If the above user's profile pic was a NPC, what would one of their quotes be?

"Hey, like to slice and dice up some dragons with me?"
 
''Hai, I am trying to raise money for a fund. Buy something from me.''
 
"FIGHT ME ALREADY!"
 
"I'm death itself. I'll kill you if you don't buy something from me."
 
"No, my sword isn't for sale."
 
"I feel like something's supposed to happen...any minuet now..."
 
"I ain't afraid of no eye!"
 
"I am a cowboy GOD of Hyperdeath!"
 
"I got some nice goods for sale over nyah... err... I mean... here."
 
"Hey, I really, REALLY need a powerful tool. Do you have one?"
 
"*Maniacal Laughter* Err... no, don't worry. It doesn't concern you."
 
''you want to pet me? 20 gold coins.''
 
*CRASH* "You called?"
 
'Let's play a game. I call it 'Dodge Catch the Friendliness Bullets Pellets.'
 
"Ey... Like to do some engineering work?"
 
"You like my face, don't you?"
 
"What a shiny day"
 
"HEUHAHAHEHEUEUEHA! NUKE TIME!!! 8D"

(I saw a nuke in your pic, not sure if that's what it actually is.)
 
"Hey man, wanna buy some high-tech, state-of-the-art cyberpunk ninja equipment? It's for sale."
 
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