Explain a terraria enemy/boss badly

After going to a place equivalent to a Walmart and breaking his balls several times over (provided you don't get all of your blood juiced from you like a sad lemon), this angry little fella gets understandably pissed and takes you head-on in an attempt to give you a botched open-heart surgery that not even American healthcare could ever dream of trying to perform.

Once you take him down, you'll be handsomely rewarded with his dandruff, allowing you to make a costume so edgy it'll make Shadow the Hedgehog look like a ray of sunshine. And on top of that, take a giant spicy meatball to absolutely decimate the only living tree in your world, free of charge!

Oh yeah, and fight him on the surface for the best experience possible. Trust me on this one.
 
Timburr471 said:
After going to a place equivalent to a Walmart and breaking his balls several times over (provided you don't get all of your blood juiced from you like a sad lemon), this angry little fella gets understandably pissed and takes you head-on in an attempt to give you a botched open-heart surgery that not even American healthcare could ever dream of trying to perform.

Once you take him down, you'll be handsomely rewarded with his dandruff, allowing you to make a costume so edgy it'll make Shadow the Hedgehog look like a ray of sunshine. And on top of that, take a giant spicy meatball to absolutely decimate the only living tree in your world, free of charge!

Oh yeah, and fight him on the surface for the best experience possible. Trust me on this one.
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That is the most fantastic description of the Eater of Worlds I have ever read. It should honestly be displayed in a museum for everyone to see until the death of the human race.
 

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At first, she gets slightly annoyed at you brutally murdering her baby with your pickaxe. Now she starts moving in the most predictable way possible, and spitting at you. As her health decreases, she spits poison (which does :red: all at this stage in the game) and spiky balls are shot at you. When she is finally not daydreaming, she decides to rip her face off violently, and somehow grows various tentacles to grab you, but can no longer spit, as her mouth is wide open. Also, she is now fast. When you kill her she just kind of accepts her fate and spontaneously combusts on the spot, showering the bag (or loot (normal sucks though)) all over.
 
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