If Only...

[TerraWarrior]

Hello, and welcome to If Only!

How it works is fun.You have to...well i cant explain it well. Heres an example:
P1: If only pigs could fly
P2:Then it would be raining bacon.
If only cars had wings


Thats how it works. Now, to start!
If only you could get terra blade in pre hardmode

 

[Brick Creeper]

Then the trees would turn into lollipops.
If only terraria was free.

 

[Ptzery]

Then the developers wouldn't have any money to continue working on that game, thus discontinuing 1.3.

If only farts looked like raccoons...

 

[Murphmario]

Then everyone would have raccoon tails.

If only Waldo was a real person...

 

[TerraWarrior]

Everyone would say I found Waldo!
If only traffic was invisible

 

[Skeltron's Keeper]

Then we would all die

If only I was cool

 

[Ptzery]

Then you could eat 17 pies at the same time over the span of a few months.

If only the Illuminati wasn't confirmed.

 

[Varsia]

Then some random idiot would confirm the illuminati.

If only dragons was real.

 

[MegaMage314 🌳]

Then all our houses would be on fire until someone learned how to train them.

If only school didn't suck...

 

[Varsia]

Then somebody would say that we aren't learning and make it boring.

If only I could actually be good at making stuff...

 

[Ominick]

Then you would make stuff.

If only chlophyte was real...

 

[Varsia]

Then we would have no more jungles from all the chlorophyte farms.

If only I was actually social.

 

[CreepedCreeper]

You are right now

If only I had a pail instead of a bucket.

 

[TheUberCannon]

You would still have a bucket.

If only I reported myself.

 

[daderpycoolguy]

Then I would facepalm.

If only I could fire my lazor

 

[TheUberCannon]

Then an idiot with the Last Prism kills you.

If only bacon flied.

 

[plantszaza 🌳]

Then people would getting fat.

If only I could breath underwater.

 

[Cubicality]

Then you would be a mermaid.

If only everything could happen at once.

 

[TheUberCannon]

Then we'd all cause the end of the world.

If only pineapple.

 

[CraftedNightmare Here!]

But then lemon

If only Pluto was a planet