If the above user's profile pic was a NPC, what would one of their quotes be?

I just want to be left alone this year.
 
You think this is a game ? You think I'm here for friendly go-karting ? Think again, son. I know of 400 ways to toss you out of the race, and that's only with a Green Shell. I could tear that pathetic thing you call a kart in half and remake it better in 10 seconds. Get out of the race, kid.
 
"Hey, have you seen my movie? No? Oh... well you can still buy my stuff..."

"Where's your Christmas spirit ? Even us whales know to celebrate that holiday, and I'm the only one who regularly interacts with humans ! "
SOMEONE UNDERSTANDS
 
Whale you just buy my stuff already?
 
Do I have something on my face?
 
Whaat am I?? (AKA I have a terrible phone)
 
Hmph. I don't like this outfit. Not at all.
Go away!
 
"Hey you! Get over here! I've got something to show you!"
 
Ma mom didnt get me ma iPhone 8. ahhhh! worst christmas ever!
 
"More Pocky?! Thank you!!!"
 
Its my party and ill cry if i want to
 
Yay! More consumer goods!
 
I am theoretically god. Your argument is invalid
 
"I'm Lapis Lazuli (right?), and you can't keep me at this dumb party any more!"
 
"I have something special for you... for a price."
 
What the heck are you staring at?
 
Its me your best friend...
ASRIEL DRE... erm... i mean Catman
 
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