IC In The Void...

doormatt

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*Climbs out from kitchen sink*

Ow, where am I?
 
*earnest gives him an odd look*
Wait, where did you come from?
 
I live in your kitchen sink. Now I am here. sPeCtAcUlAr.
 
I... I don't have a sink.
 
Well, you do now! Guess you're stuck with me now, can't go anywhere else until Sunday.
 
("Wh- why sunday exactly, and HOW DID THE SINK GET HERE.")
 
Magic. For both questions.
 
("Great, another nuisance. why is the void so popular lately? IT'S NOT A TOURIST ATTRACTION!")
 
(When should I introduce Esther?)
 
Listen bud, I didn't ask to be here, and I kinda don't want to step out of under this sink because I'm afraid I might fall.
 
("Y- you can't fall. I'm standing right now.")
 
Mmmm I think I'll just stay in here for a bit longer.
 
("I'm about to smash the sink in half. MOVE.")
*it's tail is lashing with anger*
 
(Can I introduce Esther?)
 
((yes go ahead))
 
Hey, this is my house, dude. Uncool.
 
*it raises it's tail to smash the sink*
("Not anymore. move. I don't want to clean up blood off of the void again.")
*you might notice a large pile of corpses behind it*
 
*doesn't fall out of the sky for once, but still hits the ground face first*
"...ow."
 
Oh, I have tea with a friend right now. Have a packet of Oreos.

Sylvain closes the sink door. A packet of oreo brand biscuits is left behind.
 
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