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Skeletron Prime
you eat the library cardThe weapon you chose is also the amount of oxygen you started to breath. It didn't end well...
A library card.
an old shoe
you eat the library cardThe weapon you chose is also the amount of oxygen you started to breath. It didn't end well...
A library card.
The shoe lost one of it's laces, so you were unable to tie it. You then trip on zed lace...while you're waiting for the subway and you're near the track.you eat the library card
an old shoe
spam ping youI tie you to a chair and put VR goggles on you that only display Twitter. The expected result happens.
Discord
You realize that it, like Twitter, is a hellhole. This sudden realization gives you a heart attack.spam ping you
steam grows legs and steams you. this is a bit cursedYou realize that it, like Twitter, is a hellhole. This sudden realization gives you a heart attack.
Steam.
Unfortunately, while you were expecting to get a service for games, instead you get the kind of steam that was once water, but is now several hundred degrees. And now you have degrees as well, third degrees, that is. In burns across your entire body.You realize that it, like Twitter, is a hellhole. This sudden realization gives you a heart attack.
Steam.
(Definitely a horrible way to die for me...)steam grows legs and steams you. this is a bit cursed
tumblr does this even exist in 2023
(Double kill!)Unfortunately, while you were expecting to get a service for games, instead you get the kind of steam that was once water, but is now several hundred degrees. And now you have degrees as well, third degrees, that is. In burns across your entire body.
Diesel.
(The weaoon was this: )Since it seems there's no weapon given,
Posting at 3 in the morning on mobile while tired.
i take the unit, and wait. it takes a while, possibly years. but eventually, you have to go under anesthesia for a surgery. no, its not for an issue that i caused. its for something routine. but thats when i strike. i bribe the surgery team into planting the device and a kinetic generator in you while you're under the knife. the kinetic generator ensures that your bodily movement always keeps it powered. the surgery is a success, and you go about your life as normal. but with one exception: devices around you seem to fail at random. eventually you find the pattern: anything involving wireless communication is bad. you manage, but public transit proves to always be a risk.Since it seems there's no weapon given, I use myself again. I launched myself on to you, you managed to dodge, but you didn't realize that I made a second attack right after it. You got knocked by my shoulder and fell down the cliff, but you survived. Knowing that you survived, you tried to climb up, but then you realized that you didn't fall into a mere cliff, you fell into the mouth of the abyss instead. You died of the sixth layer curse of the abyss.
An interference unit.
Ezio Auditore da Firenze is a fictional character in the video game series Assassin's Creed, an Italian master assassin who serves as the protagonist of the series' games set during the Italian Renaissance.
I force you to read the whole thing, each individual post, without stopping. You won’t get food or water until you finish, meaning you die of dehydration.Well, with the calibre of such an anamoly, capable of replacing any noun with Ezio Auditore da Firenze, with difficulty in containment, a large threat to normality, and evidently lethal effects, this is beyond even the SCP foundation to handle.
So the GOC comes in, all of their tools ready to quickly and permanently destroy this anomaly. The centre of it: The Ezio Auditore da Firenze Triangle. Unfortunately, your brand new CF-100 recently just turned into Ezio Auditore da Firenze while flying over the triangle, trapping you inside the Ezio Auditore da Firenze, while you wear an Ezio Auditore da Firenze. This makes the GOC mistake you for an Ezio Auditore da Firenze, and they destroy you.
The entirety of The Last Post Wins.
Have fun doing calculus! By the time you get those done, you’ll probably have died from old age. You have no means of getting help either and they ALL have to be correct, you have to show your work too.I use the tinderbox to kindle a fire in which i use to burn you alive.
You must use a piece of math homework with exactly 17 questions on it to defeat me!