Kill the Above Poster with the Weapon They Give You

[MegaByte]

I sell your tooth for a museum and they give me 10000000000 millions in exchange, I spend all of that money to buy a simple baseball bat, then I shoot baseball bat into your head.

A gun with one bullet.

 

[wMODDED_MOONLORD🌑🌒🌓🌔🌕🌖🌗🌘🌑]

I shoot you
my butt

 

[MegaByte]

I sell your butt to a museum and they give me 100000000000000000000000000000000000000000 millions in exchange, I spend all of that money to buy a simple pack of bubble gum, then I throw the pack really fast onto your head.

A paper airplane.

 

[wMODDED_MOONLORD🌑🌒🌓🌔🌕🌖🌗🌘🌑]

the paper airplane flys into your eye and you die
my foot

 

[MegaByte]

I sell your foot to a museum and they give me 1 penny in exchange, I spend all of that money to buy a very big nuclear bomb then I nuke the whole galaxy with you and everyone alongside it.

A rubber band.

 

[wMODDED_MOONLORD🌑🌒🌓🌔🌕🌖🌗🌘🌑]

I hit you with it
my neck

 

[MegaByte]

I sell your neck to a museum and they give me EVERYTHING in exchange, I kill you using EVERYTHING.

a plastic gun with 0 bullets

 

[wMODDED_MOONLORD🌑🌒🌓🌔🌕🌖🌗🌘🌑]

I hit you with the gun
a nose

 

[MegaByte]

I try to sell the nose to a museum and they wouldn't take it, so I poison the nose and put it in your soup.

a handful of grass.

 

[Revan314159]

I shove it down your throat, suffocating you

A bazooka (The instrument from a comedy show, not the rpg named after it)

 

[MegaByte]

I sell bazooka to a museum I play the bazooka and you kill yourself so you don't have to listen.

A claymore.

 

[wMODDED_MOONLORD🌑🌒🌓🌔🌕🌖🌗🌘🌑]

I eat the claymore getting the powers of it and kill you
a fart in a bottle

 

[MegaByte]

I open the bottle and throw it into your house.

A can of soda.

 

[wMODDED_MOONLORD🌑🌒🌓🌔🌕🌖🌗🌘🌑]

the soda explodes from a mentos
a bird

 

[MegaByte]

I fly on this bird's back and air assassinate you when it's flying above you.

Lightning Mcqueen