If you could have any Terraria item in real life...

[knighto14]

Probably lucky horseshoe. Wings serve for the same function, but how cool would it be to jump off any building and not die instantly

and you wou'ld be imune to car crashes

Pumpkin Moon Medallion. A whole ing stack of them.

Behold my Earthly form!
Plus lots of loot...

Smart you get the chance of Death though if you live you get lots of stuff lets say you pull a tank steal and your set
hmm probably... the voodoo doll... wait HOW WOULD THAT WORK ON A PLANET... would it just come out of the ground is it a wall like great wall oh china length or something or would it span THE ENTIRE EARTH..... wow that's a weird question though i would also need a way to hell of course and i would also need a tank and a mining mech and a way out so i could go out then use that to get loots of hard mode stuff... like some wings..... though after that I'd be the world greatest JERK but that's fine as long as my school or/and or beibers or/ and MLPs makers house or/and prison is the place of the corruption/crimson
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Why not naughty present?
Picture an army struggling to fight an army of cheesy, Christmas themed opponents.
Now what would that war be called?

no that would riun childhoods (and lives)
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Fart in a jar: infinite fuel source.

grox i found you agian
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Naughty present

Muahaha

Release the apocalypse in a cute cristmas theme!

you jerk

 

[knighto14]

man this is the best thread ever

 

[JohnLePink]

and you wou'ld be imune to car crashes

Smart you get the chance of Death though if you live you get lots of stuff lets say you pull a tank steal and your set
hmm probably... the voodoo doll... wait HOW WOULD THAT WORK ON A PLANET... would it just come out of the ground is it a wall like great wall oh china length or something or would it span THE ENTIRE EARTH..... wow that's a weird question though i would also need a way to hell of course and i would also need a tank and a mining mech and a way out so i could go out then use that to get loots of hard mode stuff... like some wings..... though after that I'd be the world greatest JERK but that's fine as long as my school or/and or beibers or/ and MLPs makers house or/and prison is the place of the corruption/crimson

interesting thought...wait...why is the ground...oh...MY GUIDE JUST DIED! Oh no...two eyes...a mouth...a long tongue... leeches...I'm in trouble...

 

[knighto14]

interesting thought...wait...why is the ground...oh...MY GUIDE JUST DIED! Oh no...two eyes...a mouth...a long tongue... leeches...I'm in trouble...

you made me almost die laughing

 

[JohnLePink]

you made me almost die laughing

Thx :3
[DOUBLEPOST=1426399603][/DOUBLEPOST]-shouts upstairs- "MOM!!! WHERE IS MY TERRA BLADE AND BEETLE ARMOR!?!" -in reply- "Um... I believe that I placed them in the lava...pit..."

This is a perfect example of how I'm screwed out of my mind...

 

[PulseFox]

I might get an ivy whip.... cuz grabbing everything will be awesome.

 

[Rhajat]

shouts upstairs- "MOM!!! WHERE IS MY TERRA BLADE AND BEETLE ARMOR!?!" -in reply- "Um... I believe that I placed them in the lava...pit..."

This is a perfect example of how I'm screwed out of my mind...

But they don't burn in lava thanks there rarity

 

[IronTsunami]

But they don't burn in lava thanks there rarity

Yeah, but then you'll need Lava Waders or an Obsidian Skin Potion to be able to go retrieve them.

 

[JohnLePink]

Yeah, but then you'll need Lava Waders or an Obsidian Skin Potion to be able to go retrieve them.

Exactly. That is why I'm screwed
So I'd come home in lava burns all over my body...now I know how that guide feels

 

[TerraWarrior]

Dev wings to get away from traffic and escape the police.
= police = traffic = me

__________-__________

 

[AmmunitionCodBeeDuster]

truffle worm, for when I go on fishing trips

 

[Derpinator-9000🪓]

Frostspark boots or Fishron wings (probably the boots)

 

[Windwalker]

Gravity potions, a lot of gravity potions, just for the flips

 

[Derpinator-9000🪓]

maybe water walking boots. I AM JESUS!

 

[Darkwraith332]

wait.....how does the dirt rod work? I would love to be able to bury someone I don't like under a huge wave of dirt.

 

[Ethanylis1393]

Unlucky yarn,cause kitties are my only weakness.And imagine if i could fly on that broom.

 

[Nobody Important]

Yellow horseshoe balloon. Double jump, immunity to fall damage, and the ability to blow sand in people's faces.

Frost spark boots because crazy mobility.

Chlorophyte armor actually, There would be very few things that could rip through that armor and the leaf crystal would be handy.

 

[IvoryPlants 🌳]

Dev wings to get away from traffic and escape the police.

you would insta-die
I would have either a Scaly Truffle, or 999 Platinum Coins.
I would be RICH!

Spoiler: Big Image

 

[TerrorPenguin]

Fishron wings, ALL THE MONEY or the penguin pet

 

[The Ohmega Blue]

Starfury pre1.2. Rain down starzzzzz!