/20)
I proceed to play this:
in order to increase the Edginess Meter (In about 8 turns, you'll understand why), and in order to cut down the PGs with the sheer edge (So this is a group-hitting attack).
Now that I think about it, just before the switch I completed the module of Total Manipulation, wow I can manipulate all that exist, or something, anyway it is installed on the Throne of the Skies.
Plus I activate TheLocket on the Star-Charged Metallic Meteor, for this turn Earth will take no damage.
While I'm here Hezetor will bodyblock/protect the knife cluster, if needed for this turn his evasiveness is dropped to the purpose of protection.
Ritual
After some previous (off-screen) negotiations, the deal is a functional and readable copy of CELPH-H-IXIS, the key to the hidden Grayholdian library and some mage tear.
Hezetor takes off his hammerspace a little metal box with little decorations of gold, after de-activating a few layers of magical and technological protections he takes e little malachite stone from the variety of stones here, those capable of seeing inside the stone with the right eyes will see an almost cracked and twisted soul.
Hezetor: My phylactery, as you can see it is perfectly stored and secured, I don't have anything to fear, here, do what you must.
I slowly start to configure a summoning sphere in the air using solidified mana to summon the incredible power that is the Fist of the First of War Ghitrales.
While he slowly moves his fingers to create and incredibly complex sphere of roughly three metres of diameter, and unexpected variation in the density of the mana makes the whole circuit fail in the moment of activation, the strong and powerful enchantement that was supposed to summon and ancient god instead takes Atro and makes him spinning, it starts spinning, pretty slowly actually. Why this? What was wrong this time?
After spinning twice in an extremely slow and stupid way Atro stops.
After three full seconds where Hezetor and Atro watch each other waiting for something to happen awkwardly Atro re-starts to spin, this time a faster, he does four spins on itself and stops.
After one second and half of stop before Atro could start any countermeasure he is spinning again he does eight spins on itself at pretty hight speed.
Again he suddenly stops for zero point seventy five seconds just to restart again to spin sixteen times, all in less than a second and again stops for three hundred seventy five milliseconds just to restart again while part of his flesh starts to leave his body and again spins sixty-four times while one of his eyes flies out of his orb this time while he stops some of his internal organs are partially pulled out, then restarts this time doing hundred twenty rotations in a few microseconds, and again it stops and spins again, and again it stops and spins, now the colour of his flesh has completely changed, and again it stops and spins, now is going so fast that seems to rotate in the opposite direction he was spinning a while ago, and then again it spins and stops, now it has made four thousand and ninety-six rotations in less than a nanosecond, his body has taken fire, then it stops and spins again, now the entirely of his body has disappeared in a flash of light exploding at incredibly high speed, all that remains are his varies internal organ shattered across the battlefield.
The knife cluster will attack Atro.
.. 50/50
42/50
1/50
+1 Talist, + 1 Pricey and +1 Toast.
Charge bank: +5 (tazz) +7 (Toast, Talist, Pricey)
Module && Zweihander && Chaos Flame Ember &&
Soul of a Great Hero = Module of the Titan Patriarch (Level 12: 8/13)
Module && scroll with written over the spell "Major
regeneration" && scroll with written over the spell "Greater
restoration" = Restoration Module (Level 10: 6/11)
New: Module || ( Alchemiter && Core of Matter) = Module of Duplication 2/?
24,000 damage to Atro! You use the Locket on the Star-charged Metallic Meteor, making it (and by extension Earth) exempt from harm, unless someone pulls out piercing. (though even then the barrier will remain invincible).
You are granted your three items by everyone's favorite being of pure knowledge. The Dæmon promptly turns to your phylactery, a calm and unconcerned expression adorning his face.
Say "[ i]ИОКОТХИФКИЛД УЦОСК[ /i]" if this causes any deal of pain, I implore you. Hah.
The stellar extremity of the sorcerer before you proceeds to encapsulate your phylactery in a bubble of the stuff, writhing and pulsating, as if attempting to break free.
An oppressive heat casts itself across the cool featureless plane of existence, the sign of Capella burning on the surface of the magetear limb. You feel as if your very essence has just been taken to by a meat cleaver of some description. You collapse to the ground almost mechanically, unable to even speak a word. The orb of æchor drives itself away, and your phylactery drops to the ground before you, emanating a faint violet light.
This is a glitchy abomination in the code of the EOTB itself; its health is measured in units of 1024 instead of 1000, and its minor units are 256 instead of 250. It is Neutral. \"♦\", HP., and gg2 are identical and deal damage to a single entity, dealing a fixed 1/8 of the entity's health or 25,600, whichever is smaller, plus data integrity damage. $null, 127-charge, causes the glitch abomination to kill every entity - including bosses and excluding players and godmodders - on the field. It cannot be assisted, not even by godmodders, and will probably never fire. Burned is a status effect identical in appearance to regular burn; however, this version of burn is glitched and will instead heal the glitch by 4,096 HP each turn, unless it has taken more than half its remaining health in a single blow in which case Burned will be removed immediately and a flat 16,384 health heal will be granted once. Any attacker that successfully hits the glitched abomination will gain the glitched version of Burned, but will also lose 6% data integrity per turn for 3 turns. Glitch burn is incurable. Any attack lowering the glitched abomination's integrity will heal it instead.
???-<font face='symbol'>D</font>: mmmMR & Atro
I decide to watch some TV. "Alpha Base has begun production on robots with pre-installed free wi-"
"-we wish you a merry mucus and a happy new-"
"-new vacuum that is strong enough to eat the large-"
"-game over-"
"-funfunfunfunfunfun"
I then switch off the TV. The foreshadowing from the TV programs looms over the battlefield. As in, it's literally a giant loom. It falls on UserZero and then flies off to a conveniently located bottomless pit.
I open up the Imperial Guardsman's Uplifting Primer and proceed to recite one of those rousing speeches in the pink section. This call to arms buffs the morale of one of my Anti-Zero allied entities! They will deal more damage on their next attack.
Über (Super Prototype Medigun): 2/9 [IIIIIIIII] Sanity: 13/100
Big Book && Storywriter's Pen && Scrolls of Knowledge && Forgotten Tome && Adventure's Journal && Collection of Myths =9/9 The Book of All Adventure (Level 8: FINISH
(Torch && (Magetear Droplet && Concentrated Avaritine)) && Amethyst Flame = 3/8 The Refiner's Fire [15]
Magic 8 Ball && (Magetear && Amethyst Flame) || Eye = =1/? ???
I proceed to propose yet another trade to Erelye.
The Book of all Adventure, for ЫИ
I grab a Gatling bazooka, load it up with Anti-Ship Gatling Hyper Heavy Assault Sluggers, and promptly fire it at the Avenger. The Anti-Ship Gatling Hyper Heavy Assault Sluggers unload their clips into the avenger, the lightspeed-fast shots rapidly tearing deep into it's hull.
Meanwhile, inside the ship, the slugs bounce around with the same insane speed, smashing everything. Then, a dog guardian teleports aboard, and convinces the entire crew that they are in fact players of the hit-indie game, Nuclear Throne. They realize that the dog in front of them is the cause of their dog-related PTSD due to trillions of ended runs by dogs. This causes them to go berserk, somehow, and they all beat each other to death with statues of the thinker, all of which double as clocks.
===== to be crafted
The Hero's Sword && Villains Edge = Storylines Edge lv. 25
The Hero's sword && Undyne's Spear && Determination = Undying Lv. 2
====== semi-useful junk. ======= ITEMS IN NEED OF DESCRIPTION: TRUE HEROS SWORD (Hero's sword && master sword), UNH0IING (The Hero's Sword && Detemmieation)
The Saints row [7]
Gemblade [8?]
Life-Drain spellbook [5]
Gravity Gauntlet [7]
Brutal Boss Buster Breaker Basher or BBBBB lvl 8
bATTLEFURYS tEMMIE aRMOR?!!?!?111 11/11 lvl 10 Passive: 1+ armor
Falls [9] >fine of the Gravity Gauntlet
Wright [7]
Gambler's Gredideir [5] Special: Rolls a dice to determine the number of rockets fierd
The Hero's Sword [10][/p]
The True Hero's Sword (Level 15: 16/16).
Unh0iing[/p]
Concentrated Avaritine: A bizarre burning golden fluid composed primarily of pure greed essence, and molten gold. The fluid, when vaporized, emits ancient refiner's fumes, which elevate the value of anything they touch, transmuting it into a higher state of being. Level 9.
Augustan Seed: A round, knotted ball of a particular type of ancient hazel wood. Cracks are dotted along the surface, emitting an unearthly amethyst light. The seed is unusually warm to the touch. Level 20 as well.
Amethyst Flame: A swirl of ever-morphing flame that takes on the hue of infinite shades of violet. The stuff radiates an immensely potent aura, that of knowledge incarnate. They occasionally flicker with an inky darkness. Level 10.
Magetear Droplet: A compressed drop of pure magetear, composed of a full bucket's worth. The formless substance glows with a cosmic background, peering into the stellar realm beyond the mortal world. Level 15.
Charges
7/50
20/20 rip topaz 1+ engie
15/50 The Campfire
2+ to Engie
1+ to consumer
[p]Charge Pool: The Dog will use one 1+ from each plus, and use it to charge an ability. The rest will be given to random players, or converted into extra dog-only Stock[/p]
Stock: Starts with 1. Start[/p]
Machine part: Starts with 1.[/p]
Bullets/bombs: Starts with 0.[/p]
All immunitys are temp. or can be surpassed with a strong enough debuff.[/p]
Fast Clock. Immunity to slowing or time-based. effects granted to target. Requires a "stock"
Regeneration Potion. Give target regen. 1 stock.[/p]
Poison Potion. Poison Target. 1 stock. Will only use if told via costumer.
Dispenser: 2 machine parts. Provides healing, and provides 1+s to one entitys charge.
Level Two: 4 parts. Heal two targets, and 2+ one entity, or 1+ two.
Level three: 6 parts. Provides minicrits, in addition to 3 healing targets, and 3+/1+x3
Antidote. Grants basic damage over time resist. Including such things as burning, oddly. Alternately, remove one stack of a strong enough debuff. Needs one stock. Does not cure mark of dog.[/p]
Minisentry: 1 Machine Part, attach a 5000 HP minisentry to the target. Minisentrys die with the target, and attack with 25% of the target's attack.[/p]
Sentry: 2 machine parts, 10000 HP, attachs to target. Same as mini sentry, except with 30% of targets attack.[/p]
[p]Level Two Sentry: 4 Mach. parts. Attachs to target. Same as above, except 20000 HP and 35% of targets attack.[/p]
[p]This will be expanded later.[/p]
Finished Alchemies
Deus Noctem && Life Shaver II Machine Gun = Deterio Inclina 16/16 Done.
Broken EA-32 && Machine Gun = SF-44 6/6 Done.
WIP Alchemies
Dagger && The Elder Scrolls II: Daggerfall && (Rain Cloud II Dagger) = Daggerfall 4/8
Hydra Mask || Broadsword = Hydra Blade 1/??? (totally not trying to anger Zetta here)
Double Edged Dog Ingot Spear && Titanidog Axe Blades && Wood Cover = Titanidog Battleax 1/???
Supports
+2 Cyan, +1 TT2000
Charges
Knight Time 34/50
It's Just a Game 14/50
A ton of Fishies on Earth 35/50
It starts raining dogs on top of Uzi. Every dog you can think of: Metal Dogs, Annoying Dogs, Golden Retrievers, Pugs, Laboradors, Poodles, Temmies, Glitch Dogs, Huskies, Spiked Dogs, you name it!
Oh yeah, and dog poop. Lots and lots of dog poop.
Uzi just pulls out the Umbrella, again. She then evaporates the Dogs into a fine Dog mist, which she then fans into a Portal to the elemental plane of Oblivion, where it is promptly obliterated from all existence.
I equip myself a Gauss Rifle from out of Hammerspace! This launches a slug using the power of magnets at nigh-subphotonic speeds, dealing incredibly high damage. I position myself so that the Gauss Rifle is positioned perfectly so that I may take a nigh-flawless shot. I take aim at Atro's center of mass, wait for every condition to be perfect... wind, noise, and movement... everything lines up well.
I hold my breath to steady my aim and fire my shot.
The Gauss slug tears through Atro, dealing damage through any sort of defense modifiers he might have. Well, it might not be as powerful as expected, but it sure better get the job done.
Über (Super Prototype Medigun): 2/9 [IIIIIIIII] Sanity: 11/100
You fail to pierce his special-granted defense modifiers! Fortutiously, you nevertheless hit for 2,500 damage to Atro. It appears that hitting him while those modifiers are up is basically useless without a piercing ability.
Flying Mega-Propaganda Loudspeaker: 4/50
Crawling Cabbage Monster: 4/50
Crawler Of Crawl: 4/50
New Alchemies:
SMG && Blade Edge && "Shadow The Hedgehog" disc box && Liquid Shadow= Edge Gun (3/20) (Only if it doesn't have to be reset. If it does, it's 1/20)
I decide that there is a pretty good course of action for this: Call for the launch of a bunch of nukes at the PZs (The power scale says nukes are comparatively weak now) and summon a lot of Meat Fillers, which are basically living punching bags that are only around to take damage for other entities.
Purple Flame Field =====5/5 (+1 from Twin/Scribe, +1 from Talist, +2 from the Big R)
In a sudden instant, my body is opaquely covered in purple energy, making my appearance into that of a Minecraftian consumed by a purple flame. This conglomeration of me and the energy then slowly floated up into the air, one leg straight, the other in a 30°angle forward and 90°backwards past the knee, and both arms extended to the sides with both palms being open and facing up. Slightly above my palms, purple flames started forming into existence, followed by thousands of them forming on the ground. Once all of the flames are finished, I then chuck the two flames in my hand towards Earth 2.0, with the rest of them rapidly following the first two. Upon nearing Earth 2.0, the flames then started revolving around it at high speed. Once that is done, I then stop being surrounded by purple energy and stopped levitating. Purple Flame Field summoned.
Rundown:
Name: Purple Flame Field
Health: ?????
Appearance: Thousands of purple flames orbiting around Earth 2.0.
Purpose: A simple barrier for Earth 2.0
+1 to Twin/Scribe
+2 to Talist
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Gravity Magnagun:
Health: 10,000/40,000
Description: A gravity gun the size of a pyramid resting on a stand large enough to hold it. The gun seems to be releasing a purplish light. The whole thing seems to be immobile.
Purpose: Pull any attacks(entity or projectile, it doesn't matter) directed to Earth 2.0 and into itself, taking the damage. In other words, it's not a barrier but effect-wise, it acts like one.
Special: (If too not op) 10% chance of pushing attack away instead of pulling it. In other words, 10% chance to negate an attack.
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Alchemies:
Kusarigama x 2 && Handheld Dark Energy Generator = Noctem Dreadmill 8/??
Arm Gravitizer
Level 6'
Basically a gravity gun made to be attached to an arm. It works like how a Gravity Gun(or for this matter, a supercharged one) would work, except with some added functions.
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Materializing a giant red yarn ball behind me, I flew towards Earth 2.0 and started circling around it, trying to create a more wider yet also hollow sphere by leaving a trail of red yarn behind me. Once I've finished making the sphere, I then surround the entire thing with googly eyes.
Krill13: And eye call this "Eye-ball"
Krill13: It's stupid you say?
Krill13: ....yeah I agree with you
~Charges~
That's Pretty Boss. 17/50 (+3 from a buncha people)
DOSH 10/25
Who gives a damn about paradoxes anyway? 34/50 (+6 from a buncha people)
~Alchemy~
(Void Shotgun || Light Sphere) && Magnifying Glass && Solar Flare = Antiflamer (Level 20 - 2/11)
Air Necklace && Liquid Perseverance && Regeneration Bead && Greater Potion of Regeneration = Second Wind (Level ? - 1/?)
1+ to Talist, Hezetor and Crystal
[I honestly am not going anywhere with ~Toast, and don't see anywhere that I can go with her. She's barely a character, really.]
~Toast vanishes, causing exactly three paradoxes. Since ~Toast had vanished, and there were no logical targets about, they instead targetted a less logical target: Sandfall &mpersand.
Toast unvanishes.
But when I say Toast, I really mean Eris.
But when I say Eris, I really mean a girl with long, jade hair, green eyes and wearing tan jeans with a similarly coloured t-shirt. Who is also called Eris.
"That's basically all you need to know about me. Except maybe the fact that I like burritos. But when I say I like burritos, I really mean I love burritos."
She pulls a burrito out of her jean pocket, and tosses it up to Earth. Said burrito ignores gravity entirely and keeps falling upwards, until it collides with one of the barriers. The burrito then opens up... Then continues opening up. It turns out that the burrito was actually made of a massive tortilla, but folded really tightly. The tortilla expands, and Surrounds earth 2.0. It then folds itself (less tightly than before), making a massive Earth burrito.
I opt to undo the 1d1M paradoxes for the 1d10K paradoxes instead. in any case you create exactly three paradoxes, as per your...Odd request. You get 5604, 8548, and 1604!
You are nearly stabbed in the foot by...Another Slightly Ornate Sword. Huh. This is followed by being nearly bisected by the-hey! That's the Divine Godblade! This is followed by actually being bisected by a hyper-sharpened meatloaf slice. You are dead and must spend the next turn respawning, but you get the Slightly Ornate Sword (Level 4) and the Divine Godblade (Level 20). The Slightly Ornate Sword is made of iron, and while I would give the other a description, YOU know what it is...Coincidnetally.
Because you died due to the paradoxes, the Burrito barrier is NOT added!
To also be productive this turn, I create a gigantic barricade of signs to protect the Earth. Not fancy signs mind you; just regular old wooden signs. Those fancy ones cost lots of money to make.
18/50 A Youkai that may get here by winter
12/50 Right Foot Let's Stomp! For Real this time!
7/50 The First of the Eight Non-robot masters
+25 saved
+3 Ire
Gurann Lagann Theme && Lens Of Truth: See the Invisible 2/5
Gurann Lagann Theme && Magic Armor: Do the Impossible 1/??
A set of armor that can stop any attack that should be able to pierce through it.
Muramasa II Masamune: Muramune 1/??
A sword that can cleave through all things as its wielder wishes.
Star reads the bookmarked page of the book, then tries to find the bookmarked symbol anywhere if the room. If it is not, Star then opens the door to the prison.
Focused action
Captain Falcon...begins to spam...taunts? He breaks off to Falcon Knee Eze, then crouches in place.
"Uzi? You...really don't understand the mistake you made, do you? Alright, how's this. How much did you benefit by telling the other godmodders and Notch that the AZs were doing this and you would stop it?
If you succeed in bringing down the Earth, you're going to show that, as far as an outside observer knows, you couldn't stop the attack. Congratulations. You may have people interfere in this...which I doubt you want, for the more people who dig around, the more likely it is that you shall fail to stop people from uncovering your secrets. If you fail, then what we've been telling Notch will come to pass, and your ground is going to get a lot less stable. Forgive me, but such an action seems foolish. To say nothing of how you failed to account for everything that could happen. While you were busy making actions whose upsides are miniscule compared to their downsides, Crystal told some important people what that rock is supposed to do, so if it comes to pass, you will not be able to portray it as your own idea without problems arising. Speaking of which, you now have two turns to deal over 500,000 damage. Well, one turn. You will understand shortly.
Finally, I feel the need to repeat what I said two turns ago. Whether people came here for one reason or another does not matter. What matters is what you have done. Let me just say that I do not take kindly to people controlling others, and view it as worse than death. You may try to take the moral high ground here, but any willing maker of a Class X Apocalypse, as it is viewed by the High Court of Tropes, or whatever they call themselves here, does not have a moral high ground to stand on with anyone."
Magress suddenly gets the urge to attack the Man.
Swinging his sword down on top of the Man's head, he is surprised to see it suddenly blocked by the Man's own sword, which had been in its sheath since the turn started. "I feel like using this weapon's power to some of its extent right now. LAEVATEINN!"
A song begins to play, as the legendary world-destroying sword blazes with searing fire.
(Being tracked by a starving beast)
The sword slips from the Man's hands, as he pinches Magress' blade with two fingers.
(Looking for it's daily feast)
As the Man steps on the sword's pommel, it flips up and the Man catches it with his right hand.
(A predator on the verge of death, close to it's last breath)
The Man yanks Magress' sword out of his hand, and throws it so that it sticks in the ground next to Magress.
(Getting close to it's last breath)
Magress reaches for the sword, as the Man lowers his sword.
(RULES OF NATURE)
The sword burns more intensely
And is swung up, unleashing a fiery wave that severs Magress' arm as he grabs the sword. As the arm falls to the ground, it disintegrates. "And they run when the sun comes up, with their lives on the line. Alive! For a while, no choice! Out here only the strong survive!"
You missed the part about UserZero saying that her attempt here was NOT to stop it at all (and quite frankly the force of effort applied means she's kind of physically unable to) but to 'mitigate damages' by aiming the world-shattering attack at you all specifically instead of everything else with her Godmodding power. Her stance on it was that it was DEFINITELY going to come crashing down (from her Point of view), and she was going to try to make sure it doesn't crash bad! With no-one around in a massive distance to concretely see the action, who could tell? No-one is willingly going into the warzone.
In any case, you read the book, and on the bookmarked page, there it is! Tabbu's symbol, that circle with a radial line going to the left! Simple, but unmistakeable!
...Except, apparently it was not his symbol. The symbol is apparently the mark of the Soul Mark Constrata, which is apparently capable of forcing a physical form to be confined in one's soul. Despite what might be implied, this is seriously crippling for whomever is on the recieving end and, for almost anyone, is basically equivalent to a fate worse than death. It goes on to explain that an anonymous user of this Soul Mark was the guy infamous for managing to imprison Tabbu-wielder of the infamous Soul Mark Olympia-in the first place, as WITH his full physical form he was practically impossible to beat (he may or may not have been a full-blown Terminae). Shoving him into Subspace was an additional measure after subduing his spiritual form. When he still managed to cause havoc even after being so indoctrinated to Subspace that he couldn't feasibly leave, this very cell was created and implanted with some of the greatest sealing spells ever created as an even greater additional measure.
You're not sure whether to be thankful or to just start sweating bullets at the idea of facing Tabbu again, though to your knowledge he hasn't been able to leave Subspace nor gather a force like before. You doubt the Narrative would be thickheaded enough to undo THAT, I mean, he's no Agent, but...
Flicking to the page on Soul Mark Olympia to confirm exactly what your archenemy is capable of, your fears only grow. Olympia's ability is to create constructs out of some odd variant of Oblivion energy, which doesn't sound terribly broken on-paper. Except, it's OBLIVION energies we're talking about here, and clever application can do near-anything. While not to the par of, say, the Lord of the elemental plane of Oblivion or such, the applications of Olympia itself seem to be ludicrously vast, and having the mark at all seems to immunize you to the very energy. As for its applications, they include the infamous Chains of Light, which can apparently obliterate the willpower of the afflicted (permanently if attached long enough; estimates give a month) and the Off-Waves, which are basically the most destructive form of energy in the universe. Of course, to even get to the level where you could use some of this stuff (much less in the manner Tabbu is infamous for), you'd have to graft a ton of ether to the soul-mark, and in order to do that, you'd have to kill souls with the Mark's ability.
Your hatred for Tabbu has increased by magnitues. And yet, very suspiciously, there is an additional paragraph, telling you a lot of stuff you already knew about Tabbu and his multiple reigns of terror...And labels him as the SECOND worst user of this ability. The following paragraphs have been covered in some kind of purple substance, obfuscating the text...That's suspicious. Color in Limbo, AT ALL, is a sign of something monstrously powerful.
In any case, any information you want from the Codex Mark Animam (as it was always called because I so totally didn't forget the name) is yours, or you could just flick to random pages. You have obtained (for everyone) the Codex Mark Animam.
Back to the battlefield, Captain Falcon will do as you say, while you deal all of nothing to Magress as his damage mitigation rolled 100% at that time! (Yes, a 75% reduction that occasionally acts like a complete nullification.)
[RP AND ACTIONS]
That was an awesome turn. Atro, you're a cool person. In fact, you're so cool, that I gave you a hi-five. Just, look at this. This is beautiful. Watching the world burn is beautiful, not this, you idiot.
I feel less murderous then usual, and somewhat empty. This is unsettling, considering that, well, presence, in my mind, but, eh, onto more pressing concerns. Like an armour piercing Knife Cluster, and Richard probably counter attacking Uzi's latest GM Inc summon via Terrors, mainly because this appears to be a similar situation to the Conglomerate. Well, then, time to deal with that.
First the Knife Cluster! That thing's practically screaming to die, and even if crushing my foes doesn't feel like the best of options at the moment, or if I feel empty, I need to wipe something off the battlefield, and I willkill that thing- wait, will I? That wasn't me. Anyway, enough about my mental state, time for massive overkill.
I show the Knife Cluster Twitch Plays Pokemon in 2012, which doesn't exist, causing sheer Oblivion to radiate out. A few knives get sucked in, before I show the Knife Cluster OLDEN. It somehow feels sorrow for "betraying" Chara and Twitchy, before the glitch energies begin to burn it, causing it to lose stability. I promptly swap from TPP references to Undertale references, as I throw the Knife Cluster into that Gauntlet AU I made for murderising our dear friend Sans, causing a bunch of generic monsters to apply magic to it in a brutal manner. It gets thrown out, before I fire a few shots into it using my array of railguns. If this doesn't kill it, I cry. My tears then promptly cause it to rust and melt.
The Knife Cluster is somehow still confused to how dead it is, seeing that this is an extremely incoherent attack, so I show it SCP-444, making sure not to Silence myself or something like that. It learns how to speak and complains of my attack's incoherence, only SCP-444 is a language of obedience! It fails to do so, and realises that it can't express concepts like Rage, Hatred, Murder, and other bad things like that, you know, the entire purpose for its existence. It suffers an existential crisis and promptly ceases to exist. What, did you think I'd let you use that, Hezetor?
I slowly but surely remember that Hezetor has armour piercing and what my main thing in being vulnerable is. gorilla. @TwinBuilder: I then vote for a Flying Fish Made Out of Television Sets to go in the Every-Dimension Portal, assuming voting season has returned.
Seasonal Madness:
Anyway, apart from that, I have my charge back from wasting it again on people who would probably die. I mean, if Selena did die, and retroactivity did apply, then we'd have Zombie^2 Selena and that would be something to behold, although it would hopefully never happen. Anyway, I decide to do the fashionable thing and start summoning some Terrors. I make a summoning circle, and summon a Husk, as I have no better flavour text. Oh well. I need to get into the Terror party somehow. Don't worry, I'm planning for my upcoming Terrors to be much more creative than Richard's.
The Terror Husk starts its existence by grabbing Captain Falcon, before he burns. It spins him around, like the Zeroth Godmodding War is actually a just a hammer throw, before letting go. Captain Falcon is thrown into the air, and lands on the desert sand, burning, dazed, and in pain.
[CHARGES, ALCHEMIES AND ASSISTS]
(+4 from Best Godmodder)
Bipolarity 23/40 ======== (+1 from Battlefury)
Soulless and Forgotten 30/30 ====== COMPLETE! Nordic Surgery 12/50 =========
Saurite && ESP Railgun == The Unworthy (Level 20: 3/11)
Scythe && Grief Seed && Condensed Hatred && Shattered Soul Gems == Witchsoul (Level ??: 1/??)
Conglomerate's Stick Shards && ESP Railgun && The Stranger's Sword && Five_OVER Railgun == ??? (Level ??: 1/??)
+1 to engie_ninja, Battlefury, and TT2000
[BREAKDOWN AND OOC]
(I just realised what Judecca's going to do, and why you should all start crying now.)
[PZ] Terror Husk: 100,000/100,000 HP. Evasive (20%). Inflicts Burning.
Hello! It appears, that Terrors are in season, and you know what else is in season? Sand. Lots, and lots, of sand. I mean, we're in a Desert right now, and even if Ampersand is probably going to git gud soon, might as well make the most of it, and summon a Husk. Because logic.
My coherence isn't doing well right now. I best check that out soon.
Sandshifter: The Terror Husk possesses the ability to transform into sand, and has a 1/5 chance of doing so when an attack is aimed at it. In sand based weather or terrain, this increases.
Sunburn: The Terror Husk is very, very, hot. Hot enough that if you get hit, you get burnt for a Tazz-decided amount of turns.
[INVENTORY]
ESP Railgun (Level 4), Coin Launcher (Level 3), only my railgun (Level 8), Grief Railgun (Level 15), Replica of Homura's Shield (Level 10), Reliance (Level 13)
I have created a limited form of interdimensional travel in the past...
Shenelsky lays down a perfectly smooth mat, and takes out a purple crystal. He then scratches a drawing and some words... And throws in an i͎͖͘t͔͓͕ə̠̺̪̠͠ͅm͘ ̗̣̩͚̼͍́ͅo̠̮̬f̼͉̣̙͍̝́ ̺̥̯͖̪͞i̮̝̳̪n̰̠̺͓͜c̸͓̬̼o̗m̖̣̖͉̭ͅp̹͎r̛̹͕̭ə̭͚̼͢ẖ̸̟ə͔͡ṇ̛̖̗͕̲̙s̠͓̖̤̗̪i̹b̛l̤̣ə̗̹͔̦̻͈̼͢ ̶͓f̝̩̹̕o̺̙̞͈̻̺̖͟r̛̫̯̝̜m͕̣̩̖̫͟. The drawing rises up, and creates a nonfunctioning replica of what Shenelsky was talking about. The problem was, my model was limited to dimensions containing high creativity, such as Minecraftia here. My partner Ford also had a portal device, but lost the blueprints. Honestly, I only care if it works with most, if not all, dimensions and it's fuel is a material that I can acquire easily.
I'm confident that you can do that, do we have a deal?
ɸ, this place reminds me of home.
Ultracondensed Bedrock^2 Wall Infinity Sided Dice (UNUSABLE)
Demonic Matrix
Lucky Tea
Demon Blood Shard
Raspberry Pi
Empty Taglocks
Richard Taglock
Popcorn
Bane of Lapis
Ender Matrix
Journal #-1
Black Hole in a Jar
Tome of Knowledge Unwritten
18 Bedrock^2 Ingots
I possess the schematics for that particular device, as well as a number of modifications I made regarding the specificity of choice. Namely, all you need do to travel precisely where you wish is enter your preferred IDPD universal identification string, or dimensional frequency.
Circles, tables, blueprints, and equations burn themselves into the sky with cool purple light.
I finally think of a semi good half baked idea to do, which is too rush towards Vargas wielding nothing more than a crowbar and some mayonnaise. Once within a 5.142 meter radius, I perform a triple backflip, I toss him the mayo while I'm performing backflips, and rush towards him again because I just put more distance between us. Once I am closer in a 3 inch radius, I take my crowbar and smash the mayo in his hands, hurting him emotionally at the loss of good mayo and physically with glass shards all over him and me. Now, having him be distraught, I throw him into a grocery store that just so happens to be conveniently close to the battlefield. Once within the walls of the grocery store, I take out a milk carton and pour it on all the vegetables and meat and then begin to force Vargas to eat all of it. After that, I take him out to a really nice restaurant to refresh his taste buds. Then I feed him a sandwich with beef that has orange juice on it. Finally, I punch him in the gut and call it a day. I apologize if anyone reading this was eating.
Vargas has enlightenment, Vargas dodged! Richard's getting irritated. He's looking to up his ante with his armor pierce after his summon is over, it appears.
I decide to build wall... This wall is nothing that came before. I mix Lizahrd Bricks, Bedrock and Core of Indestructibility in Lizahrd furnace, then forge it in Ancient Manipulator. This thing I copy-pasted 999 times, then I got Lizahrdock. I decide to mix 9999 more of them, then begin to build Barrier. Then get something. Plantera's Petals, they will photosynthesis from sun, and benefit greatly the barrier. I decide to reseed Plantera bulbs into barrier. They will grow here safely. [FOCUS]
2/2
Sukard takes the items, then flies into the Battlefield.
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Sukard materializes the essence of money, and then throws it at Ultra Greed to heal him.
--Boosts--
+1 Pricey
+1 TMB50
+1 Piono
--Inventory--
Ircucvci (Level 10)
Aequo Animo (Level 10)
Diversity (Level 10)
Face Exploder^3 (Level 5)
--Charges--
Not a Won Run Yet [???]: 20/50 (+1 Pricey, +2 Redstone)
Into The Shard (for realz) [LEVELING SYSTEM/VULRENABILITY]: 6/50
Fallen Booster [AZ]: 5/50
--Alchemies--
Bone Pickaxe && Chlorophyte Pickaxe && Molten Pickaxe && Nightmare Pickaxe && Pickaxe Axe && Broken Hero Sword = Terra Shatterer (6/7) (Level 11)
Botania FTW!
Spell Tome || Zork 1 && Zork 2 && Zork 3 = Grue-moire (4/5) (Level 8)
It is pitch dark. Original name: Grimoire for Summoning Those Who You Are Likely To Get Eaten By.
(Diamond Armor && Frost Cores && Lava Buckets = Obsidian Armor) && Luminite Ingot && Sorcerer Emblem && Lesser Reality Titan Essence && Lesser Meta Titan Essence && Lesser Space Titan Essence && Lesser Time Titan Essence = Prototype Reality Breaker Armor (2/?) (Level ?)
It's made of lesser titan essences, so it's balanced. Thorium Mod refrance.
Pearlwood Staff && (Faceless Bloodline && Druid Bloodline) = Infinite Power (0/?) (Level ?) this is what one of the refrances is
(Laser Pistol && Bootleg Machine) && Essence of Coolness && Picture of Dippy Fresh = Caps On, Hats Off (0/?) (Level ?)
Fires beams of coolness that turn anything they hit into a cooler equivalent of the target. Basically the Dippy Fresh ray. "bossfight is guude" - TwinBuilder, on Discord
Family Heirloom Necklace && Essence of Problem Sleuth Weapon Transformations || Fear No Anvil && Pop-a-matic Vrillyhoo Hammer && Thor's Hammer (Ranged) && Thor's Hammer (Melee) && Thor's Hammer (Magic) && Telescopic Sassacrusher && Wrinklegorillaer = Dormant Hammer (0/?) (Level ?)
An empowering necklace with a blue gem that can transform into a powerful hammer, and vice versa. Doesn't seem to be at full power. Yes, the color is necessary. Refrance to the Thorium Mod.
Dicespheres of Zillyfail && 9d9 dice && Inferno Titan Essence && NightKilla - Nine Circles = Nine Circles (0/?) (Level ?)
A set of 9 black, red, and orange marbles that hold power over inferno majjyks.
Aviator Shades && Ruby Glass && Sapphire Glass && Time Titan Essence && Footage of TriAxis verifying Dear Nostalgists = Retro Vision (0/?) (Level ?)
A pair of aviator shades that can see into the past and the future. Unfortunately, while using this ability, your vision gets pixelated. Must be upgraded to do more useful things.
I did say the Prototype Reality Breaker was Level 25, right?
In any case, you don't heal Ultra Greed as-planned; instead, the essence of Greed empowers him to incraese his minicrit from Ninjatwist into a full crit!
((super earth orb thingy)) AND zero point magic generator = Stoneheart 5/11
Vi Naturae AND energy condenser 2/8
Superosque AND energy condenser 3/8
23/20 for a space station
23/50 for an open deal?
49/50 for Initiation
+3 to toast
The King continues throwing up random dirt and debris. As he continues to do this, more and more stuff that doesn't really belong in there gets thrown up... including assorted Minecraft mobs. This means that not only do people's attacks against Earth have a chance to miss, but they also have a chance to slam into the growing clouds of Minecraft mobs now orbiting the planet (this counts as part of the Earth's dodge chance though) thanks to part of Minecraft being up there, enough, apparently, to cause natural spawns to supplement the ones already there just by being caught on chunks of earth and steam.
A random purple explosion occurs in the battlefield. Two forms step out of it: A Steve-skinned Minecraft player with a bionic left arm and a right arm apparently made out of pure energy, and a cubical drone. However, something is different from what a lot of people are expecting...
Crusher48: EXOS, we showed up late. The fight is already halfway over.
EXOS: That can't be, I made sure to line up a date to coincide with the arrival of a Thread marking the date of the engagement.
Crusher48: Wait a minute, something is off. When did Minecraft Forums adopt a black color scheme with white text?
EXOS: Well this can't be right.
Crusher48 looks around, and notices something extremely odd. First off, a pile of Charges was left to him to use, and secondly, there is an entity on his side already on the field. Both of those things are side business to him, however. He has one job: kill the godmodders, like he has done twice before. He takes out a strange device that looks reminiscent of a ninja shuriken, and throws it at UserZero. However, almost as soon as it leaves his hand, it rapidly grows larger, eventually turning into a colossal spinning engine of death, at least 20 blocks in radius. The Ninja Star energizes its deadly Tesla Blades, and charges towards UserZero with ridiculous speed. If it makes contact, it blasts her with overwhelming energy from a tesla blade and disintegrates her. Though this particular ninja star could theoretically be taken out (with extreme difficulty, given the fact that it's spinning design makes it extremely difficult to concentrate fire on), it is enough of a distraction that UserZero won't notice the other, invisible Ninja Star that snuck up behind her and chopped her in half. As for how a giant war machine can have stealth, no one knows.
Salvaged Charges (not boosted because they just got salvaged).
Ultra Sledgehammer || (Lightning Hammer && Amethyst Flame) && Fish Guitar && Laser Crystal shards && (The Black Sword && Concentrated Avaritine) && (Ultra Shovel && Magetear) = 1/? Xolotl
Xolotl: An ornate warhammer composed of a shining vesperium. Matrices and lattices have been inscribed into the head of the hammer with a combination of avaritine and magetear, the latter of which providing an additional method of combat, if mere swings fail to suffice. The weapon itself is a small furnace burning with amethyst flames, and outputting inordinately vast amounts of radiation as a result. A single swing of the hammer can shatter masses of atomic bonds around you, and release the energy in the form of blasts of unearthly lightning, rending flesh from bone.
Name and description made by Erelye.
(Torch && (Magetear Droplet && Concentrated Avaritine)) && Amethyst Flame = 4/8 The Refiner's Fire [15]
Magic 8 Ball && (Magetear && Amethyst Flame) || Eye = =2/? ???
I proceed to propose yet another trade to Erelye.
The Book of all Adventure, for ЫИ
I quickly use dog majjicks to convice the dogs that would be attacking uzi (see: redstone's attack) to instead absorb the sheer edge of TMB50's attack, which is then used to fuel an Edgie Shovel, which Richard is whacked with. Tragically, they miss, and instead hit the invisible shuriken that was just about to hit Uzi. Then, a bucket of green paint falls on all of them. Because green is such an uncreative color, the entire battlefield declares all of them uncreative.
===== to be crafted
The Hero's Sword && Villains Edge = Storylines Edge lv. 25
The Hero's sword && Undyne's Spear && Determination = Undying Lv. 2
====== semi-useful junk. =======
The Saints row [7]
Gemblade [8?]
Life-Drain spellbook [5]
Gravity Gauntlet [7]
Brutal Boss Buster Breaker Basher or BBBBB lvl 8
bATTLEFURYS tEMMIE aRMOR?!!?!?111 11/11 lvl 10 Passive: 1+ armor
Falls [9] >fine of the Gravity Gauntlet
Wright [7]
Gambler's Gredideir [5] Special: Rolls a dice to determine the number of rockets fierd
The Hero's Sword [10][/p]
The True Hero's Sword (Level 15: 16/16).
Unh0iing[/p]
Concentrated Avaritine: A bizarre burning golden fluid composed primarily of pure greed essence, and molten gold. The fluid, when vaporized, emits ancient refiner's fumes, which elevate the value of anything they touch, transmuting it into a higher state of being. Level 9.
Augustan Seed: A round, knotted ball of a particular type of ancient hazel wood. Cracks are dotted along the surface, emitting an unearthly amethyst light. The seed is unusually warm to the touch. Level 20 as well.
Amethyst Flame: A swirl of ever-morphing flame that takes on the hue of infinite shades of violet. The stuff radiates an immensely potent aura, that of knowledge incarnate. They occasionally flicker with an inky darkness. Level 10.
Magetear Droplet: A compressed drop of pure magetear, composed of a full bucket's worth. The formless substance glows with a cosmic background, peering into the stellar realm beyond the mortal world. Level 15.
Charges
7/50
21/50 The Campfire
16/50 no idea
2+ to Engie
1+ to consumer
[p]Charge Pool: The Dog will use one 1+ from each plus, and use it to charge an ability. The rest will be given to random players, or converted into extra dog-only Stock[/p]
Stock: Starts with 1. Start[/p]
Machine part: Starts with 1.[/p]
Bullets/bombs: Starts with 0.[/p]
All immunitys are temp. or can be surpassed with a strong enough debuff.[/p]
Fast Clock. Immunity to slowing or time-based. effects granted to target. Requires a "stock"
Regeneration Potion. Give target regen. 1 stock.[/p]
Poison Potion. Poison Target. 1 stock. Will only use if told via costumer.
Dispenser: 2 machine parts. Provides healing, and provides 1+s to one entitys charge.
Level Two: 4 parts. Heal two targets, and 2+ one entity, or 1+ two.
Level three: 6 parts. Provides minicrits, in addition to 3 healing targets, and 3+/1+x3
Antidote. Grants basic damage over time resist. Including such things as burning, oddly. Alternately, remove one stack of a strong enough debuff. Needs one stock. Does not cure mark of dog.[/p]
Minisentry: 1 Machine Part, attach a 5000 HP minisentry to the target. Minisentrys die with the target, and attack with 25% of the target's attack.[/p]
Sentry: 2 machine parts, 10000 HP, attachs to target. Same as mini sentry, except with 30% of targets attack.[/p]
[p]Level Two Sentry: 4 Mach. parts. Attachs to target. Same as above, except 20000 HP and 35% of targets attack.[/p]
[p]This will be expanded later.[/p]
...This! UserZero quickly patches up the hole in your plan by tossing you a ton of edge for the shovel. Unfortunately, the paint has no effect.
Meanwhile, the Mage looks over to you in the abyssal realm, observing your huddled motionless body.
Fascinating. You can yet communicate. Regardless, you will need more than a single book to acquire ЫИ. State your second offer, if you will.
He casually tosses a shard of turquoise crystal toward you.
That's on the house.
Crystal Plague: A long shard of turquoise crystal nearly seven inches in length. Grows and feeds on life itself, eager to expunge its foul innards from within. It appears as if the things were utilized as storage vessels of some sort.
Using my super-fast AI, I download a recap of recent events. The best I can tell, an alternate version of us did a lot of stuff, and then vanished. I then attempt to contact my alternate version's allies, Dr. Philip "Phalanx" Summers and The Commander. But I find a problem first:[/COLOR]
Other EXOS: Rogue AI detected! Engaging!
Great. It appears that the alternate version of EXOS left behind 362 backups all over the server, that didn't disappear when Crusher48 did. And they also have a massive factory that has not contributed to the battle due to the OP Scale. However, that factory is perfect for unleashing overwhelming force against someone trying to take over your RP division. It just launched a few thousand drones.
As for why we aren't just merging into 1 homogenous AI, I don't quite know. From what I can gather, the events of the war made these alternate versions different, and far more bloodthirsty.
But I have my own tricks to fight in a non-entity RP battle. I distract the Other EXOS by launching a hacking attack. Though it is somewhat weaker due to the fact that I only have about a dozen processors right now, it distracts Other EXOS enough that its drones are no longer under direct control and are now using their integrated AI systems, which are really bad due to being based off of RTS AI (since 99% of the time Other EXOS would be controlling them directly and microing them hundreds of times per second). They launch an attack against the nearest thing to attack them, which in this case happens to be a Decoy Drone and shooting them with a Poke Gun. The Decoy Drone then turns into an intangible decoy and shoots off at incredible speed towards UserZero. The thousands of drones chasing the Decoy Drone (ineffectually due to the decoy drone being intangible and impossible to damage) follow.
UserZero sees a decoy drone zip past, then looks behind it and sees a swarm of thousands of drones swarming towards her. Based on my calculations, she should be likely to launch an attack on them and either swat them out of the sky or get involved in a protracted battle with them until they all die. If UserZero ignores the swarm of Other EXOS's drones, the decoy phases into UserZero's form (while still intangible) to trick Other EXOS's drones into attacking her and forcing her to fight them.
Once that gets rid of Other EXOS's drones, the next phase of the operation can begin. Crusher48 will board the drone factory and attempt to replace the AI cores of the factory with my AI cores.
Meanwhile, Other EXOS's worker drones boosted my charges while still on autopilot.
30/50 Ultra-Decorrupter
45/50 {REDACTED}
36/50 Avatar Project
Commander's Orders: An Elite Squad of a Ranger, a Sharpshooter, a Specialist, a Grenadier, a Psi Operative, and the new SPARK unit drops into the battlefield, along with the standard redshirt drop. The redshirts attempt to defend Earth (don't ask me how 25 guys can block for a whole planet), the Specialist already on the ground uses Restoration to heal the team, the Rangers launch a Reaper down the PZ entity list (hitting the first listed entity with the first attack, the second listed entity with the second attack, and so on), the Andromedons use Acid Lob on Captain Falcon and Ultra Greed to weaken their armor, the Psi Operatives launch insanity attacks against Ultra Greed, and the Andromedon reanimates some redshirts to provide extra blocking power to protect Earth. Ultron attempts to defend Earth if he follows orders this turn.
You really should have asked, because the only entities you command that can defend Earth require the ability of going airborn. Those are the Schrodinger's Ulton and the Avenger itself (OK, and the Gatekeeper as that has canonical levitation abilities). You STILL cannot drop in another Elite Squad until only two of the previous wave remain! As for the rest, they'll do as you say, but they're unlikely to do much due to the extreme damage mitigation. The Gatekeeper gently reminds you that it's not an Andromedon.
=Post (2/2)=
(12 / 20) Boost Ring
(16 / 50) Lightswitch Rave (+3, Star)
+3 to Star
=Action=
The Sleuth goes stark raving mad, and suddenly starts yelling warnings at Crusher to not attack the AZ side with his stuff. But he's probably not gonna listen. The Sleuth then proceeds to toss a single EMP-Grenade at the Avenger, which ends up crashing into the bridge. This grenade erupts into an Elite Monkey Pulverizer, which proceeds to pull out a battleaxe. It then starts slamming its' axe into random consoles and crew members. The Sleuth decides to keep up the pressure, throwing more and more EMP's into the tiny hole in the bridge, creating an entire army of Elite Monkey Pulverizers.
The horde of monkeys rushes through the corridors of the Avenger, killing all that stand in their path. The Sleuth eventually catapults himself into the bridge using the Armistyx in Incredibly Long Pole Scythe mode, doing that long-jumpy thing. The olympic kind. He then bellows out an order to the monkeys; "find and destroy the ship's power source, because I couldn't find a real EMP device." The monkeys oblige, but they don't really know where the generator is. So they just keep rushing through the halls, killing all that they find.
Eventually, one of the monkeys stumbles into the Armory, and starts handing out these cool magnetic guns to its' friends. And thus, the monkey army acquired guns. Whatever resistance there was quickly crumbles, because guns > battleaxes. After what feels like a few hours, the monkeys manage to find the power generator, and proceeds to jam a banana in the works, causing it to fail catastrophically. The whole Avenger then plummets to the ground, leaving it vulnerable to a ground siege! Of not monkeys; the Sleuth actually went and called up some ADVENT forces. The monkeys salute as the ADVENT forces rush into the ship, seizing control of the vessel.
Given the nature of DTG, the ADVENT forces realize that the ship will recover from this incident, and begin rigging explosives inside the ship. The Sleuth helps, drilling through the ship with an Armistyx and planting bombs where the ADVENT forces can't reach. Once most of the ship is wired up, the Sleuth evacuates and nukes the ship. Explosive forces tear through the ship, sending sprays of metal and sparks through the skies.
...of course, if Crusher decides to not attack the AZ/PZ side for three turns (including this turn), this attack will be redirected towards Eze. Surely, he'd have a hard time fighting hordes of EMP's?
~Charges~
That's Pretty Boss. 18/50
Psychedelia 11/25
Who gives a damn about paradoxes anyway? 38/50 (+3 from piono)
~Alchemy~
(Void Shotgun || Light Sphere) && Magnifying Glass && Solar Flare = Antiflamer (Level 20 - 3/11)
Air Necklace && Liquid Perseverance && Regeneration Bead && Greater Potion of Regeneration = Second Wind (Level ? - 2/?)
1+ to Talist, and +2 to Crystal.
Eris writes down a list of really silly names onto a piece of paper.
- Slartibartfast
- Echtually Aperson
- Mango'taun
- Bloublard
- Lam Roste
- Higgity Diggity
- hey tazz
- Hei
She then chucks this paper into a lit brazier. The smoke goes up, and up, and up, surrounding Earth. She clicks her fingers and the smoke turns into paper. Earth is now protected by a list of really silly names.
What even... Well, this is no time to be questioning what mess Shenelsky is making.[/COLOR]
Ford puts on some gloves, and picks up six shards of the same purple crystal. He attaches them to some drones, and hovers them on the corners of a box that would encase Earth 2. He then takes out an i͎͖͘t͔͓͕ə̠̺̪̠͠ͅm͘ ̗̣̩͚̼͍́ͅo̠̮̬f̼͉̣̙͍̝́ ̺̥̯͖̪͞i̮̝̳̪n̰̠̺͓͜c̸͓̬̼o̗m̖̣̖͉̭ͅp̹͎r̛̹͕̭ə̭͚̼͢ẖ̸̟ə͔͡ṇ̛̖̗͕̲̙s̠͓̖̤̗̪i̹b̛l̤̣ə̗̹͔̦̻͈̼͢ ̶͓f̝̩̹̕o̺̙̞͈̻̺̖͟r̛̫̯̝̜m͕̣̩̖̫͟, and coats it in Black Gel. The coated i͎͖͘t͔͓͕ə̠̺̪̠͠ͅm͘ is then thrown at Earth 2. Lines link the crystal shards, and form a box around Earth 2, protecting it.
The Army: 2/20
The Puppet Commander: 2/25
Your Pal: 1/50
Ultracondensed Bedrock^2 Wall Infinity Sided Dice (UNUSABLE)
Demonic Matrix
Lucky Tea
Demon Blood Shard
Raspberry Pi
Empty Taglocks
Richard Taglock
Popcorn
Bane of Lapis
Ender Matrix
Journal #-1
Black Hole in a Jar
Tome of Knowledge Unwritten
18 Bedrock^2 Ingots
The What's In The Box Barrier added, with 8,000 HP!
Richard Taglock && My Taglock && Demonic Matrix = Sourcetap (Level 25: 1/13)
Richard Taglock: Suddenly causing Alchemy levels to jump since...Uh, today. It'll only get higher and higher as the game goes on, too.
-UPDATE IN PROGRESS-
#constantsandvariables
The Anomaly: Failure remembers its due an Adaption and adapts to have a 10,000 increase to current and max HP! It then blasts the Genesis Dog for 5,000 damage before adapting again, doubling his dodge chance!
Sandfall Ampersand opts to idle, though its regeneration still procs. The Genesis Dog gains a stock, and the Almond Milk Elemental gives regeneration to the Walking Turret. The Walking Turret, who's passive always makes it attack something, tries to attack the Anomaly: Failure, but guess who misses? Not the Walking Turret, dealing 4,000 damge to the Anomaly! 0xFF2A glitches all over Atro for...Nothing. It does nothing. Stupid random chance of 100% reduction! HOWEVER, the integrity is shot too, and takes a -5% downgrade! Integrity Roll, where 6 or above is a pass, lands on a 1! Atro curses his infernal luck as his Innocent Regalius ability is obliterated by glitchiness-he can no longer use it and must use his Veritas Reve!
A reminder to players with Neutral Entities: THEY DO NOT ACT AT ALL unless you order them! With no clear faction goals they are reliant on your orders!
the Avenger spawns 15 more Redshirts! The ones already there, for all their lack of intelligence, know they can't fly, so they attack Ampersand, who never dodges anything. They all die instantly but they all deal 15,000 damage to Ampersand! The Specialist uses Restoration, healing the whole team for 2 HP each! The Rangers both use Reaper, but find their attacks completely ineffective against Vargas and the rest of the entities! They do set them all on fire, though, and deal 2,000 damage to the un-buffed Husk as well! The Psions use Insanity on Ultra Greed...Except, they both dodge. Gotta hate that 75% hitrate, on top of an extra 10% dodge. The Andromedons find themselves somewhat more lucky, as one of their Acid Lobs hit for 1,000 damage and gives Ultra Greed Acid Burn, which stacks with regular burn. The Gatekeeper reanimates 25 corpses from the Redshirts to rejoin them, but they keep the sucky stats. Schrodinger's Ultron is proving to be a waste of breath. Frankenstein's Pokemon, finally, uses Judgroarof Renforced! Time and Space, already heavily scarred, suffer more still as the abomination of stitched-together corpses calls upon its four greatest powers to unleash a catastrophic combination of attacks that should never be! The world warps and distorts as he attacks 0xFF2A! He gains Glitch Burn and loses 6% Integrity but gains approximately 26% flexibility, and of course, deals 50,000 damage to 0xFF2A! The Integrity Roll, where 7 or above passes, gets to 69, leaving no effect.
Ultra Greed uses Wrath of Greed, attacking Atro! Critting and with Armor Pierce, its bound to suck-and it does in fact suck massively, as Atro takes a critted 40,000 damage, will be critted against for the next two turns, and is so thoroughly dizzied that he can't aim straight-not like that will matter for his buffs. Ultra Greed uses it again, critting for another 40,000 damage! Bumbo and his minions were caught in the armor-pierce splash and thus finish off Atro! Ultra Greed takes 20,000 damage from Burn and Acid Burn-if not cured, he'll die next turn! Bumbo vanishes. Captain Falcon deals a blow for JUSTICE for 30,000 damage to Eze! The Informant uses Double Barrels to give himself a crit!
Vargas opts not to execute his special and instead kills off the Gravity Magnagun! Eze executes Varze Superbia! A vaporizing wave of lightning crashes down as Eze gracefully flips his oversized sword about, dealing a minicritted and boosted 10,000 damage to Captain Falcon, the Redshirts (killing 10), and the Keepers (killing 1)! This grants the PZ team a one-turn Kritzkreig (adding onto pre-existing kritzkreigs) and doubles crit damage when proccing his special! Magress takes full advantage by activating Judeccea! Darkness-and you sit there for several seconds wondering exactly what is going on. Unless you are the above-mentioned targets; this attack deals a total of a critted and boosted 40,000 damage, split between the Redshirts (killing the rest), the Keepers (killing all), and Captain Falcon (dealing the remaining 18,000 damage!) In addition, he applies Aries Armor 75% for two turns and gives a 50% chance to totally nullify incoming attacks! Finally, the Terror Husk hammer-tosses Captain Falcon for a critted 20,000 damage and applying Burn! Star gets a funny feeling his time will be short in Limbo...But at the same time, so much lost potential buried here. Anything you find can be taken back and can be of extraordinary use (for almost everyone, mind.) the Terror Husk then takes damage from burning. Ironically.
Richard +2s Bomber and Hezetor and +5s TwinBuilder (Epilouge awesomeness), and then raises his summoning Circle, and it burns itself into the ground, splitting off into three! They activate in a chorus of hissing voices from who-knows-where, dragging from the pits of somewhere to, presumably, the heart of darkness-or wherever they get Terrors from. You don't even know. From this darkness, chains of Goldenrod shoot forth, and drag out three monstrous figures; a titanic Witch, a fearsome Spider, and a ominous Slime. Terror Witch, Terror Spider, and Terror Slime summoned! THEN, he throws a ton of potions all over the players-all AZ AND GS players have Armor Piercing this round! Including the ones that are invulnerable.
Godmodder477: I'm trusting you here, Gottestoters! The PZ faction is getting too out of hand!
I would recommend that advice...Crusher. Oh, yes-EXOS +1s all GS players!
UserZero +4s all PZ players! Then, her summoning Circle completes, rising up into the sky! It opens up to somewhere that looks like a corporate office, but you get but the briefest of looks before a ton of graves fall out of it. Seriously, graves. Like, an unrealistic amount of headstones crash into the Battlefield in a heap on the PZ side.
Nothing happens for a solid minute but you're too smart to pay it no mind, and soon enough, you hear the faintest of sounds, like bones clicking. You were due for a Terror Skeleton...Everyone opts to get initiative for once and rushes in, pulling out a series of massive attacks! Uncle Grampa even joins the fray, with his usual brand of madness-to say nothing of what you guys bring forth! Tombstone fragments fly as you tear into the new Terror-
The Caster: Uhhh...
You all promptly look stupid as you then turn your heads ninety degrees to the right. You do not see a massive honking terror there, however. No, something perhaps more concerning; a singular Skeleton in a tight-fitting business suit, in the style of Grim Fandango.
The Caster: Yeah, she does that. The Caster: Look, I'm not a proponent of violence here, but, you are attacking my creator, and prolonging this war will only bring suffering to others. The Caster: It may be that I have little choice in the matter, but that doesn't mean that I can't look forward to peace. Godmodder477: Hypocricy! We're the victims here-or they are at least, I came to just get my rank-and you pull that card? The Caster: Sadly, I had a feeling you wouldn't surrender...Plus, given the situation, to be frank, I wouldn't either. The Caster: Just make this quick for the both of us, OK? Godmodder477: I'll make sure of it! You'll remember-
His presumably epic intro speech is cut off by the Caster, who levitates a few feet off of the ground, a spectral bow forming between his phelanges (aka finger bones). Then, without any further warning, the ground basically explodes outwards, covering the whole battlefield in a smokescreen of sand-not bad enough to burn anyone (yet). When the fog of war cleared, the Caster was now levitating in the dead center of a massive cage of bones, with various spectral arrows pointing out where the joints were, as well as a small army of skeletons, armed with the same bows.
The Caster: I am The Caster, Entity Resources Manager of Godmodding Incorporated. I hope we can talk job opportunities after this is all over, but I think I know better.
As he says this, Earth continues its march upwards. UserZero looks at it with disgust-she's going to try to throw EVERYTHING she has at it next turn to make up for her inability to target it this turn. The heat rages and burns the Almond Milk Elemental as well as Schrodinger's Ultron!
The lowdown: The Caster is a flunky boss at its finest. On his own, he's hardly a threat, below the par of most entities if not for his specials. Of course, there's the fact that he comes complete with not only a swarm of enemy minions, but also a Bone Cage that will block attacks for him-and if that wasn't enough, his enemies will also have a small chance of bodyblocking for him and recieving half-damage. He can even ressurect any entities that died that turn (albeit much weaker) to also fuel his undead horde! Fortunately, his entities all fuel the same two-target attack, so damaging them also reduces the overall damage...But the Bone Cage itself adds a lot, so first step is to remove that.
I warn you; the condition for the Caster to unlock Mass Recruitment is to either be damaged or have the Bone Cage destroyed, so don't tote around anything that penetrates meatshields unless you want to kill the Caster asap. Coincidentally, Armor Pierce doesn't work on the full-blown entities and refers to buffs like Aries Armor. He will also radically improve his summoning game once this occurs, so kill him FAST.
The only other special of note is Accepting Employees, which buffs his ability to summon his skeleton minions. Another reason to kill him ASAP as he will spiral out of control if allowed to do that too many times.
On the Anti-Zero side of things, the new wave of Terrors isn't too spectacular but they come with some decent buffs and grant an entity advantage you guys probably needed desperately now. The Terror Witch can supply a random buff to an allied entity and debuff her targets. The Terror Spider is the big one; not only is it evasive and it nulls evasion, it also has automatic Armor Piercing, meaning that the BF units can't really play 'juggle the specials' anymore (as if they could because Atro is dead) and can always deal full damage to it. Finally, the Terror Slime summons mini-slimes every time its hit. They're pathetic on their own but they can stack up fast, and stronger attacks create stronger slimes.
The Itinerary: [GS]: De-corrupt Crusher's Evidence! It's crucial to proving UserZero detonated earth! (Great Effort!) (Crystal ready! One more player needed!)
[GS]: Defend Earth!
[GS]: Reach Yggdrasil!
[GS]: Destroy Godmodder477!
[GS]: Destroy UserZero!
[AZ]: De-corrupt Star's Evidence! It's crucial to proving UserZero detonated earth! (Great Effort!) (Crystal ready! One more player needed!)
[AZ]: Defend Earth!
[AZ]: Reach Yggdrasil!
[AZ]: Defend Godmodder477!
[AZ]: Destroy UserZero!
[PZ]: Stop anyone from reaching Yggdasil!
[PZ]: Knock Earth off course!
[PZ]: Defend UserZero!
[PZ]: Destroy Godmodder477!
Terrain: Desert (adds heat!) Current Heat: 120 celcius, adds 20 degrees of heat (in celcius) per turn, adds an Obelisk per turn. Obelisks: 1.
Weather: Sandstorm. 10% chance of friendly fire; Airborn entities take DoT; Evasion lowered by 10%.
[???] The Every-Dimension Portal: Infinite HP. Has summoned Almond Milk Elemental!
[???] Booster Rings: 199,000/200,000 HP x1; 99,000/200,000. Doing nothing.
[N] Sandfall &mpersand: 117,000/240,000 HP. Can mind control near everything! Can't dodge but will always counterattack. Struggle Counter: 0 (b/c transform resets) Zodiac: III. Pyramidon: III. Obelisk Objection: III God Complex: IIIIIIIIII. Regen: I
[N] Genesis Dog: 43,000/180,000 HP (+4,000 regen). Stock: 3. Machines: 2. Bullets: 0. Dog Power: 6/100. Custmoners: N/A. Rapid Redoggening: III. Dogsong. IIII. Doggening: IIIII. Second Dog: IIIIIII. Drain Of Dog: IIIII. Oh No, The Dogmanity: IIIIIIIIII. Reload: II. Marked for Death!
[N] Ugly Refurbished Protector Ship: 85,000/100,000 HP. Protects Earth, nothing more. 43% chance to bodyblock. Airborn. +10,000 HP to Protectorate Shield while alive. Cannot Do Anything Else.
[N] Almond Milk Elemental: 60,000/60,000 HP. Every-Dimensional! Evasive (20%). Passively grants Regen to Neutrals. Amygdalate: III Burning: II
[GS] The Avenger: 36,000/160,000 HP. Airborn. Spawns 10 Rookies every turn. Docking Bay: Empty. Elite Squad Drop: III Alien Clone Drop: III Scientific Progression: III Defend This House: III PAUSED, NOT SHOT DOWN.
Psi-Corpses: 1/1 HP x25.
Specialists: 8/10 HP x1. Gremlin can buff or heal. Restoration: III
Rangers: 8/10 HP x2. Burn on Sword use (hit grounded targets). Reaper: III
Psionics: 8/10 HP x2. Mind Control:IIII Stasis: III Insanity: III
Andromedons: 7/8 HP x2. Free 'respawn.' Acid Lob: III
Gatekeeper: 15/15 HP. 2 AC (-2 from Reanimate!). Can reanimate corpses but loses the 2 AC for that turn. Action: Reanimate the Redshirts!
[GS] Schrodinger's Ultron: 2/5 HP. 4 Armor. Has a 50% chance to actually follow orders, but is surprisingly powerful! Burning: II
[AZ] Ultra Greed, the Saint of Clutch: 20,000/150,000 HP. At 3/4 health, takes 3/4 damage. At 1/2 health, takes 1/2 damage. At 1/4 health, gets 2 attacks and takes 1/4th damage. Dodges all Splash Damage. Mildly Evasive (10%). Bank: 23/150 Pennies. Purchases: Wrath of Greed, Hangar Bay, Bling Cleansing, Bling Volcano, Double Down, Trancendence, Bumbo, Investment. Burning: I Acid Burn: I Keepers: 6,500/7,500 HP x2; 4,000/7,500 HP x1;
[AZ] Captain Falcon: 30,000/275,000 HP. Upon death, Star is pulled from the LIMBOQUEST. Show Me Ya Moves: IIIII Come On! Yes!: III FALCON PUNCH!:IIIIIIII Burning: II
[AZ] The Informant: 49,000/75,000 HP. Critting!
[AZ] Disembodied Heart: 100,000/100,000 HP. Can summon random minions! Bodyguarding Earth 2.0!
[AZ] Terror Witch: 125,000/125,000 HP. Buffs allies with each attack! Distillery: III
[AZ] Terror Spider: 100,000/100,000 HP. Evasive (20%). Nullifies enemy evasion on attack! Pierces armor! Widow's Kiss: III
[AZ] Terror Slime: 175,000/175,000 HP. Summons a Mini-Terror Slime for each attack against it. The Division: IIII
[AZ] Hezetor: 13/20 HP. 3 Armor. Hyper-Evasive (50%). Capable of Copying Deceased Entities! Copied: Chara (Spawn Knife Cluster), 1st ESFB (Super-Evasive), Crocidibli (Levitator Enforcer: IIII (note: blue = no charge! green = charge!)).
[AZ] Talist: 10/25 HP +1 Regen per turn.. Mood: N/A (2/3 Mind.).
[AZ] crystalcat: 20/20 HP. +1 Armor from Guardmail.
[AZ] Toast: 13/20 HP.
[AZ] The Golem: 13/20 HP. +1 Armor from Temmie Armor.
[AZ] Pricey: 14/20 HP.
[AZ] Bomber57: 20/20 HP.
[PZ] Vargas: 135,000/200,000 HP. Improves Damage of Specials and increases attack power as HP Lowers! Ragna Break & Helios Vanguard: III>II. Ardent Flare Ride: IIIIII Kritzkreig: II Regen: II Aries Armor 75%: II
[PZ] Eze: 80,500/180,000 HP. All damage on hitting the same foe multiple times (entities only) gets Crit Damage! Fulgor Caelestis & Varze Superbia: III>II. Supreme Bolt: IIIIII Aries Armor 75%: IIKritzkrieg:I
[PZ] Magress: 117,000/240,000 HP. Negates Defense and Evasion for PZs while alive! Sidereal Blackness & Dark Demise: III>II Judecca: IIIIII Aries Armor 75%: IIKritzkrieg: I
[PZ] Terror Husk: 88,000/100,000 HP. Evasive (20%). Evasion bonus for Desert/Sandstorm terrain/weather: +20%. Inflicts Burning. Aries Armor: II
[PZ-BOSS] The Caster: 200,000 HP. Mass Recruitment: II (LOCKED); Accepting Employees: III; Hiring Process: IIII; Herald of Death: IIIIIII; summons 30 skeletons, 2 mutant skeletons and 2 liches per turn.
[PZ] The Bone Cage: 642,000 HP. Bodyblocking The Caster!
+2 to Twin/Scribe
+1 to Talist
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Gravity Magnagun:
Health: 10,000/40,000
Description: A gravity gun the size of a pyramid resting on a stand large enough to hold it. The gun seems to be releasing a purplish light. The whole thing seems to be immobile.
Purpose: Pull any attacks(entity or projectile, it doesn't matter) directed to Earth 2.0 and into itself, taking the damage. In other words, it's not a barrier but effect-wise, it acts like one.
Special: (If too not op) 10% chance of pushing attack away instead of pulling it. In other words, 10% chance to negate an attack.
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Alchemies:
Kusarigama x 2 && Handheld Dark Energy Generator = Noctem Dreadmill 9/??
Arm Gravitizer
Level 6'
Basically a gravity gun made to be attached to an arm. It works like how a Gravity Gun(or for this matter, a supercharged one) would work, except with some added functions.
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I take the entirety of the Bee Movie script into just random floating words, multiply the entire amount of those words by one million, then throw it all up to Earth 2.0
19/50 A Youkai that may get here by winter
13/50 Right Foot Let's Stomp! For Real this time!
8/50 The First of the Eight Non-robot masters
+28 saved
+3 Ire
Gurann Lagann Theme && Lens Of Truth: See the Invisible 3/5
Really? Do I need to describe what this allows you to do?
Gurann Lagann Theme && Magic Armor: Do the Impossible 2/??
A set of armor that can stop any attack that should be able to pierce through it.
Muramasa II Masamune: Muramune 2/??
A sword that can cleave through all things as its wielder wishes. FOCUSED ACTION, INSERT TAUNTS HERE
Warning, STAR approaching fast
Star places the book in his pocket. This seems to be a comprehensive encyclopedia of symbols and marks, so it is important to have. But that is not what he thinks about, for there are already enough revelations found in the two listings he read.
"What. What. Oh my goodness. That...was close. Probably days away from keeping Master Hand from being able to operate on his own ever again. I almost hate to ask what could be worse than Tabuu, but...well...all that means is that this user is more proficient at it than him. Which probably means that the Chains of Light would be stupidly effective and quick." Star places his hands upon his head. "What the heck was he thinking? Was he actually trying to reward me for freeing him? By giving me access to some of his powers? Was it an either/or thing? Either I live and get to use these powers, or die from exposure to them? Or was it just him being a jerk? I probably will never know, especially considering he's either sealed or dead after the Emissary incident. And I probably wouldn't get an answer from him."
"You know what? Fine. Apparently, the powers I received from him are powered up by souls, and most of them are evil by nature." Star makes a single chain of light. As it comes out of his hand, he immediately closes his hand and the chain dissipates. "I do not need to power them up any further. They are already effective enough. Powers are not inherently evil, although there are some powers that can only be used in evil ways. This is my own decree. My life is my own, and I shall use these powers how I see fit. I will be a hero, not in word, not in recognition, but in deed. That is all I can do.
Seriously, though. If the Narrative somehow decided that resetting a universe due to a noncanon crossover that was BUILT ON NONCANON CROSSOVERS was both necessary and wise, even if it restored such a being as him, then they need to learn when their actions do more harm than good."
Star steps back, puts a swivel chair down out of a portal, sits in it, and leans back.
"And gee, a mysterious purple substance LITERALLY connected to a page with Tabuu on it. Sounds like Shadow Bugs, though it's probably not. Also, it's spelled Tabuu, Tazz. Or GoldenReady. Whichever you want to be called. One B, two U's.
Now, if you'll excuse me, I need to go blow something up. Wait...Oh. OH. OOOOOOHHHHH NO. Well, this...probably explains some things. Star, don't jump to conclusions, but I'd better keep an eye out for any chains, and there is NO FREAKING WAY I'm opening this cell.
Considering that Tabuu may be in Limbo, and thus, may be in that Cell, there's no way I'm opening it. But that paragraph was covered up. There's no way that won't come back to bite everyone.
The Black may not be the only force that this War must keep a lid on."
Star sits down and tries to calm himself down through meditation.
As can be seen by the twitching of his eyes and the shaking of his body, it does not entirely work.
"This place holds too many memories that I would rather never have experienced, but know I cannot forget."
Tears fall from Star's eyes.
"I will not dare let a world go to ruin on my watch."
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Now, we go to a much more happy-looking Man.
"My attack didn't do any damage? Oh, well.
What’s done is done
Survived to see another day
The game of life
The hunter and the agile prey
No guarantee
Which of them will succeed
Strong or weak
INVINCIBLE!"
As this word is said, an item floats into the air. It is shaped like a star, with two black eyes on one side. The yellow colored star every so often shimmers every color of the rainbow.
(ALCHEMY USED: INVINCIBILITY STAR-LEVEL 5)
One time use alchemy that makes an entity invincible for one turn.
And they run as the star flew up, you should have realized, that you have no choice, but to follow the laws of life!
This goes on the Earth. And protects it from all harm for one single turn. Ascendance, right this way.
Meanwhile, Captain Falcon uses Show Me Ya Moves! on Vargas. Vargas' turn is spent wasting his entire charge.
Ah, a turn spent where I shall do 0 damage. And yet still hopefully have a large effect on the game.
((super earth orb thingy)) AND zero point magic generator = Stoneheart 6/11
Vi Naturae AND energy condenser 3/8
Superosque AND energy condenser 4/8
24/20 for a space station
24/50 for an open deal?
50/50 for Initiation. The winds of change are howling... (charge slot locked: prepare for pain)
+3 to ninjatwist
The OP King looks at the Caster with an expression of annoyance.
The Elemental King charges forward.
Water isn't the best option, and there are no fleshy undead yet, all of them just skeletons, so Fire isn't the best.
It would appear he will be falling back on earth.
So he reaches down into the ground...
And a massive wave of pillars launches forward, the ground rippling and knocking some of the skeletons to the side, and a massive stone cylinder, basically an impromptu battering ram, smashes into the bone cage at high speed.
Reverse Von Karma 26/50
6-[53]-8-16-16-8-23-[23-53] 6-{7}-[8]-{7}-[7]-53-'22-39 9/50
Collectionism 8/50 Hamilton OST && Dueling Pistols = Ten Duel Commandments DONE (Level 10)
The Mindwalker && Indigo Flame && Eye of Providence = Line of Sight DONE (Level 13)
Vampire Knives && Railgun && Stopwatch = Scarlet Devil DONE (Level 10)
Rose's Sword && Real Knife && Discourse Essence = Steven's Knife 1/??
Ten Duel Commandments && Red/Green Shades = Ten Split Commandments 1/??
16,000/125,000 Lv. 3
I use the 0th Ball on Ampersand, Ultra Greed, and the three AZ Terrors.
You know what i'm just going to summon a barrier of croc heelies.
This is Garnet
With croc heelies
And I'm never going down at the hands of the likes of you
Because I'm wearing croc heelies
I'm wearing crocs that are also heelies
The two of us ain't gonna follow your rules
Come at me without any of your fancy shoes
Let's go just me and you
Let's go just one on two
Go ahead and try to hit me if you're able
Can't you see that high heels leave your stance unstable
I know you think crocs and heelies shouldn't mingle
But i think you're just mad cause you're single
And you're not gonna stop what we've made together
We are gonna wear croc heelies forever
If you take them apart we'll just make them newer
And they'll always be twice the shoes that yours are
These shoes are made of love
O-o-o-of love
O-o-o-of love
And they're the best shoes
Don't touch that! Refrain!
My Air Jordans are gonna put an end to your games!
Untie me! Don't put socks in sandals on!
When Jasper gets back your sandal socks'll be gone!
I mean it! Desist!
I don't even want to think about the size of the list
of every fashion law you're breaking!
Not to mention the ridiculous stink you're making.
This is who we are
This is who I am
And if you think you can stop me then you need to think again
'Cause I'm wearing croc heelies
I'll just wheel on ahead
And I won't let you hurt my planet
And I won't let you hurt my friends
Go ahead and try to hit me if you're able
Can't you see that high heels leave your stance unstable
I know my shoes aren't something you're afraid of
'Cause you think that you've seen what they're made of
But they are even more than the two of them
Everything I like about 'em's what I am
I am their croc holes
I am their wheels
I am a shoe sensation
These shoes are made of love
O-o-o-of love
O-o-o-of love
And they're the best shoes
==Alchemies/Charges==
Darkness: 21/50.
Charge #6: 38/50. (+14 total from various people.) GODSLAYER
Evidence Decorruption: 50/50, waiting on another player.
+3 to ninjatwist.
Metal Rod || (Never Tell Me the Odds && Pure Probability Energy) == The Betmaker 11/7! Complete! (Description left up to Tazz.) (Level 13.)
Module && Miniature Red Sun == Red Sun Module 8/8 Complete! (Description left up to Tazz.) (Level 15.)
Boots && True Essence of Speed == Boots of Surpassing Movement 7/6 Complete!
Boots of Surpassing Movement: This pair of grey boots gives the wearer the ability to run and move at extreme speeds, and also allow flight. Pushed to extremes, the wearer can flashstep and run at an excess of the speed of sound, or fly at even greater speeds. They also allow the wearer to massively speed up their reflexes and thoughts, the better to react when moving at high speed. Arrows pointing towards the toes of the boots are carved into the leather of both boots. (Level 10.)
The Alchemiter sparks with amethyst as a dæmonic will infuses it with new recipes.
Baqium: A column of hazel-trimmed arcane iron coated in a mass of interfaces, valves, and tubes. The central mechanism is fueled by what appears to be a steady supply of liquid magetear from an unknown source, feeding a colorless refiner's fire in a visible compartment. When supplemented with various module technologies, the Baqium can punch a localized hole into the fabric of spacetime, and consume the base essence of existence to create a variety of specified materials.
NEW: Hazel Rod && Amethyst Flame == Rod of Alchameth 1/??? (Level ???)
Rod of Alchameth: This long, straight, slightly gnarled rod is sculpted of hazel wood, with amethyst-glowing cracks dotting its length. They congregate at the tip of the rod, where amethyst flames occasionally lick out of the cracks. Allows generation of and control over Amethyst Flame, as well as tapping into its knowledge for various effects. Also functions as a magical focus, with extra oomph given to any spell that deals with knowledge.
Sidereal Inferno: A hazel-trimmed napalm-sprayer forged of dark metal and loaded with a practically infinite supply of Pyra Asteria, which is basically cosmic knowledge distilled into pure fiery destruction. Its flames are amethyst, its heat unending.
(Stellarum Catalyst: Writhing magetear that constantly shows visions of an amethyst inferno consuming existence. Functions as a catalyst par excellence, vastly improving the effectiveness of whatever it is blended with. In addition, highly linked to amethyst flame, and many items incorporating it produce said flame.)
(Pyra Asteria: Cosmic knowledge distilled into blazing destruction by mixing Stellarum Catalyst with napalm, this viscous liquid ignites in response to being deployed, burning amethyst and blazing with stellar heat.)
==Action/RP==
Crystal takes out a massive tome and flips to a page covered with runes of various shapes, sizes, and colors. He touches one, and it flares with magic, before disappearing from the page entirely. Simultaneously, Earth 2.0 is encased in a barrier of ice. He touches another, and it as well flares and disappears before the ice is surrounded in a corona of flame, strengthening it. Another, and an arcane nova explodes where the ice and flame are, before funneling into a massive arcane shield that further empowers the barrier. Another, and a burst of lightning adds itself to the barrier. Another, and a maelstrom of wind surrounds Earth 2.0, blowing attacks off course. (This would translate to just higher HP on the barrier I'm making.) An especially menacing-looking one, and a burst of eldritch power is added to the barrier, which lashes out at beings attacking the barrier and weakens their attacks. Finally, Crystal just pulls out a small notebook, pages filled with the same power-storing runes, and throws the book at the muddle of magic he has created. All the runes activate at once upon impact, and a massive blast of various magics funnels into the barrier, vastly strengthening it.
Crystal nods to Erelye. "Yep, I'd say we're done here for now. Although I seem to remember you have a few extra items for me, courtesy of extracanonical deals and knowledge exchanges."
Ultra Sledgehammer || (Lightning Hammer && Amethyst Flame) && Fish Guitar && Laser Crystal shards && (The Black Sword && Concentrated Avaritine) && (Ultra Shovel && Magetear) = 2/? Xolotl
Xolotl: An ornate warhammer composed of a shining vesperium. Matrices and lattices have been inscribed into the head of the hammer with a combination of avaritine and magetear, the latter of which providing an additional method of combat, if mere swings fail to suffice. The weapon itself is a small furnace burning with amethyst flames, and outputting inordinately vast amounts of radiation as a result. A single swing of the hammer can shatter masses of atomic bonds around you, and release the energy in the form of blasts of unearthly lightning, rending flesh from bone.
Name and description made by Erelye.
Stasis Awakening: An eyepatch, of sorts, adorned with seven lenses made of glass fused with the purest magetear. This set of lenses permits for user to see beyond the facades and lies of the plane of men. From the lowest scum to the grandest synchophant, their lies and half-truths mean nothing. No finely-made facade or falsitude will fool the bearer of its arcane knowledge. From their husk comes the truth, like a phoenix from the ashes, and with it, the purest enlightenment.
As the battle evolves, i take note of the Avenger. It has been quite troublesome for both sides. Thus, i decide to continue my quest to destroy it. The method is simple: a simple trick. By which i mean i'm gonna do nothing, because for some reason a IDPD parody is angry at the avenger. Presumably, because it exists.
As the avenger's crew continues it's day to day business-
i suddenly reveal this is actually a ultra greed attack.
Vans, aimed at the avenger, but missing, burst though portals. They all proceed to smash van-first into Ultra Greed, before multiple IDPD roll out of the van, tossing grenades at Ultra Greed. As it turns out, those grenades are actually time bombs.
Literal time bombs, as you probably figured. Parts of ultra greed are teleported into random places in time. Meanwhile, a volley of rockets hit him, before multiple inspectors roll up to him and slice at him, searing and wounding him with blades of pure energy. Meanwhile, a Shielder pelts him with massive amounts of plasma from a plasma minigun. One grunt climbs Ultra Greed's massive bulk and feeds him a lovely time grenade. Which tragically just turns out to be a grenade that screams the current time at massive volume. Ultra Greed, however, is surprised by this twist, and is thus shocked.
Meanwhile, a massive beam slams into Ultra Greed for no reasons.
I then realize that it's 4:04 AM at the time of writing this line, and someone drops a 404 on ultra greed. Tragically, the error does not occur.
I then pull a bunch of Hammer Bro's from Hammerspace, and convince them to kill Ultra Greed. They throw hammer after hammer at Ultra Greed, but it simply bounces off. After much hammer throwing, they decide that the only method to kill him is to tell him where they are storing their hammers. They carefully whisper the truth to him.. But it is known that nobody is allowed to know the location of the Hammer Bro's hammer. It's the only clear explaination for why nobody knows.
At any rate, this universal constant occurs, as Ultra Greed falls to his knees, vomiting. Before long, a man with a memory gun erases Ultra Greed's memory, before a massive pot of pure EDGE falls on ultra greed, cutting him badly.
Crown of Hatred || (Amethyst Flame && Agonized Soul) == Crown of Damnation.
Crown of Damnation: Blazing cosmic destruction infused with the unmitigated suffering derived from those damned by the Amethyst Flame, the Crown of Damnation feasts on the vitality of its owner's victims, in a manner akin to a grisly dreamcatcher, stealing souls away at the brink of death.
Railgun || (Massive Blaze Rods && Amaranthine Embers) && (Magma Cream && Magetear Droplet) == Haunt Muskie. Haunt Muskie: Modified corotite railgun of some description, reinforced by four charred blaze rods. The advanced device is greased with magma cream, and charged with stellar concentrate. When loaded with Charred Rods acquired from the crystallization of knowledge swirls upon a special form of blaze rod, the Haunt Muskie fires out cosmically-charged unstable pikes formed from fused charred rods coated in the violaceous embers of the abyss. Upon spearing an enemy, the pike will detonate itself, blasting forth a wave of amethystine fire and charred shrapnel, neither of which make distinction between friend or foe.
The Saints row [7]
Gemblade [8?]
Life-Drain spellbook [5]
Gravity Gauntlet [7]
Brutal Boss Buster Breaker Basher or BBBBB lvl 8
bATTLEFURYS tEMMIE aRMOR?!!?!?111 11/11 lvl 10 Passive: 1+ armor
Falls [9] >fine of the Gravity Gauntlet
Wright [7]
Gambler's Gredideir [5] Special: Rolls a dice to determine the number of rockets fierd
The Hero's Sword [10][/p]
The True Hero's Sword (Level 15: 16/16).
Unh0iing[/p]
Concentrated Avaritine: A bizarre burning golden fluid composed primarily of pure greed essence, and molten gold. The fluid, when vaporized, emits ancient refiner's fumes, which elevate the value of anything they touch, transmuting it into a higher state of being. Level 9.
Augustan Seed: A round, knotted ball of a particular type of ancient hazel wood. Cracks are dotted along the surface, emitting an unearthly amethyst light. The seed is unusually warm to the touch. Level 20 as well.
Amethyst Flame: A swirl of ever-morphing flame that takes on the hue of infinite shades of violet. The stuff radiates an immensely potent aura, that of knowledge incarnate. They occasionally flicker with an inky darkness. Level 10.
Magetear Droplet: A compressed drop of pure magetear, composed of a full bucket's worth. The formless substance glows with a cosmic background, peering into the stellar realm beyond the mortal world. Level 15.
Charges
7/50
21/50 The Campfire
16/50 no idea
3+ to consumer
[p]Charge Pool: The Dog will use one 1+ from each plus, and use it to charge an ability. The rest will be given to random players, or converted into extra dog-only Stock[/p]
Stock: Starts with 1. Start[/p]
Machine part: Starts with 1.[/p]
Bullets/bombs: Starts with 0.[/p]
All immunitys are temp. or can be surpassed with a strong enough debuff.[/p]
Fast Clock. Immunity to slowing or time-based. effects granted to target. Requires a "stock"
Regeneration Potion. Give target regen. 1 stock.[/p]
Poison Potion. Poison Target. 1 stock. Will only use if told via costumer.
Dispenser: 2 machine parts. Provides healing, and provides 1+s to one entitys charge.
Level Two: 4 parts. Heal two targets, and 2+ one entity, or 1+ two.
Level three: 6 parts. Provides minicrits, in addition to 3 healing targets, and 3+/1+x3
Antidote. Grants basic damage over time resist. Including such things as burning, oddly. Alternately, remove one stack of a strong enough debuff. Needs one stock. Does not cure mark of dog.[/p]
Minisentry: 1 Machine Part, attach a 5000 HP minisentry to the target. Minisentrys die with the target, and attack with 25% of the target's attack.[/p]
Sentry: 2 machine parts, 10000 HP, attachs to target. Same as mini sentry, except with 30% of targets attack.[/p]
[p]Level Two Sentry: 4 Mach. parts. Attachs to target. Same as above, except 20000 HP and 35% of targets attack.[/p]
[p]This will be expanded later.[/p]
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