Artyrian 🌳
Terrarist
After going to a place equivalent to a Walmart and breaking his balls several times over (provided you don't get all of your blood juiced from you like a sad lemon), this angry little fella gets understandably pissed and takes you head-on in an attempt to give you a botched open-heart surgery that not even American healthcare could ever dream of trying to perform.
Once you take him down, you'll be handsomely rewarded with his dandruff, allowing you to make a costume so edgy it'll make Shadow the Hedgehog look like a ray of sunshine. And on top of that, take a giant spicy meatball to absolutely decimate the only living tree in your world, free of charge!
Oh yeah, and fight him on the surface for the best experience possible. Trust me on this one.
Once you take him down, you'll be handsomely rewarded with his dandruff, allowing you to make a costume so edgy it'll make Shadow the Hedgehog look like a ray of sunshine. And on top of that, take a giant spicy meatball to absolutely decimate the only living tree in your world, free of charge!
Oh yeah, and fight him on the surface for the best experience possible. Trust me on this one.