If the above user's profile pic was a NPC, what would one of their quotes be?

Can you get rid of those pink creature for me?
 
What you want to fight. Nah, there will be a funeral if I did
 
"This was the only way to save me, I'll thank you for not immediately judging me."
 
"Can you get rid of these torches, the light hurts"
 
"I am here to destroy all your hearts."
 
"Do - doo - doo - do - do, walking down the road, not a care in the world."
 
"No idea how my retinas haven't melted, but it's fun!
 
Not sure why I am even packed in a heartsuit, we brains need way more space for advanced philosophing, maths, extensive studies, calculations, stuff like that. Instead, they let me enclosed in that tiny... eh, exosuit. This is not even fair at all!
 
"Got anymore food?"
 
"Oh, will you please stop comparing me to the wingless dragons you call wyverns?"
 
"I am one with the shadows, believe me or not. Oh, and before you say I'm visible - no, you aren't supposed to see me!"
 
(When Christmas/Party)"Ah, yes, your gift for me. Just lay it at my feet. Or better yet, just give it to me."
 
"LAAAZHAAAAAAAAARS"
 
<When rescued> "Im very sick... please help me"
 
Don't confuse me with other Bandana Dees. They're probably getting killed by a certain pink fluffball because they're lethality hazard to it... or maybe because it doesn't want to slow down?
 
"I ate too much . . . can't move"
 
"I'm not hyper, only my tail is."
 
'I shall rule the shadows. Oh, and the wyverns too, I guess."
 
“Why did I forget about the water?”
 
"Okay, what again? I am not like other creepers, I like to light up the path... although I sssssecretly admire them for determination.
 
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